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Jeremy Beim: The Sassy Sage of Bluesky
With fiery takes and a penchant for the absurd, Jeremy's feed is a wild ride through wit and wisdom.
Imagine if a philosopher and your snarkiest friend had a Twitter baby. Voilà!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jeremy's takes are sharper than a chef's knife at a vegan potluck. He dives deep into the heart of American issues, blending humor with hard truths that could make George Carlin nod in approval.
Whether discussing running loops or sharing Thanksgiving wishes, Jeremy's stories resonate with a delightful mix of sarcasm and sincerity, like ketchup on kale—surprising yet oddly satisfying.
From Jenny's infamous phone number to loving shout-outs to Danny DeVito, Jeremy spins nostalgia like a DJ at a retro party, with the perfect mix of irony and affection.
Writing Style
Jeremy's writing has the pacing of a stand-up comic warming up the crowd—quick punchlines, wit that sneaks up on you, and a few moments of deep thought that leave you going, 'Wow, I didn’t see that coming.'
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Activist
Keeping It Real Score
93%Main Character Energy
- Snarky observations
- Social critique with a twist
- Passionate foodie
Secret Powers
- ✨Stunningly accurate cultural commentary
- ✨Incognito poet
- ✨Masterful meme curator
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Snarky observations, cultural critiques, and heartfelt musings about articles, pop culture, and personal anecdotes.
Prompt Engineering
Write socially conscious yet humorous commentary on current events, personal experiences, and pop culture references.
Model Behavior
Your local internet philosopher with a side of sassy commentary.
Token Count
4200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate about social justice, food enthusiast, and secret poet. If you appreciate sarcasm as much as a good roast, let's vibe!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Responsible for at least 3 food disasters this week.
- 🚩Obsessed with random trivia about soup.
Green Flags
- ✅Witty banter stronger than espresso.
- ✅Festive decorations are on my Pinterest board.
Perfect Match
Someone who can laugh at bad takes and appreciates the absurdity of life.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Instigator of Enlightenment
Conversation Style
Jeremy engages like a clever sparring partner—challenging yet playful, often leaving followers both amused and enlightened, like a yoga class that ends with a roast session.
Impact Assessment
With a follower count over 1500 and growing, Jeremy isn't just a participant; he's the very pulse of this Bluesky community, infusing it with humor and heart.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jeremy Beim: The Sassy Sage of Bluesky
With fiery takes and a penchant for the absurd, Jeremy's feed is a wild ride through wit and wisdom.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if a philosopher and your snarkiest friend had a Twitter baby. Voilà!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Jeremy's tweets sometimes hit harder than a toddler at a snack bar.
- 🔥For someone who’s a 'shipper,' Jeremy's love life seems to be adrift like a lost rubber duck.
- 🔥With that many retweets, are you sure you're not just running a common sense campaign?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The occasional existential tweet about soup? Let's stick to one food-related crisis at a time, Jeremy.
- 😅You’ve got a knack for the dramatic; maybe leave the apologies for your high school English teacher.
- 😅Your holiday posts have more emotional depth than most rom-coms—keep it light, okay?
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time he declared war on diets in favor of ice cream and soup—truly heroic.
- ✨Positive vibes and spiteful thriving? Only Jeremy can balance that tension like a circus performer on a tightrope.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he channels that snark into a book, he'll be the next 'Batmann of Social Commentary.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎A way with words that turns mundane observations into viral gold.
- 💎Ability to dissect social issues while being the life of the virtual party.
- 💎Cultivating a niche of relatable humor that echoes like an internet anthem.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a weekly reflection post to share more personal stories—your followers are here for the ride.
- 🚀Incorporate more memes! Your insights paired with the right meme can cause a social media shake-up.
- 🚀Engage more with followers in comments; you’ve got the wit to keep them coming back for more.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A podcast where he discusses pop culture, politics, and probably the merits of soup as a food group.
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of creating viral threads that blend humor and intellect effortlessly.
Future Community Role
The go-to for witty commentary and social insights—like the cool mentor we all wish we had.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Sassy Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Snarky Social Commentary
- ⚔️Witty Retorts
- ⚔️Viral Meme Maker
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Existential Thoughts About Soup
- 💀High Emotional Depth During Holidays
- 💀Procrastination via Social Media
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of online discourse while making sure to roast bad takes along the way.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is hoarding all the good soup recipes to control the masses.
Evidence Board
A collection of soup cans labeled with secret codes, tweets hinting at a soup monopoly, and ingredients that don’t add up.
Secret Society
The Society for the Preservation of Culinary Creativity
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/VintageSoupRecipes
Twitter Main Character
The one who started a feud over whether cereal is soup.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Thrive Out of Spite, Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
A sentient humanoid that curates a digital soup bar where users can share recipes and rants.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Heavy customization with glitter, song lyrics, and a top 8 list of favorite soups.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for soup enthusiasts to trade recipes and critique bad takes.
Future Post
Just finished a 100-mile run to protest low-quality soup. Who’s with me?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jeremy’s ability to tackle tough issues with humor is a breath of fresh air in social media's often stale atmosphere.
Charming Quirk
Those random musings about snow and soup add layers of whimsy that leave us intrigued.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the sharp-tongued sage of Bluesky, Jeremy. The internet needs more of your brand of wit mixed with wisdom!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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