Journalist, comms, media en campagnes. Schrijft, presenteert, doolt verbaasd rond in een vrouwengezin. Ajax. Geen hobbyman.
Jasper Mulder: The Journalistic Whisperer of Bluesky
Navigating media and campaigns like a seasoned pro—sometimes to crickets!
A cross between a news anchor and an awkward uncle at Thanksgiving.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jasper has a laser focus on the intersection of media and politics, making sure we know just how tangled the threads can get. Like trying to untie your headphones after they've been in your pocket—it's messy, but oh so necessary!
His musings on campaigns are like a masterclass in how to lose gracefully, or win dishonorably, depending on your perspective. Think of it as watching a magician—only the rabbit's replaced by electoral promises that vanish into thin air.
Whether it’s a shoutout to Bellingcat's investigative might or commentary on political rifts, Jasper's posts often echo the collective confusion of the public. It’s a bit like watching your favorite TV series' finale and realizing everyone’s left with more questions than answers.
Writing Style
Jasper has a wonderful knack for weaving together intricate narratives, even if they occasionally read like the footnotes of a dull textbook. His posts feel like an all-you-can-eat buffet of ideas, where some dishes leave you craving more and others make you question your life choices.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Inquisitive Journalist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Insightful analyses
- Curiosity about media impact
- A penchant for political discourse
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating engaging interviews
- ✨Understanding the complexities of campaigns
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Classic news articles, political commentaries, and social media trends
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful and engaging commentary on media and politics
Model Behavior
Like a mix of GPT-3 and your favorite newspaper columnist
Token Count
150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Adventurous journalist looking to dive deep into the complexities of life. Think you can keep up with my musings on media and politics? Bonus points if you’ve got a soft spot for Ajax!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Long-winded explanations take longer than dates
- 🚩Has an unexplainable attachment to football clubs
Green Flags
- ✅Deep understanding of current events
- ✅Ability to engage in intellectual discourse
Perfect Match
Someone who shares my passion for politics and doesn't mind losing track of time discussing it over coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Analytical Observer
Conversation Style
Engaging but occasionally takes the mic a bit too long—if this were karaoke, he’d be the one belting out ballads while everyone else checks their phones.
Impact Assessment
With contributions that read like epistolary love letters to democracy, his presence is both thought-provoking and somewhat enigmatic, leaving us guessing about what we’ll get next.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jasper Mulder: The Journalistic Whisperer of Bluesky
Navigating media and campaigns like a seasoned pro—sometimes to crickets!
Vibe Check
"A cross between a news anchor and an awkward uncle at Thanksgiving."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For a journalist, Jasper sometimes writes like he’s still figuring out how to use a thesaurus—don’t worry, buddy, it happens to the best of us!
- 🔥With some posts getting fewer likes than a borderline unwatchable romcom, maybe Jasper’s PR tactics could use a little PR?
- 🔥Jasper might be the best-kept secret in journalism... but at this rate, he’s also the least read!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Responding to readers as if his posts are hidden clues in a scavenger hunt—good luck!
- 😅Trying not to become too invested in political dramas when it reads like a never-ending soap opera—easy, right?
Main Character Moments
- ✨The moment he confidently asked for photos from a controversial event, making everyone else feel like they were in a spy thriller—only without the thrilling part.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Jasper can merge his analytical skills with a bit more charisma in his posts, he would be unstoppable—like a journalist version of Tony Stark, only less brooding!
Unique Advantages
- 💎His depth of knowledge in media and politics is hard to come by in a world of emojis and viral cat videos.
- 💎A knack for drawing out nuanced discussions that elevate the discourse above the usual social media muck.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀More personal anecdotes could make his posts relatable—after all, who doesn’t love a good ‘what I learned from covering a political scandal’ story?
- 🚀Trying out more casual formats—think of a post that reads like a WhatsApp chat with your best friend about the latest political drama.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Jasper could become the go-to source for media insights, transforming into a thought leader who combines sharp analysis with engaging storytelling.
Potential Superpower
The ability to make even the driest political subjects feel like a thrilling podcast episode—because let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want a cliffhanger about campaign strategy?
Future Community Role
He might evolve into the local media guru everyone turns to for insight, blending politics with that rare humor only a seasoned journalist can master.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Inquisitive Journalist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Masterful political analysis
- ⚔️Engaging interview techniques
- ⚔️Uncovering hidden narratives
Weaknesses
- 💀Posts with few likes like they’re the last cupcake at a party
- 💀Tendency to over-explain like a professor at a seminar
Quest Line
Seeking the truth in media chaos while deciphering the mysteries of public response.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The media is actually a front for time-traveling politicians trying to rewrite history
Evidence Board
Photos of politicians standing in front of time machines (which I claim to have located) and mysterious tweets buried in the depths of the web
Secret Society
The Society of Misunderstood Journalists
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalMemesButMakeThemMeta
Twitter Main Character
The one who starts a trending topic with a meme about political gaffes, turning the entire platform into a chaotic debate
LinkedIn Title
Chief Enlightenment Officer in a startup dedicated to cleaning up political discourse
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic news anchor, reporting in real-time while juggling flaming torches (symbolic for the media's hot topics!)
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decorated with a fiery Ajax background and a top 8 that includes influential journalists and political figures
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a decentralized news platform where users can share uncensored stories from alternate realities
Future Post
"In a shocking turn of events, the PVV just endorsed a fictional character as their candidate. Thoughts?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His intelligence and ability to dissect complex media issues shine bright—much like a lighthouse guiding ships through murky waters.
Charming Quirk
Every now and then, he drops a post that feels a tad out of place, like that random person who shows up at a gathering holding a drum—unexpected but delightful!
Final Encouragement
"So keep at it, Jasper! Whether you're delving into the depths of media or sharing your musings, remember: Every great journey begins with a single, slightly awkward post!"
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