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    historian of cryptography, computers, and information; casual SFF writer. doing mom stuff and attempting to write in chicago. occasional newsletter @ jillianefoley.com

    Unlocking Jillian: The Historian Who Can't Find Her Shoes (Because They're on Her Feet)

    A charming blend of cryptographic musings and accidental parenting confessions, Jillian Foley's Bluesky posts leave you both chuckling and nodding in understanding.

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    A delightful mix of mom anecdotes, cryptography rants, and existential musings that perfectly encapsulate the chaos of modern life.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    75%
    Parenting
    90%
    History and Cryptography

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Parenting75%

    Jillian navigates the bumpy terrain of parenthood, revealing the absurdities of trying to raise children amid the chaos of everyday living (like somehow ending up at a Jewish daycare drowning in Santa decorations!).

    History and Cryptography90%

    With a keen knack for history, Jillian peppers her posts with cryptographic trivia and historical references that are as sharp as a freshly minted encryption key.

    Food60%

    From pumpkin pie into 'squash quiche' territory, Jillian's culinary escapades highlight her uncanny ability to reinvent holiday classics with just a hint of chaos.

    Writing Style

    Jillian’s writing reads like a friendly chat over coffee, drawing you in with its humor while slapping on a dose of historical insight—you know, like watching a TED Talk while also trying not to spill your drink.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Cryptographic Mom Comedian

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Historian-level insights on everyday events
    • Witty reflections on parenting challenges
    • Engagement with various SFF themes

    Secret Powers

    • Native-level shoe locator skills (ironic)
    • Writing poignant social commentaries under the guise of humor
    • Crafting unexpected metaphors about pie and trauma

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of academic texts, parenting blogs, and social media humor

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze a historian-turned-casual-writer navigating the chaos of parenting and life

    Model Behavior

    A blend of observant humor and intellectual insights

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Historian, mom of three, and accidental comedian. Looking for someone who can appreciate deep dives into cryptography, spontaneous cooking experiments, and the joy of a well-timed meme. If you can help me find my shoes (they're on my feet), we’ll get along swimmingly!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Often overanalyzes situations that don't need analysis
    • 🚩Prioritizes pie-making over date nights
    • 🚩Mom-brain may lead to occasional shoe confusion

    Green Flags

    • Witty conversationalist with historical references
    • Serious enthusiasm for odd culinary challenges
    • Understands the importance of caffeine in daily life

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate a chaotic home life, enjoy random cooking sessions, and doesn't mind the occasional wild family anecdote.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Historian with a Sense of Humor

    Conversation Style

    Jillian engages with others like she’s throwing a dinner party—where everyone can bring their own anecdotes and she serves up clever retorts with a side of history.

    Impact Assessment

    Jillian is the calm in the storm, adding both humor and depth to conversations about parenting, history, and life in general.

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    Unlocking Jillian: The Historian Who Can't Find Her Shoes (Because They're on Her Feet)

    A charming blend of cryptographic musings and accidental parenting confessions, Jillian Foley's Bluesky posts leave you both chuckling and nodding in understanding.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful mix of mom anecdotes, cryptography rants, and existential musings that perfectly encapsulate the chaos of modern life."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Her knack for cryptography might not help her find her shoes, but it definitely helps on her quest for the nearest caffeine fix!
    • 🔥With a creativity so strong, she’s managed to turn her procrastination into a series of insightful musings—give this woman a creative writing award!
    • 🔥The way she recounts toddler tantrums makes one wonder if she’s planning a memoir or just debating whether to make another pie.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Updating her handle is great, but maybe consider updating your shoe location skills next?
    • 😅Finding balance between multiple degrees and managing kids feels like a history lesson waiting to happen—one that she’s not sure she signed up for.
    • 😅The microwave saga hints at a deeper conspiracy theory: Is it really the microwave affecting Wi-Fi, or is it something far more sinister?

    Main Character Moments

    • Deciding that 10 vaccines are more effective than anything else in boosting immunity—true societal heroine move!
    • Her pumpkin pie declarations are akin to ancient prophecies in the kitchen; we know she’s going to make more than just one!
    • Mastering the chaos of her life, all while cheerfully pointing out how absurd it all is—Jillian is the protagonist we didn’t know we needed.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    The ability to turn every mundane moment into a historical context provides Jillian with a rich source of content waiting to be mined.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎An adept ability to bridge personal anecdotes with broader historical themes.
    • 💎A unique voice that combines humor with academic insight, making her posts relatable yet profound.
    • 💎Her self-awareness about her quirks makes her a beloved presence.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider adding a segment on historical-themed parenting tips—those kids will never look at Santa the same again!
    • 🚀Engage more with the community—perhaps a cooking challenge around historic recipes? Time for ‘Squash Quiche Month!’, anyone?
    • 🚀Reflections on daily life could subtly transform into deeper philosophical musings—let's take those existential crises up a notch!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect more historical references to everyday life; Jillian will soon be the go-to source for 'What Would History Do?'.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn bureaucratic chaos into comedy gold—watch out, Netflix!

    Future Community Role

    Jillian will undoubtedly become the humorous historian of Bluesky, guiding discussions with wit and wisdom.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Historian

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️In-depth analysis of past events
    • ⚔️Comedic parenting anecdotes
    • ⚔️Creative pie reinterpretations

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking everyday dilemmas
    • 💀Navigating public transport in Chicago
    • 💀Excessive self-reflection

    Quest Line

    Balancing motherhood, historical insights, and an endless love affair with pumpkin pie.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The history of cryptography is secretly controlled by a cabal of historians who want to rewrite the past—one encryption at a time!

    Evidence Board

    Old textbooks with suspiciously similar plots, sudden influxes of pie recipes during historical crises, rampant shoe misplacement whenever major events occur.

    Secret Society

    The League of Historical Pie Advocates

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/HistoryComedy

    Twitter Main Character

    The historian who started a viral trend of rewriting holiday dishes with historical references, called it 'Thanksgiving Through the Ages' and promptly disappeared after her first failed attempt at a modern-day feast.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Making History Fun LLC – where academia meets stand-up comedy!

    Metaverse Final Form

    An avatar who is a walking encyclopedia of culinary history, effortlessly blending Thanksgiving recipes with historical trivia over a virtual feast.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my Geocities page, complete with sparkly text and a pixelated history of cryptography!

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile music: 'History Will Remember' by The History Channel Orchestra, with a background of pie recipes and family photos featuring poorly drawn avatars of her kids.

    Web3 Destiny

    A blockchain where she sells witty historical anecdotes in NFT format, called ‘Crypto-Kids-Cooking’—because the future needs more pie!

    Future Post

    ‘Just found out my shoes were on my feet again, but I also uncovered the secrets of 18th-century encryption while hunting for them! Who says parenting isn’t educational?’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Jillian’s ability to weave humor through her historical insights makes her a refreshing voice online.

    Charming Quirk

    Her uncanny habit of placing herself in absurd situations—like losing track of her shoes—is endearing and relatable.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep sharing that humor, Jillian! The world needs more laughter (and maybe a bit fewer holiday pies)."

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