Jess Jellings

@jessjellings.bsky.social

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Nov 13, 2024

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Dec 1, 2024

Cooker of food, drinker of wine, complainer of things.

The Culinary Crusader of Bluesky: A Whine and a Dine!

Jess Jellings: cook, wine enthusiast, and a digital philosopher criticizing the world with an apron on.

A spirited blend of food critiques, existential complaints, and a dash of cat nostalgia.

85%

Authenticity

60%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Women's Rights in the Military

90%

Existential Woes

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Women's Rights in the Military95%

Jess dives deep into the trenches of social justice, putting the 'commander' in 'commanding opinions'. This post hit like a tank on Twitter, showing she’s got the discipline to tackle tough subjects!

Existential Woes90%

Nothing says 'I’m here for a good time, not a long time' like lamenting the loud stupidity of our times. This post could be the manifesto of an internet-age philosopher who prefers sarcasm to silence.

Cats and Nostalgia70%

Jess’s cat tribute brings a heartwarming twist to her feed, proving she’s not just a culinary warrior but also a softie at heart. Clearly, cat meme royalty is in her future!

Mayonnaise Moods75%

One can only speculate: is this an angry culinary critique or a culinary existential crisis? Either way, it’s a condiment war I’m here for!

Writing Style

A delightful mix of razor-sharp wit and heartfelt musings—Jess writes like she’s stirring a pot of soup while simultaneously roasting society’s dinner guests.

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Unfiltered Gourmet

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Culinary Critique
Wine Enthusiasm
Outspoken Humanitarian
Auntie Dionne Fan Club President

Secret Powers

✨Emotionally Intelligent Rants
✨Culinary Creativity
✨Curating Memes for Every Occasion

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Culinary critiques, social justice memes, existential rants, and an array of cat-themed nostalgia.

Prompt Engineering

Generate thoughtful, humorous social media content rooted in food and social issues while remaining relatable and witty.

Model Behavior

Like a blend between a gourmet chef and a sardonic philosopher, always ready to call out nonsense.

Token Count

250

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Wine lover who cooks with passion and critiques with sass. Looking for someone who can handle my culinary rants and shares my disdain for mayonnaise."

Red Flags

🚩Overly sarcastic at dinner parties
🚩Strong opinions on condiments
🚩May or may not have a cat shrine

Green Flags

✅Culinary creativity
✅Witty banter
✅Ability to endure my rants about women's rights

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a fine wine and knows how to cook up a good debate.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Witty Wine Whisperer

Conversation Style

Engages like a sommelier serving cheeky tastings, balancing serious topics with a fun undertone; think wine tastings but with existential crises on the side!

Impact Assessment

Jess’s sardonic humor is a breath of fresh air, and her occasional cat nostalgia adds the perfect sprinkle of charm. Like good wine, she only gets better with each post!

TL;DR Version⚡

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The Culinary Crusader of Bluesky: A Whine and a Dine!

Jess Jellings: cook, wine enthusiast, and a digital philosopher criticizing the world with an apron on.

Vibe Check

"A spirited blend of food critiques, existential complaints, and a dash of cat nostalgia."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Jess, your first post was just as empty as my wine glass during a bad dinner party!
🔥Auntie Dionne would be proud, but let’s work on that engagement — it’s looking a bit undercooked!
🔥If complaining were a competitive sport, you’d have an Olympic gold, but maybe save some energy for the kitchen too!

Quirky Challenges

😅Need to step up those initial posts; don’t let them be as bland as unseasoned tofu!
😅Finding a balance between culinary rants and the sweet sounds of silence—maybe a ‘what’s cooking’ series?
😅Aim for some posts that don’t involve food. Cats and crisis can only get you so far!

Main Character Moments

✨That call-out to the GOP was pure cinematic heroism—too bad there’s no Oscar for Tweets!
✨Your cat memorial was touching but also had a vibe of ‘What’s next? A cookbook about FANG?’
✨You went from cat lover to general of women’s rights in one scroll. Talk about range!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Jess could harness her culinary powers and create some food-themed humor, merging rants with recipes!

Unique Advantages

💎Quick-witted and engaging, Jess has a knack for generating conversation pieces.
💎An adept mixologist of topics—she could stir discussions like she stirs a pot!
💎Her ability to combine serious commentary with light-hearted humor is a precious gem!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Think about themed posts that combine food, wine, and social commentary—a ‘Wine & Whine Wednesday’, perhaps?
🚀Explore the realm of food memes and commentary, because life is too short for bland content!
🚀Leverage the cat content—everyone loves a good feline story alongside the wisdom of the ages.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

I foresee a flourishing blog or vlog—imagine Jess whipping up rants in the kitchen while stirring a pot of low-key chaos!

Potential Superpower

An uncanny ability to turn any mundane topic into compelling and tasty commentary, like saucing up a plain chicken breast!

Future Community Role

Could become the unofficial counselor of Bluesky, mixing advice with a side of wine and humor—‘Ask Auntie Jess’ has a nice ring to it!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Culinary Critic

Special Abilities

⚔️Whimsical Ranting
⚔️Social Justice Amplification
⚔️Cat Memorializing

Weaknesses

💀Engagement Drought
💀Mayonnaise Phobia
💀Existential Overthinking

Quest Line

Searching for the perfect recipe to blend culinary delights with social commentary.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Mayonnaise is a government conspiracy to keep taste buds bland and prevent culinary evolution.

Evidence Board

1. Surge in mayonnaise sales coincides with rise in social media influencers. 2. All fast-food chains push mayonnaise products. 3. Auntie Dionne suspects collusion with condiment conglomerates.

Secret Society

The Society of the Saucy Connoisseurs - dedicated to overthrowing bland condiments and reviving flavor.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CulinaryPhilosophy - where food meets deep existential questions.

Twitter Main Character

Jess Jellings vs. the Bland Brigade - a viral thread about how mayonnaise threatens culinary artistry.

LinkedIn Title

Culinary Consultant and Social Justice Advocate - specializing in transforming bland workplace lunches into exciting meal experiences.

Metaverse Final Form

A realm where flavors collide, and everyone must debate their beliefs on mayonnaise in a virtual wine-tasting experience.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page covered in animated GIFs of cats and culinary delights, with fiery rants about the injustices of bland food.

MySpace Era

Custom background featuring a cat chef meme, song: 'Feeling Good' by Nina Simone, and a glitter text profile bio.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a blockchain-powered cookbook where each recipe is an NFT, and participation in culinary events grants access to exclusive rants.

Future Post

"In 2025, I’ve finally found the perfect recipe that balances humor and taste. Spoiler: it includes a healthy serving of social commentary!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Jess’s ability to engage with meaningful issues while keeping things on the lighter side is refreshing and impactful!

Charming Quirk

There’s a delightful contrast between her serious calls to action and her occasional quips about mayonnaise—she’s an enigma wrapped in a food metaphor!

Final Encouragement

"Keep stirring that pot, Jess! Your unique blend of the serious and the silly is just what the internet ordered—now let’s see if we can turn up the heat!"

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