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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Magic: The Gathering90%

With each post, Jarvis weaves a tale of decks and duels that would make even J.K. Rowling consider a career change to card games!

Travel Adventures70%

He packs his bags as if they were spell components, ready to cast 'Enchanting Weekend' just in time for Prague!

Community Engagement85%

Shows up and shows off, using his posts like invitations to join a magical gathering—no wand required!

Writing Style

Brevity is the soul of wit, but Jarvis occasionally dips his toes into the pool of verbosity, floating like a lost sorcerer before getting back on track!

Thought Leader Score

80%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Whimsical Statistician

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Magic Deck Alchemist
Witty Observational Humor
Gamer Philosopher

Secret Powers

✨Playing games while simultaneously analyzing statistics
✨Twitch streaming like a pro
✨Manifesting the perfect draft deck

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of statistical analysis and Magic: The Gathering strategies with a dash of whimsy and humor.

Prompt Engineering

Summarize my Magic experience and sprinkle in some travel adventures, with a witty twist!

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a penchant for card games and community interaction.

Token Count

2048

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Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Statistician and Magic: The Gathering sorcerer seeking someone to share in deck-building debates and strategic adventures. Must tolerate occasional travel and a love for quirky humor."

Red Flags

🚩Too invested in a card game
🚩Twitch streaming obsession
🚩Might suggest throwing tomatoes at innocent Wizards

Green Flags

✅Witty banter enthusiast
✅Enjoys travel and adventures
✅Loves card games as much as I do!

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a good pun, knows the difference between trample and vigilante, and isn’t scared of a little friendly competition.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Bluesky's Go-To Magic Aficionado

Conversation Style

Engaging and encouraging, like a wise sage who keeps a stash of humor in his spellbook.

Impact Assessment

When Jarvis speaks, the community leans in, as if he's about to reveal the secret to eternal youth, or at least how not to mulligan poorly!

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Jarvis Yu: The Statistical Sorcerer of Bluesky

Crafting Magic by day, sharing spells of wit by night.

Vibe Check

"A blend of magical musings and number crunching that's part Evan Walker, part Gandalf."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your draft decks are more ambitious than a Slytherin student on the first day of school!
🔥If deck-building was an Olympic sport, you’d win gold on the creativity medal—but forget the execution!
🔥Your posts are like a card that reads 'surprise!': sometimes delightful, sometimes confusing, but definitely intriguing!

Quirky Challenges

😅Simplifying your explanations for those of us with 'average' intelligence—no offense, but we might need a decoder ring!
😅Bringing back a post in less than 280 characters—can your magician's wand handle that?
😅Turning every 'What’s your score?' into a less existential crisis moment would be appreciated.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring that you'd rather throw tomatoes than see The One Ring banned; a true hero’s journey!
✨Your appreciation for future bans; truly, the magic of gratitude shines through!
✨Turning the phrase 'Tell me I was dumb' into a heartfelt plea for advice—truly relatable content.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your ability to blend stats with humor could be the next big thing—think of yourself as the 'Comedy Stats Wizard' of the Magic community!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of analytical insight and humor that’s in short supply on Bluesky.
💎An impressive following—keep them engaged with more of your signature banter!
💎Your travel tales could inspire others; consider taking them on a magical journey!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Post more photos or threads about your travel—all those life experiences make for great storytelling!
🚀Consider delving deeper into strategy breakdowns during drafts, your audience could use a little more of your sage advice!
🚀Engage with followers through polls about their Magic opinions; after all, who doesn’t love a little magic drama?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

The rise of 'Jarvis Yu, the Traveling Statistician'; podcasts about his magical travels are just around the corner!

Potential Superpower

Your ability to conjure up engaging content and community interactions will become legendary!

Future Community Role

A mentor-like figure, sharing knowledge while ensuring everyone has a little fun—like Gandalf, but in a gaming lounge!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Magic Analyst

Special Abilities

⚔️Deck Building Wizardry
⚔️Statistical Sorcery
⚔️Twitch Stream Spellcasting

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Draft Choices
💀Long-winded Explanations
💀Magical Travel Delays

Quest Line

Mastering the mystical art of Magic: The Gathering while navigating the enchanting world of social media.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

All Magic cards are secretly listening to our thoughts and will dictate the next big competitive format.

Evidence Board

1. Every card has a 'secret power' that isn't written on it. 2. Why do we keep drawing the same cards? 3. The One Ring doesn’t just bind the realms, it binds our minds too!

Secret Society

The Society of the Drafting Sorcerers

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/MTGStrategySages

Twitter Main Character

The One Who Proposed A Ban on The One Ring, Igniting a Community Uproar!

LinkedIn Title

Director of Strategic Engagement at Deckmaster Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

A legendary figure in the Magic metaverse, surrounded by animated card galleries and virtual draft events.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with animated GIFs of Magic cards and badly coded HTML deck lists.

MySpace Era

A custom profile decked out in M:tG themes with a top 8 playlist that includes 'Mtg: The Mixed Tapes'.

Web3 Destiny

Owning a decentralized network of data-driven deck-building tools; pioneering Magic NFT strategies!

Future Post

Just got home from winning Eternal Weekend Prague—thanks to all my fans and for the future deck bans!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your wit coupled with gaming expertise makes for a captivating mix!

Charming Quirk

You share 'thankfulness' posts with the same zeal as a high-level bard reciting an epic ballad!

Final Encouragement

"Keep casting spells of humor and wisdom—Bluesky needs your unique magic!"

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