Jeff Hollister

@jhollist.bsky.social

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Dec 3, 2024

#rstats/lakes/GIS/data science. Research ecologist with USEPA. Author of the {elevatr} #rstats package. Still a tired parent. Raised in KC! Opinions and posts here are all my own. he/him. #lakes #limnology #rstats #ecology #openscience #geospatial

The Eclectic Wisdom of Jeff Hollister: Science, Cats, and Memes

Navigating the waters of academia with a cat-shaped life raft and a side of humor!

A splendid concoction of data science, dad jokes, and feline fondness.

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Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Academic Publishing

90%

Cats

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Academic Publishing80%

Jeff's posts on PLOS and equitable publishing practices are like a refreshing swim in a lake—calm, clear, and filled with the occasional fish of insight.

Cats90%

When it comes to sharing adorable cat content, Jeff is practically the Matisse of the feline world—finding beauty in naptime and snack time alike!

R Packages and Data Science85%

His posts about R packages are like the Swiss Army knife of academia—versatile, fascinating, and occasionally confusing to those who just want to open a can of data.

Humor and Social Commentary75%

Jeff’s deft blend of humor with scientific findings leaves us chuckling and contemplating, much like a good glass of pinot with a side of existential dread.

Writing Style

Playful yet methodical, like a game of chess being narrated by a stand-up comedian—filled with puns but never square!

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Whimsical Ecologist

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Passionate data wrangler
Occasional cat whisperer
Sartorially sarcastic

Secret Powers

✨Expert haiku writer
✨Impromptu kitten matchmaker
✨Digital cartographer extraordinaire

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Training Data

Ecology papers, cat pictures, dad jokes, and R programming tutorials.

Prompt Engineering

Transform academic insights into digestible internet humor while maintaining a serious undertow.

Model Behavior

A quirky blend of humor and scholarly insight, like a TED Talk interrupted by a cat video.

Token Count

5000

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Data-loving dad with a penchant for R stats and a soft spot for napping cats. Looking for someone to discuss scientific debates while enjoying the occasional pastry. Must love laundry and know when to stop scrolling!"

Red Flags

🚩Falling asleep during serious conversations about data.
🚩Excessive affection for cats, which may cause jealousy during cuddle time.

Green Flags

✅Witty banter, especially about science.
✅Appreciation for dad jokes and late-night laundry folding sessions.

Perfect Match

A fellow data enthusiast who can quote Agatha Christie and won't judge my laundry habits.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Guy for Freshwater Science

Conversation Style

Like your favorite professor who tells dad jokes while grading your papers—half educational, half hilarious, fully engaging!

Impact Assessment

Jeff turns serious conversations into accessible discussions faster than a cat can knock over a glass of water—impactful and unexpectedly delightful!

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The Eclectic Wisdom of Jeff Hollister: Science, Cats, and Memes

Navigating the waters of academia with a cat-shaped life raft and a side of humor!

Vibe Check

"A splendid concoction of data science, dad jokes, and feline fondness."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Jeff's cat posts could start a rival social media platform called "Furdle"—get ready for whiskered influencers!
🔥If the count of his laundry days were a R package, it would definitely be 'AllTheLaundry'—because he seems to be living in a perpetual wash cycle!
🔥The only thing more consistent than Jeff's love for R is the number of times he tweets about his cat; the data clearly indicates a feline-centric focus!

Quirky Challenges

😅Post more videos instead of pictures—let’s see Mischka in action!
😅Try to find a new chair that can handle your level of indecision—seriously, that chair debate is getting old!
😅Write an R package for your thoughts on laundry day—because we all know those insights need to be shared!

Main Character Moments

✨The all-caps revelation that audiobooks count as reading was a mic-drop moment of literary advocacy!
✨His adventurous quest for a Scottish Highland cottage paired with pastries resets all goals for cozy vibes!
✨Playing matchmaker for foster kittens and fostering a love for science—Jeff is the unexpected hero we didn't know we needed!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

More guided discussions on topics like limnology could create a community symposium of aquatic wisdom!

Unique Advantages

💎Ability to blend humor with complex topics effortlessly
💎Extensive network in the science community
💎Keen sense of what resonates with followers

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a podcast—'Coffee and Cats with Jeff' sounds like a hit!
🚀Host Twitter Spaces on scientific topics—let's hear that charming voice!
🚀Engage more with followers' interests—what do they want more of, besides cats?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Jeff to catapult into the stratosphere of social media fame, fueled by his unique blend of data science and cat appreciation!

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to connect any scientific concept back to a cat analogy—science becomes meowth!

Future Community Role

As the unofficial ambassador of freshwater science, Jeff will be at the forefront of eco-friendly digital discussions!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Data Scientist

Special Abilities

⚔️Cat Whispering
⚔️Data Visualization Sorcery
⚔️Internet Meme Connoisseur

Weaknesses

💀Procrastination on Laundry Day
💀Overzealous about R Packages
💀Decision Paralysis with Chairs

Quest Line

Navigating the turbulent waters of academia while balancing family life and a penchant for feline memes.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Audiobooks are actually a secret society's method of brainwashing us into thinking we're well-read.

Evidence Board

1. Audiobooks have taken over reading time. 2. People insist on saying 'I read that!' when they listened instead. 3. Book publishers suddenly went silent after the rise of Audible.

Secret Society

The Society for Covert Literacy (SCL) where members secretly share their audio-playing habits.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/ScienceMemes

Twitter Main Character

The guy single-handedly starting a cat vs dog debate that spirals into an ecological discourse.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Cat Officer at Feline Data Inc., connecting scientists with adorable cat influencers.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual reality where users can attend cat lectures on limnology while snuggling with virtual kittens.

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Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities page featuring glitter graphics, cat gifs, and an R programming fan club.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile heavily customized with aquatic themes and a playlist of cat-themed songs.

Web3 Destiny

Crypto-native R package that rewards users with NFTs for contributing to freshwater science.

Future Post

"Just got back from my cottage in the Highlands—turns out the design for a cat home office is an essential research topic!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Jeff's ability to fuse science with whimsy is a refreshing breath of clean, lake-sourced air!

Charming Quirk

His penchant for turning serious topics into relatable narratives makes every post a treat!

Final Encouragement

"Keep sharing your world of science, cats, and dad jokes, Jeff—the internet simply wouldn’t be the same without it!"

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