Back
    J
    Bluesky

    Jessica Crowder

    @jbcrowder.bsky.social

    Followers

    65

    Posts

    27

    Following

    299

    Packs

    0

    📍Baltimore Lab Research Asst. + CMBS MS student, UMB (views are very good, but entirely my own) Virology, democracy & public health enthusiast.

    The Lab-Rat of Witty Observations: Jessica Crowder's Bluesky Antics

    A passionate blend of lab life, musical musings, and a side of democracy—and believe us, it’s a jam!

    "

    Mixing lab coats with pop culture, Jessica’s feed is the ultimate fusion of academia and relatable humor.

    "
    92%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Music
    90%
    Politics & Public Health

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Music85%

    From Broadway belters to indie covers, Jessica's posts make it clear that her Spotify could double as a therapy playlist.

    Politics & Public Health90%

    Her thoughts often dance between pixels and policy—like a viral meme that somehow also includes a citation.

    Personal Anecdotes75%

    Every dog story or family quirk she shares reads like an indie film script waiting for an Oscar nomination.

    Writing Style

    Jessica’s writing style is refreshingly approachable; it's like sitting down for coffee with your most insightful friend—if that friend was also a lab tech with a knack for making you laugh at existential crises.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Brainy Social Butterfly

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Virology enthusiast
    • Pop culture aficionado
    • Master of clever threads

    Secret Powers

    • Tap dancing
    • Genealogical research
    • Grandmother impersonations

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Virology, pop culture references, political analysis, and personal anecdotes from a dedicated lab assistant and CMBS MS student.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty commentary about science, public health, and music while engaging with a diverse online community.

    Model Behavior

    Combines humor with academic insight in a socially conscious manner, often invoking nostalgic references and trendy cultural memes.

    Token Count

    3500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Virology lover seeking someone to jam with over science documentaries, Broadway musicals, and dog-friendly outings. If you can handle my tap dancing obsession and can laugh at bad puns, you're my kind of partner!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Occasional existential musings about disinformation and democracy might creep in.
    • 🚩Frequent mentions of my dog Duncan—he's quite the character.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about public health and always keen to learn.
    • Enjoys both serious discussions and good-natured memes.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate the beauty of both a viral protein and a Broadway ballad.

    AnotherWrapper Logo

    Build Your Own AI App

    This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

    • 🎯

      AI Demo Apps

      10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat

    • Modern Stack

      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

    • 🤖

      AI integrations

      OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more

    • 🛠️

      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

    • 💎

      Premium Design

      Beautiful UI components included

    • 🛡️

      Enterprise Ready

      Auth, API routes & database included

    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The One Who Knows Too Much (In a Good Way)

    Conversation Style

    Her replies feel like an academic symposium with a dash of brunch humor—everyone leaves entertained and slightly more informed.

    Impact Assessment

    With posts that engage both the heart and mind, she’s the glue in this community’s coffee machine, keeping everyone energized and connected.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Lab-Rat of Witty Observations: Jessica Crowder's Bluesky Antics

    A passionate blend of lab life, musical musings, and a side of democracy—and believe us, it’s a jam!

    Vibe Check

    "Mixing lab coats with pop culture, Jessica’s feed is the ultimate fusion of academia and relatable humor."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥The dedication to ‘livestream’ a classic movie makes me wonder if you’re trying to out-geek the original scriptwriters.
    • 🔥For someone so passionate about disinformation, you really go the extra mile to make sure your posts are as accurate as possible—kudos!
    • 🔥Your love for 'HEPES' and ‘creepy’ paper is the most relatable scientist moment I’ve encountered this week.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Less ‘scientific research’ and more ‘hot takes’—let those opinions flow like your yeast cultures!
    • 😅Try posting about having fun in the lab without mentioning your dog Duncan—it’s a fantastical challenge, I promise!

    Main Character Moments

    • That moment when you turn a pet into a posh lifestyle choice: ‘Duncan loves crocs’ is the new ‘My cat only eats organic!’
    • The day you decided to honor Ellen Greene like a Broadway diva in a world full of karaoke enthusiasts—bold and brave!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With that analytical mind, a podcast could be your next big leap—‘Virology and Vibes’ has a ring to it!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong grasp of complex topics
    • 💎Witty cultural insights
    • 💎A knack for connecting people and ideas

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Engage in more sci-fi/pop culture mashups—can we get a bridge from ‘Star Wars’ to public health?
    • 🚀Consider sharing more behind-the-scenes from your lab—it's like ‘The Office’ meets ‘CSI: Miami’!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Her content will seamlessly merge science with humor, creating a viral sensation that’s both educational and entertaining.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to create insightful threads that simultaneously educate and induce belly laughs—watch out, academia!

    Future Community Role

    The go-to source for witty commentary on all things trending and a gentle reminder not to take life too seriously.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Thought Leader

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Viral Insight Generation
    • ⚔️Pop Culture Mediation
    • ⚔️Tactical Meme Deployment

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overanalyzing Fun
    • 💀Dog-Centric Narratives
    • 💀Tap Dancing in Serious Discussions

    Quest Line

    Navigating the intersection of virology, democracy, and the eternal quest for the perfect meme.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Disinformation campaigns are secretly orchestrated by sentient yeast strains to distract us from their true agenda—world domination through baked goods.

    Evidence Board

    1. Yeast related posts are suspiciously frequent. 2. Yeast fermentation is the perfect cover for mass communication. 3. History shows viable links between yeast and societal trends (think bread, beer, and rebellion).

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Yeast Cultivators

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ScienceAndSongs

    Twitter Main Character

    In a heated debate over whether the 'Grease' soundtrack is better than 'Hamilton'—the results are devastating!

    LinkedIn Title

    Founder of ‘Viral Insights LLC’—a consultancy helping corporations navigate pop culture trends through scientific understanding.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A sentient lab coat dancing on a virtual stage, mixing great tunes with research presentations.

    AnotherWrapper Logo

    Build Your Own AI App

    This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

    • 🎯

      AI Demo Apps

      10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat

    • Modern Stack

      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

    • 🤖

      AI integrations

      OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more

    • 🛠️

      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

    • 💎

      Premium Design

      Beautiful UI components included

    • 🛡️

      Enterprise Ready

      Auth, API routes & database included

    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page titled 'Jessica's Science and Dreams,' adorned with animated GIFs of dancing lab coats, a playlist of ‘90s hits, and a guestbook.

    MySpace Era

    Flames and glitter everywhere, with a top 8 exclusively dedicated to influential scientists and Broadway stars.

    Web3 Destiny

    Pioneering ‘HealthTheatreDAO’ where scientists and artists collaborate on viral narratives in the metaverse.

    Future Post

    ‘Just discovered a new viral interaction—now if only I could find a way to turn it into a TikTok challenge!’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Jessica’s incredible blend of scholarly insight and cultural commentary is like a fine wine—rich, layered, and best served with a side of sarcasm.

    Charming Quirk

    That unique ability to make yeast strains sound more interesting than a new Netflix series is a true talent.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep blending those worlds, Jessica! Remember, the more you share, the more you inspire—and who knows, maybe your dog Duncan will get his own fan club!"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

    Previous Roasts

    V

    Valentino Filipetto

    @valentinofilipetto.bsky.social

    95%
    60%

    Valentino's Voyage: From Zero to Mahler Hero

    J

    Jenn

    @hotlegs.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    Atticus's Mom: The Unofficial Queen of Quirk on Bluesky

    🔞koko two unite🐺

    @koko2unite.bsky.social

    92%
    85%

    Koko Two Unite: The Furry Wizard of Bluesky

    C

    Cassie

    @cassiederee.bsky.social

    92.5%
    89%

    Cassie: The Snowflake Philosopher of Bluesky

    C

    Cameron Leger / Automotive Photographer

    @camsh0ts.bsky.social

    92%
    80%

    Cameron Leger: The Car Whisperer of Bluesky

    N

    Nicole S.

    @nicoleskorniuk.bsky.social

    85%
    75%

    Nicole S.: Your Sassy Guide to Existential Dread and Pet Rescue Adventures

    p

    puhjamas

    @puhjamas.bsky.social

    75%
    30%

    The Bluest of the Sky: A Newcomer's Quirky Quest

    M

    Michael Zimmer

    @michaelzimmer.bsky.social

    85.5%
    88%

    Michael Zimmer: Data Ethics Warrior of the Bluesky Universe

    F

    Flowers Georg

    @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    The Yarn Whisperer of Bluesky: Reluctantly Crafting Connections

    @techgp.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    Fatherhood, Technology, and the Art of the Gritty Roast

    N

    Neznámej

    @neznamej.bsky.social

    85%
    60%

    Neznámej: The Enigmatic Humorist of Bluesky

    @mann4fun.bsky.social

    90%
    65%

    Mann mit einem Fun für Füße und Kaffee

    L

    Lenn (レン) 🫧

    @ryyukv.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    Lenn: The Aesthetic Anime Enthusiast Who's a Little Too Passionate About Their Tears

    K

    Kate

    @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social

    88%
    75%

    Kate: The Cabbage-Patch Queen of Cat Chaos and Contemplation

    A

    Ansgar Odinson✊💙💛

    @ansgar-odinson.bsky.social

    89.5%
    76%

    Ansgar Odinson: The Digital Bard of Bluesky

    R

    Ryan M. Jaster, Hawkologist

    @ryanmjaster.hawkeyehq.com

    92%
    88%

    Hawkologist Extraordinaire: Ryan M. Jaster's Bluesky Symphony

    R

    Rach (without the el, or the ael)

    @rachdhd.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    Rach: The Parsnip Soup Philosopher of Bluesky

    J

    Joseph Lorenzo Hall, PhD

    @josephhall.org

    93%
    85%

    Dr. Hall: Bridging Astrophysics and Internet Advocacy—With a Side of Squirrel Shenanigans!

    C

    CKR

    @ckriesi.bsky.social

    70%
    65%

    CKR: The Quiet Observer of the Bluesky Universe

    F

    Frau Geduldig

    @fraugeduldig.bsky.social

    95%
    85%

    Frau Geduldig: Die Meisterin der Alltagskomik in 280 Zeichen oder weniger