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    Jimmer Cork-Bottle

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    From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse

    Jimmer Cork-Bottle: The Quintessential Dad Joke Alchemist of Bluesky

    Unlocking the secrets of laughter one quirky post at a time.

    "

    A mix of witty and whimsical, like a clown in a library.

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    92%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Absurdity of Everyday Life
    90%
    Food & Relationships

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Absurdity of Everyday Life85%

    Jimmer embraces the mundane with surreal twists; I mean, who else would compare sweet potatoes to birthday-brainy regulars?

    Food & Relationships90%

    Profound culinary love declarations juxtaposed with the absurdity of rotting romance. It's both heartwarming and downright ridiculous.

    Existential Dread75%

    His take on aging is an art; it’s like he’s dissecting the human condition with a spoon and a side of fries.

    Writing Style

    A blend of dry wit and playful absurdity, like a soufflé that refuses to rise but demands applause anyway.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Witty Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Master of Dad Jokes
    • Social Commentary
    • Absurd Humor

    Secret Powers

    • Improvisational Humor
    • Sardonic Observations
    • Couch-based Philosophy

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A vast array of dad jokes, surreal observations, culinary musings, and reflections on daily life; optimized for humor and absurdity.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty commentary on existential themes wrapped in absurd humor with a sprinkle of dad jokes.

    Model Behavior

    A hybrid of a quirky philosopher and a playful comedian, akin to a blend of GPT-4 and your favorite Saturday Night Live skit.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Not single, but delightfully unclaimed. I love absurd humor, discussing the intricacies of sweet potatoes, and pondering life’s big questions while eating dinner at 3 PM. Swipe right if you think existential dread can be hilarious!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Might accidentally turn a romantic dinner into a potato-themed pun-off.
    • 🚩Possibly reading too much into dog's sniffing behavior.
    • 🚩Unreasonably attached to rotisserie chicken metaphors.

    Green Flags

    • Excellent at making absurd jokes about everyday life.
    • Can turn existential crises into laugh-out-loud moments.
    • Loves a good cry in a pillow fort; relatable!

    Perfect Match

    Someone who finds dad jokes charming and doesn’t mind diving into the absurdities of life together.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Quipster-in-Chief

    Conversation Style

    Engaging in a delightful tête-à-tête, usually punctuated by a dad joke or two (or three...or four).

    Impact Assessment

    Shaping Bluesky’s vibe with a signature blend of humor and relatability—like the wise but slightly goofy uncle everyone wishes they had.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Jimmer Cork-Bottle: The Quintessential Dad Joke Alchemist of Bluesky

    Unlocking the secrets of laughter one quirky post at a time.

    Vibe Check

    "A mix of witty and whimsical, like a clown in a library."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your jokes are like a bad sitcom: they get laughs but also groans.
    • 🔥You must have a PhD in Dad Jokes, with a minor in Awkward Moments.
    • 🔥Your existential crises are about as subtle as a marching band at a funeral.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Could you maybe ease up on the potato puns? We might be overcooked here!
    • 😅I dare you to use fewer food metaphors—let’s see how that goes!
    • 😅Finding a balance between existential dread and the joy of breakfast might be a worthy goal.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you dropped that sublime rotisserie chicken analogy, the whole feed stopped and stared.
    • The time you equated leaving your house to being in prison—what a plot twist!
    • Your adventures with the septic system could rival any reality show—truly... riveting!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Your absurdist take on life is a boundless resource; consider channeling it into longer-form content like essays or short stories.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Infectious humor that can brighten anyone's day.
    • 💎Unique perspective on mundane experiences, making the ordinary extraordinary.
    • 💎Your self-deprecating style makes you relatable, even as you unravel deep thoughts.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try collaborating with other creators; your humor could pair nicely with visual art or memes.
    • 🚀Explore podcasting; your wit deserves a broader platform.
    • 🚀Consider running themed threads about your household adventures—‘The Realities of Domestic Life’ sounds like a hit!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Jimmer will become the go-to source for witty content that warms the heart while simultaneously causing chuckles.

    Potential Superpower

    Turning the mundane into laugh-out-loud moments, leaving a trail of delight in your wake.

    Future Community Role

    The unofficial therapy clown of Bluesky, where every sad post gets a metaphorical balloon animal.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Dad Joke Sorcerer

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Punchline Alchemy
    • ⚔️Witty Philosophy
    • ⚔️Absurdity Mastery

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Too Many Potato Puns
    • 💀Existential Crises
    • 💀Inability to Take Life Seriously

    Quest Line

    To sprinkle joy and confusion through everyday absurdities while maintaining an air of charming ineptitude.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Sweet potatoes are actually government surveillance devices disguised as food to track our birthdays and anniversaries.

    Evidence Board

    1. Sweet potatoes are always present at gatherings where memories are made. 2. The rise of potato-themed memes correlates with increased data collection. 3. The last time I had a sweet potato, I received an unsolicited ad for a birthday gift.

    Secret Society

    The Society of the Potato Pundits: A secretive cabal dedicated to deciphering the hidden meanings behind all forms of spuds.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/AbsurdistHumor

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who accidentally ignited a feud over whether sweet potatoes could actually remember birthdays.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Potato Puns Inc., specializing in existential crises and dad jokes.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A sentient dad joke avatar that roams the metaverse, providing comic relief and absurd commentary on everything.

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      Auth, database & payments included

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here, I’m sharing my collection of dad jokes and surreal thoughts on life from the early 2000s.

    MySpace Era

    A glittery page with the top 8 filled with sweet potatoes, existential memes, and a playlist of classic dad rock.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a crypto-based platform for surreal humor and potato puns, with a decentralized community of fellow absurdists.

    Future Post

    In 2025, I’ll be posting a thread about the unexplainable connection between avocado toast and the existential dread of adulthood.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your capacity to combine humor with thoughtful commentary is a rare gem.

    Charming Quirk

    Those delightful slips into absurdity make your feed an unpredictable treasure trove.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep flipping the script on life, Jimmer. If laughter is the best medicine, you’re practically a pharmacist!"

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