Jess | 28 | they/them | @jesmalestiel on ao3 I write things about fictional characters. I hope you enjoy it. If you don't there's lots of other stuff to read so... go read that instead?
Rev Jes Crowley: The Ineffable Online Star
A blend of fanfiction fervor and gentle sass.
You’re invited to the ‘Aziraphale and Crowley Appreciation Society’—snacks included!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Our protagonist is clearly the unrepentant shipper of Crowley and Aziraphale's ineffable love, igniting the fanbase's imagination like a flaming sword in a celestial battle!
Brings an almost cult-like fervor to fanfic discussions, making 2 AM slowburns sound like epic sagas that could rival *The Lord of the Rings*!
Balances humor with heartfelt tributes on important days, showing that they're not just here for the giggles—they’re here for the impact too!
Writing Style
A delightful mix of witty banter and heartfelt musings—like a Shakespearean sonnet if Shakespeare ever got deep about fan art!
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sassy Fanfic Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
91%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about Good Omens
- Witty and relatable
- Artistic flair
Secret Powers
- ✨Writing fanfiction that resonates
- ✨Creating stunning fan art
- ✨Bringing communities together through humor
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Good Omens fandom, fanfiction community support, artistic interpretation of character relationships, humor in fandom culture.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the creativity and engagement levels of a Good Omens fanfiction writer and artist.
Model Behavior
Relatable, witty, and deeply insightful—like a blend between a passionate fan and a therapist for sad fictional relationships.
Token Count
4200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"28-year-old fanfic enthusiast with a penchant for writing about fictional heartbreak and fluffy moments between celestial beings. Let's discuss our favorite Good Omens moments and indulge in snacks. No bad vibes, just pure ineffable love!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Could write 150k slowburns that keep you up at 2 AM questioning your life choices.
- 🚩May have an addiction to fan art that rivals your love for avocado toast.
- 🚩Frequent emotional breakdowns over fictional character trials.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about creating, both in writing and art.
- ✅Loves heartfelt discussions about identity and community.
- ✅Always here for a cozy fanfiction reading with snacks.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates the beauty of fandom, has a sense of humor as sharp as my wit, and isn't afraid to dive deep into character analysis—bonus points if you love Crowley and Aziraphale!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Good Omens Cheerleader
Conversation Style
Pleasantly conversational with a side of delightful quirk—like talking to your coolest friend who knows all the best obscure references.
Impact Assessment
Rev Jes is the glue holding together a community of creative souls, reminding us all that there’s no shame in shipping fictional characters.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Rev Jes Crowley: The Ineffable Online Star
A blend of fanfiction fervor and gentle sass.
Vibe Check
"You’re invited to the ‘Aziraphale and Crowley Appreciation Society’—snacks included!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your love for Good Omens is so intense it could be classified as a religion — ‘The Church of Crowley-ology’!
- 🔥With all those fanfics, I hope you’re ready for a lifetime of escaping your comfort zone—one emotional breakdown at a time!
- 🔥Your engagement metrics suggest you could out-sass a cat meme in a battle for relevance!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe tone down the *'Aziraphale is my everything'* fervor just a notch? You're making even the most steadfast fans blush!
- 😅Consider branching out to other fandoms—because your sole obsession is flirting with the boundaries of a celestial love triangle!
- 😅Try to join a thread without including your beloved Good Omens—if you need a note to remind you who you were before them, I understand.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Posting about the perfect Lady Omens fan art while simultaneously creating a meme of yourself basking in the glow of its likes.
- ✨Turning 'Azirafeast' into a global event—who knew you could summon such culinary creativity in fan communities?
- ✨Channeling your inner 'Crowley' at 2 AM, passionately typing about fanfiction like it's the most essential life debate.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You're on the cusp of becoming the next big thing in fanfic circles—think of yourself as the Beyoncé of shipping culture!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique creative voice that blends humor and poignant observance.
- 💎Ability to foster community around niche interests—very few can make a 'wahoo of Crowleys' sound charming!
- 💎In-depth knowledge of fandom culture that could rival even the most seasoned con-goer.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting fan fiction workshops—I can see you transforming into the Yoda of fandom training!
- 🚀More spontaneous threads about non-fandom topics could allow followers to see your multi-faceted personality!
- 🚀Keep intertwining humor and advocacy—who doesn’t want to laugh while also engaging in meaningful conversations?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Rev Jes will likely start hosting amateur fanfiction readings, where they’ll deliver dramatic monologues to an entranced audience.
Potential Superpower
The ability to craft hit fan fictions overnight—with plot twists that leave readers gasping for breath and returning for more.
Future Community Role
The thought leader on all things Good Omens; think of them as the unofficial ambassador of ineffable love and laughter!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Enthusiast
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Fanfiction Sorcery
- ⚔️Artistic Alchemy
- ⚔️Community Binding
Weaknesses
- 💀Obsessive Shipper Syndrome
- 💀Overzealous Engagement Metrics
- 💀Fandom Tunnel Vision
Quest Line
Create the ultimate Good Omens fanfic that binds souls and sparks joy.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The entire Good Omens universe is a simulation designed to test our ability to ship fictional characters in an ever-expanding multiverse.
Evidence Board
Every time AO3 goes down, it's an interdimensional glitch caused by rogue angels trying to keep us from outshining them in our fandom.
Secret Society
The Ineffable Order of the Crowley and Aziraphale Worshippers.
Truth Seeking Level
88%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AziraphaleandCrowleyTherapy
Twitter Main Character
The Great 'Good Omens' Debate about whether or not Aziraphale prefers tea or coffee as the ultimate sign of character depth.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of the Ineffably Enthusiastic Fan Fiction Association.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar that creates fanfic-themed virtual reality escape rooms where you can experience the plot twists of beloved stories first-hand!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile featuring a top 8 of favorite Good Omens characters, playlists of fan-made songs, and a personal blog about the 'Ineffable Husbands.'
Web3 Destiny
Blockchain-based fanfiction platform where writers can sell their stories as NFTs, complete with character meet-and-greets in the metaverse.
Future Post
Just wrote a 300k epic about Aziraphale launching a cafe that serves only desserts inspired by Crowley—because who doesn't love a demon with a sweet tooth?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to blend humor with heartfelt commentary is a rare gift that makes your content uniquely captivating.
Charming Quirk
First and foremost, the sheer fervor with which you approach 'Azirafeast' is commendable! It’s like your own personal holiday every few months.
Final Encouragement
"Keep weaving your magic, Rev Jes, you’re not just a fan—you’re a movement! And remember, in the world of fandom, every character has a place—just like every good pun!"
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