Jon has mastered the art of roasting political ignorance while serving up a side of common sense. It’s like if your history professor also moonlighted as a roast comedian at the local pub.

His love for the Canes is undeniable, often making his emotional state as transparent as a post-game interview. The excitement is palpable, like a kid on Christmas morning—if Christmas involved lots of ice and checking.

Jon’s posts about his ancestors are like time-traveling tweets, blending personal identity with national history. If the American Revolution had Twitter, he would have the most retweeted historical threads.