Jeremiah Oshan

@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com

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May 10, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

I write and talk about the Sounders on @sounderatheart.com.

Jeremiah Oshan: The Sounders’ Cheerleader with a Side of Socio-Political Commentary

Jeremiah Oshan’s Bluesky presence is like a live commentary during the Sounders game—unfiltered, passionate, and occasionally throwing shade at the refs.

A mix of sports fandom and societal critique, he’s the friend who critiques your taste in jerseys while wearing one himself.

92%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Sounders Updates

85%

Political Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Sounders Updates95%

Jeremiah has the pulse on every player and every injury; he’s basically their unofficial spokesperson at this point—just add a blazer and a PowerPoint.

Political Commentary85%

His posts on political matters show he’s not just here for the game; he’s ready to tackle systemic issues, probably while still sporting a Sounders scarf.

Personal Life & Food70%

From smoked turkey hacks to flight tips, Jeremiah gives people the important details we didn’t ask for, like how to make Thanksgiving way more complicated.

Writing Style

Witty yet accessible, with a touch of football flair, as if he wrote his posts in the middle of a fast-paced game, occasionally hitting pause for dramatic effect.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Passionate Analyst

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Sounders superfan
Sociopolitical commentator
Witty thread master

Secret Powers

✨Impressively detailed sports statistics
✨Uncanny ability to predict game outcomes
✨Subtle yet sharp political insights

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Soccer analytics, political discourse, and comedic commentary

Prompt Engineering

Generate thoughtful and humorous commentary on sports and politics

Model Behavior

Witty social commentator with a sports-savvy edge

Token Count

420

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Bio

"Soccer fanatic passionate about the Sounders and societal issues. Can make you laugh while critiquing your jersey choice. Seeking a kindred spirit who loves sports, social justice, and the occasional smoked turkey."

Red Flags

🚩Might get too invested in Sounders game stats
🚩Political debates could get heated
🚩Enjoys long threads about player injuries

Green Flags

✅Understands the importance of match snacks
✅Knows the difference between XG and X-factor
✅Can quote obscure players from memory

Perfect Match

Someone who shares my love for soccer and sustainability, and can appreciate a good Thanksgiving hack.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Bluesky’s Premier Sounders Analyst

Conversation Style

Engaging yet straightforward, like your most devoted soccer friend who’s just a bit too into stats, but you love them for it.

Impact Assessment

Jeremiah’s presence is felt throughout the community; he’s like the glue that keeps the Sounders conversation flowing—sometimes sticky, but always necessary.

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Jeremiah Oshan: The Sounders’ Cheerleader with a Side of Socio-Political Commentary

Jeremiah Oshan’s Bluesky presence is like a live commentary during the Sounders game—unfiltered, passionate, and occasionally throwing shade at the refs.

Vibe Check

"A mix of sports fandom and societal critique, he’s the friend who critiques your taste in jerseys while wearing one himself."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Has more Sounders stats than friends—just kidding... sort of.
🔥Jeremiah’s emotional range during games spans from ‘Yes!’ to ‘Why, God, WHY?!’
🔥The only person who can get passionate about both turkey dinner and a tactical formation.

Quirky Challenges

😅Might want to tone down the post-game emotional breakdowns; we get it, you’re a fan, not a soap opera star.
😅Needs to reconsider blended topics: Sounders tactics and Costco turkey sales can remain distinct.
😅The next time he brings up probability, he should include a pie chart of his fandom vs. human emotions.

Main Character Moments

✨The day he declared the Sounders’ injury crisis with the gravitas of an Oscar-winning performance.
✨When he tweeted about a player’s performance and caused a chain reaction of replies like it was a soap opera cliffhanger.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If Jeremiah focused on integrating more multimedia content—think videos, memes, and charts—he could become the ESPN of Bluesky.

Unique Advantages

💎Passionate fanbase to engage with
💎Strong understanding of soccer analytics
💎A knack for humor that keeps followers coming back

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a weekly wrap-up video—‘Jeremiah’s Soccer Highlights’ could become a hit!
🚀Engage followers by creating polls on game predictions—fan interaction at its finest!
🚀How about a biweekly food post featuring match day snacks? The Sounders and snacks combo could be a winner.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Jeremiah might evolve into a multimedia presence, bringing his stat mastery into the realm of video content, live gaming commentary, or even a podcast.

Potential Superpower

Transforming tedious sports stats into binge-worthy content—with a side of humor, of course.

Future Community Role

He’s on the path to becoming the go-to source for all things Sounders, potentially even leading community discussions and meetups.

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Class

Lawful Sounders Supporter

Special Abilities

⚔️Statistical Wizardry
⚔️Political Commentary
⚔️Emotional Rollercoaster

Weaknesses

💀Costco turkey distractions
💀Over-analysis of player stats
💀Impulsive emotional outbursts

Quest Line

To navigate the epic battles of the Sounders while keeping a keen eye on the sociopolitical landscape.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Sounders conspiracy to make every game feel like a nail-biter for dramatic effect

Evidence Board

1. Every time they get a lead, they somehow manage to complicate the match. 2. Behind-the-scenes footage reveals eerily synchronized player injuries. 3. The refs are clearly in on it for the suspense.

Secret Society

The Order of the Overly Passionate Fans

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/Moderating r/SoccerDrama with witty comments and over-analyses of match reactions

Twitter Main Character

Taking center stage in a heated debate over the color of Sounders' third jerseys

LinkedIn Title

Director of Strategic Communications at Sounders FC, specializing in PR for awkward losses

Metaverse Final Form

A hologram of Jeremiah passionately commentating on the Sounders while flying around the virtual stadium.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with Sounders fan art and overly enthusiastic game recaps—complete with MIDI music.

MySpace Era

A glittery MySpace profile with custom playlists titled 'Sounders Wins' and 'Heartbreaks', and a top friend list of only soccer players.

Web3 Destiny

Owns a Sounders-themed NFT collection, trading virtual jerseys and highlights.

Future Post

Just secured tickets to the final—let's go for the win! Who's coming with me?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Jeremiah’s most impressive quality is his unwavering dedication to the Sounders and his insightful analyses that resonate deeply with fans.

Charming Quirk

He effortlessly weaves together sports statistics with everyday life, making a trip to Costco sound as thrilling as a penalty shootout.

Final Encouragement

"Keep slinging those wisecracks and stats, Jeremiah! Just remember, in the world of sports and social media, your voice counts—loudly and proudly!"

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