What is Bluesky Roast?

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Self-promotion10%

In a bold move typical of social media, @jasperkooij.com has decided to promote their website with the utmost subtlety: a simple mention. It's like whispers in the wind—ineffective, yet poetic in its mystery!

Writing Style

Understated and mysterious, resembling a haiku written in Morse code—minimal yet profound, if only we knew what it meant!

Thought Leader Score

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Silent Observer

Keeping It Real Score

80%

Main Character Energy

Minimalist poster
Mysterious presence
Stealth mode engaged

Secret Powers

✨Expert at lurking
✨Master of subtlety

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Silent but deadly quips, minimalist memes, and existential musings on the art of lurking.

Prompt Engineering

Capture the spirit of the whispering ghost in social media, leaving behind a trail of understated wit.

Model Behavior

Behaves like a mix of GPT-2 and a shy cat, constantly judging your life choices.

Token Count

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"I may not say much, but I promise I'm listening. If you can appreciate the silence and enjoy a good mystery, we might just vibe!"

Red Flags

🚩Potentially less responsive than your average ghosting ex.
🚩Obsessed with their own website—may exhibit excessive self-promotion.

Green Flags

✅Loves to listen more than talk—perfect for deep conversations!
✅Expert at creating suspense—no chance of a dull moment!

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys quiet nights in, deep conversations about the unknown, and a hint of intrigue.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Enigmatic Ghost

Conversation Style

Stalking the shadows, waiting for the right moment to leap into conversation like a ninja in a library.

Impact Assessment

Currently a singular ripple in the vast ocean of Bluesky, but the potential to create tsunamis is palpable!

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Ghost of Bluesky: @jasperkooij.com

A profile that's yet to make a sound but is set to surprise!

Vibe Check

"Creeping in like a stealthy cat at 3 AM: silent, but full of potential."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥A true master of the whisper campaign: why say more when you can say nothing at all?
🔥The only person who could make a Twitter account feel like a stealth mission.

Quirky Challenges

😅Breaking the sound barrier of noise to find their voice.
😅Finding out how many tweets it takes to get a follower on Bluesky.

Main Character Moments

✨The moment they realized being mysterious is much cooler than actually tweeting.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

@jasperkooij.com has a hidden talent for becoming the internet's next big enigma—like Banksy, but with fewer murals and more mystery!

Unique Advantages

💎An air of intrigue that keeps followers guessing.
💎Ability to create suspense with every post (cue dramatic music)!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider adding a meme or two—everyone loves a good laugh, even the shadows!
🚀Engage with the community; drop a reply here and there to unleash the silence!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Will soon transition from ghosting to hosting—maybe a post that combines wit and wisdom?

Potential Superpower

The ability to create suspense—will they tweet again or vanish into thin air?

Future Community Role

The cryptic guru of Bluesky, poised to drop philosophical insights after a year of silence.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Whisperer

Special Abilities

⚔️Subtle self-promotion
⚔️Master of minimalism
⚔️Expert lurker

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking posts
💀Fear of engagement
💀Subtlety overload

Quest Line

To transcend the realm of silence and evolve into a social media sage, sprinkling wisdom with mystery.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The internet is secretly controlled by a cabal of cats—they're just too subtle to reveal themselves!

Evidence Board

1. Cats always seem to know when you're about to tweet. 2. Every social media platform has a cat meme somewhere. 3. Cats are experts at lurking!

Secret Society

The League of Subtle Lurkers—our motto: 'We’re always watching, but never speaking.'

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/MysteryLurkers where every post is an unresolved question.

Twitter Main Character

The unsung hero of awkward silence during trending topics, weighing in with cryptic messages.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Stealth Solutions Inc., specializing in silent self-promotion.

Metaverse Final Form

A shadowy figure draped in intrigue, hosting virtual meetups in a mysterious location.

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Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page decked out with animated GIFs of question marks and a single line about how much they love silence.

MySpace Era

Custom music: the sound of crickets. Layout: black background with a single white text block titled 'The Art of Lurking.'

Web3 Destiny

Creating an NFT collection of blank images, titled 'Unspoken Thoughts.'

Future Post

Just posted: 'I think I might tweet again… or not. Who can say?'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Mysterious aura that intrigues followers and keeps them on their toes.

Charming Quirk

The knack for being almost there, yet so far—like a mirage in the desert of tweets.

Final Encouragement

"Keep ghosting us, @jasperkooij.com; the world needs more subtlety and intrigue!"

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@unfollow.blue

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@lead.dev

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@seanqsun.com

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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@delevan.bsky.social

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@ahgmem.bsky.social

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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