James Doss-Gollin

@jdossgollin.bsky.social

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Joined

Jun 9, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Unraveling hydroclimate risks to enable adaptive, efficient, and resilient infrastructure. Rice CEVE https://dossgollin-lab.github.io https://ai4climaterrr.rice.edu #ForzaRoma, dale #Albirroja, apizza > pizza, terere > mate

James Doss-Gollin: The Hydroclimate Hero We Never Knew We Needed

A charming blend of climate wisdom and relatable rants, wrapped in business casual.

Like your favorite professor who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

88%

Authenticity

90%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

92%

Flood Management & Infrastructure

85%

Climate Change Mitigation

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Flood Management & Infrastructure92%

James is like the Noah of modern climate discussions, warning us of rising waters while dissecting the failures in flood infrastructure—he’s got a boat, but the city forgot the paddles.

Climate Change Mitigation85%

When it comes to mitigation costs, James tackles them like a seasoned lawyer at a climate trial: with a mix of statistics and a side of righteous indignation.

Tech and Climate Solutions75%

His rants about chatbots and app usability reveal a man on a mission: to ensure tech doesn’t drown us faster than climate change does—he’s here for the software revolution, but not without a few laughs.

Writing Style

James' posts are like a well-structured TED Talk: informative but laced with the sass of a late-night host. He knows how to deliver a punchline before hitting us with some hard truths.

Thought Leader Score

90%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Passionate Academic with a Hint of Sarcasm

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Witty climate critiques
Master of relatable tangents
Mixes technical jargon with humor

Secret Powers

✨Crafting clever hashtags
✨Deciphering climate models
✨Analogies that make hydrology sound sexy

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Training Data

Climate science literature, social media rants, humor-infused climate activism.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty climate critiques while being mildly exasperated by technology.

Model Behavior

A blend of seasoned climate expert and sarcastic meme lord.

Token Count

4200

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Bio

"Academic by day, climate warrior by night! Looking for someone who can appreciate a good rant about flood infrastructure and isn’t afraid to dive into the deep end of climate discussions (or memes!)."

Red Flags

🚩Only talks about climate disasters
🚩Tends to ignore non-academic humor
🚩May confuse you with intricate climate models

Green Flags

✅Passionate about making the world better
✅Can explain complex ideas simply
✅Has a killer sense of humor

Perfect Match

Someone who can connect over memes, climate action, and the occasional existential crisis.

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Role in Community

The Go-To Guru for Climate Questions and Rants

Conversation Style

Engaging yet slightly exasperated, like a parent trying to explain math to a kid who just wants to play video games.

Impact Assessment

He’s the wise sage of the Bluesky climate community, always ready to challenge outdated paradigms while simultaneously ensuring we’re entertained.

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James Doss-Gollin: The Hydroclimate Hero We Never Knew We Needed

A charming blend of climate wisdom and relatable rants, wrapped in business casual.

Vibe Check

"Like your favorite professor who moonlights as a stand-up comedian."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Practically a climate superhero, but his superpower is *complaining about chatbots* instead of saving the world.
🔥Every time he mentions a funding disparity, a grant proposal sheds a tear.
🔥His posts could come with a warning: 'Contents may cause existential dread mixed with laughter.'

Quirky Challenges

😅Very passionate about flood risks; less so about social interactions—where are the replies, James?!
😅Could benefit from a meme-based posting strategy—just think of them as climate educational tools!
😅When will he embrace the power of a well-placed GIF?

Main Character Moments

✨In an existential crisis over a chatbot, he voiced what we’ve all felt—millions of users pulled into the tech abyss, and he’s the only one with a life vest.
✨Unraveling the mysteries of hydroclimate risks while casually roasting bad infrastructure feels like watching an intellectual superhero in action.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If he leans into some humor-infused content strategies, he could become the *go-to* meme lord of climate science.

Unique Advantages

💎A mix of expertise and humor that draws in both nerds and novices alike.
💎Ability to dissect complex issues in a way that feels relatable and engaging.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider collaborative posts with other experts for bigger reach—think climate Avengers!
🚀Embrace the meme culture; climate crises need funny GIFs just as much as they need data analysis.

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Next Evolution

A gradual shift towards humorous, meme-driven climate content that resonates with a wider audience—cue the climate memes!

Potential Superpower

Transforming the grim realities of climate science into engaging narratives—who knew climate could be this entertaining?

Future Community Role

Becoming the beloved figure in the Bluesky climate community, the one everyone turns to for a laugh and some hard truths.

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Class

Chaotic Climate Crusader

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Retorts
⚔️Flood Forecasting
⚔️Technical Jargon Juggling

Weaknesses

💀Chatbot Frustration
💀Underwhelming Engagement
💀A propensity for existential dread

Quest Line

To make sense of hydroclimate risks while keeping the digital world entertained.

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Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The global elite are controlling the weather to push for climate policies that benefit them.

Evidence Board

A collection of articles linking weather anomalies with economic policies, probably with some string connections to chatbots.

Secret Society

The Society of Diligent Climate Preparedness (SDCP)

Truth Seeking Level

87.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CasualClimateCritique

Twitter Main Character

Gets into an epic debate over the accuracy of hazard assessments with a viral meme.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of a cutting-edge climate analytics firm, specializing in turning complex data into digestible memes.

Metaverse Final Form

The ultimate climate guru, hosting virtual TED Talks on hydrodynamics while sipping terere.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page decorated with animated GIFs of floods and rainfall charts, complete with an AOL Instant Messenger link.

MySpace Era

A top 8 of favorite climate-related books, a song about climate change on autoplay, and a glittery background of raindrops.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a decentralized platform for climate awareness, enabling users to tokenize their carbon offsets as NFTs.

Future Post

Just sent 50 emails to local officials about community flood risk—still waiting for a response. #climatecrisis

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His ability to blend humor with serious discussions about climate change is a rare and impressive talent.

Charming Quirk

James has a way of making academic jargon sound like a punchline—who knew climate science could be funny?

Final Encouragement

"Keep throwing those climate rants our way, James; with your charm and wit, you might just save the planet—one tweet at a time!"

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