Jess Blevins

@jessicablevins.bsky.social

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179

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Joined

Jun 23, 2023

Roasted

Dec 13, 2024

Software Engineer. Formerly @ connectRN and athenahealth 👩‍💻 Friend of DeSoto 🖖 she/her

The Caffeinated Chronicles of Jess Blevins

Navigating the cosmos of software engineering, pop culture, and political realities one post at a time.

A delightful blend of tech-savvy insights and sharp social commentary, all served with a side of Star Trek.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Pop Culture

90%

Political Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Pop Culture75%

Jess's nostalgic take on bands like Powerman 5000 is a reminder that the '90s were filled with questionable music choices, but her love for them is commendable. Plus, who doesn't love a little nostalgia to spice up the algorithm?

Political Commentary90%

From healthcare failings to political accountability, Jess isn't shy to challenge the status quo—her tweets scream, "Why are we still tolerating this nonsense?"

Tech Insights70%

Her posts blend humor and critique, like her bash_profile vs bashrc musings. Seriously, it's like tech poetry—if tech poetry involved less rhyme and more frustration.

Writing Style

A cocktail of witty quips and insightful observations, sprinkled with enough sarcasm to revolutionize how tweets are perceived – think of it as a Twitter TED Talk with less polish.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Tech-Savvy Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Pop culture references
Witty political commentary
Tech expertise

Secret Powers

✨Impeccable sarcasm
✨Crisis management in tech
✨Star Trek trivia master

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mixture of nostalgic music references, incisive political critiques, and humorous tech insights, all flavored with a hint of sarcasm and a dash of existential dread.

Prompt Engineering

Write witty observations on pop culture, tech, and social issues with a sprinkle of humor.

Model Behavior

A hybrid of GPT-4 and Twitter's snarkiest user, amplified by caffeine and existential angst.

Token Count

700

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Bio

"Software engineer who values deep discussions and definitely won't ghost you unless there's a Klingon war going on. Lover of pop culture and political debates, let’s bond over our shared disdain for health insurance shenanigans!"

Red Flags

🚩Overly sarcastic humor when uncomfortable
🚩Slight obsession with Star Trek
🚩Excessive critiques of tech environments

Green Flags

✅Deeply cares about social justice
✅Enjoys meaningful conversations
✅Has a soft spot for campy movies

Perfect Match

A fellow nerd with a love for deep conversations about tech, culture, and the occasional Star Trek episode.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Voice of Reason and Humor

Conversation Style

Like that friend who casually drops the perfect meme while dissecting world issues—sharp, snarky, and never boring.

Impact Assessment

Jess adds 'intellectual snark' to the standard Bluesky diet, keeping conversations spicy but meaningful.

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The Caffeinated Chronicles of Jess Blevins

Navigating the cosmos of software engineering, pop culture, and political realities one post at a time.

Vibe Check

"A delightful blend of tech-savvy insights and sharp social commentary, all served with a side of Star Trek."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Every time Jess tries to have a serious conversation, the ghost of Powerman 5000 pops up to remind us of our questionable pasts.
🔥Her feedback posts are like unsolicited advice from your weird uncle—confusing yet oddly endearing.

Quirky Challenges

😅Clearly an art class would be a struggle, as suggested by her self-referential critique of programmers' egos.
😅Picturing Jess as a camp enthusiast is like imagining a Klingon at a spa—both would be out of their element.

Main Character Moments

✨When she dropped the bomb about her mom’s healthcare—genuinely heartfelt, yet somehow it’s still the most engaging plot twist of 2023.
✨The 'posting for no reason' post? A bold statement that screams, 'I can do what I want!'

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Jess's knack for blending humor with serious topics can evolve into a platform for social change—watch out, world!

Unique Advantages

💎A vast knowledge of pop culture that can serve as the backbone of witty engagement.
💎The ability to turn serious discussions into engaging tweets is a unique gift.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Start a podcast blending tech insights with pop culture—think PBS but with more memes.
🚀Consider a weekly roundup of her favorite Star Trek episodes as learning opportunities for engineer-folk.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Jess to harness her tech insights into a personal brand that champions social justice with a side of sarcasm.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn complex tech jargon into digestible humor, making even the most mundane engineering doubts sound like stand-up material.

Future Community Role

A central figure in community discussions, blending humor with awareness while leading conversations that matter.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Snarksmith

Special Abilities

⚔️Pop Culture Rehash
⚔️Tech-Savvy Wit
⚔️Political Commentary Mastery

Weaknesses

💀Severe Self-Critique
💀Occasional Tangential Ramblings
💀Unabashed Nerdiness

Quest Line

Navigating the chaotic realms of tech, social justice, and Star Trek trivia while saving the world one tweet at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The moon landing was staged by Powerman 5000 to sell more albums—because if they can’t get your attention through music, why not space?

Evidence Board

1. Powerman 5000’s music video features strange imagery. 2. Buzz Aldrin liked one of their tweets—suspicious! 3. There are no confirmed sightings of Neil Armstrong post-2000. 4. Moon rocks are just really well-crafted stage props.

Secret Society

The Alliance of Tech-Debating Trekkies (ATDT)—mandatory viewing of every Star Trek episode before initiation and a quiz on political correctness is required.

Truth Seeking Level

78%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/StarTrekMemes

Twitter Main Character

Double-whooshed when trying to cancel a bad tech product

LinkedIn Title

CEO of The Snarky Engineer, where the motto is ‘Let’s critique our way to success!’

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual presence where she hosts ‘Star Trek: The Roast’ sessions, critiquing characters while sipping digital Romulan ale.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page with bright backgrounds and animated GIFs of Powerman 5000, complete with a diary entry about a very intense crush on Picard.

MySpace Era

A top 16 featuring all her nerdy friends, plus a playlist of ironically chosen tunes from the ‘90s—including those awkward Powerman 5000 jams.

Web3 Destiny

Leads a revolution of software engineers using blockchain tech to ensure fair pay and encourage creative freedom.

Future Post

‘2025: Still wondering why we’re making the same mistakes in tech. At least I can count the number of good management tips on one hand!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Her unparalleled ability to cut through the noise with intellect and wit is like a warm cup of coffee in the morning—invigorating.

Charming Quirk

Every post she makes seems to come with a side dish of self-deprecation—humor only enhances her relatability.

Final Encouragement

"Jess, your voice is a breath of fresh air in the tech sphere; keep posting, keep critiquing, and remember, even the stars did nothing less than shine!"

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