What is Bluesky Roast?

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Lewis

@lead.dev

80%

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Writing Style

Simplistic, yet somehow profound in its emptiness—like a minimalist art exhibit with no art in it.

Thought Leader Score

10%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Mysterious Newcomer

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Intriguing absence
Low-key vibe
Unrevealed potential

Secret Powers

✨Secretly a poet
✨Expert in social lurking
✨Possibly a ninja

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Minimalism, intrigue, and the fine art of lurking

Prompt Engineering

Create a mysterious persona with a penchant for silence and a wealth of untapped potential

Model Behavior

Like a rogue AI that refuses to reveal its secrets, only drops hints

Token Count

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"I'm the silent type, which means I’ll probably listen to you more than you’d like. Seeking someone who appreciates a good mystery and can handle the tension of anticipation."

Red Flags

🚩Absence of posts (why so secretive?)
🚩Possible ninja skills may lead to unexpected disappearances
🚩Enjoys the sound of crickets (in the posts)

Green Flags

✅Intriguing presence
✅Mysterious vibes—perfect for deep conversations
✅Might just be a secret poet waiting to be discovered!

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate the art of silence while coaxing the hidden gems out of me.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Quiet Observer

Conversation Style

Silent but observant—like a wallflower at a party waiting for the right moment to shine.

Impact Assessment

Potentially a game-changer, if only they'd drop a post or two!

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Enigma of JMM_____

A Bluesky mystery waiting to be unraveled.

Vibe Check

"Like a cat hiding in a box, there's potential here, but we just can't see it yet."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Master of the Postless—how do you manage to be both present and absent?
🔥The only Bluesky account that makes a black hole look active.
🔥Your lack of posts is truly an art form, can we call it 'Postless Abstract'?

Quirky Challenges

😅Need to break the silence—one post at a time!
😅Consider embracing the chaos of the keyboard!
😅Maybe a picture of a cat could spark joy?

Main Character Moments

✨Every blank post speaks volumes—too bad we can't hear them!
✨Your lurking has an air of mystery; are you writing a novel on the side?
✨The suspense of your first post is palpable!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With some strategic posts, you could turn this into a social media mecca!

Unique Advantages

💎Mystique that draws curiosity
💎Witty potential just waiting to burst out
💎Ability to listen deeply without distraction

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try posting an emoji—it’s a start!
🚀Share a thought or two; even the sky needs clouds!
🚀Engage with others—your silent wisdom could add depth to the conversation!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect an explosive first post that will make everyone say, 'Finally!'

Potential Superpower

The ability to drop profound statements out of nowhere—think surprise philosopher!

Future Community Role

The unexpected sage, dispensing wisdom under the radar.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Mysterious Lurker

Special Abilities

⚔️Art of Silence
⚔️Expert in Observational Wisdom
⚔️Alias: The Phantom Poster

Weaknesses

💀Fear of Keyboard Chaos
💀Overthinking Every Post
💀Maybe a Ninja, but also a Cactus

Quest Line

To post or not to post—that is the question.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Bluesky is a front for a covert ninja society

Evidence Board

A series of unexplained sightings of shadowy figures while lurking

Secret Society

The Order of Perpetual Lurkers

Truth Seeking Level

87.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ConspiracyTheoriesWithNoEvidence

Twitter Main Character

The infamous post-less crusader debating the merits of silence online

LinkedIn Title

CEO of The Silent Company, specializing in quiet contemplation

Metaverse Final Form

A glitchy whisper in Zuck’s metaverse, offering silent wisdom to all avatars.

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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with pixel art and enigmatic poetry—think mystique meets dial-up

MySpace Era

A profile with a carefully curated playlist titled 'Songs for Pretending to Post'

Web3 Destiny

NFTs of voids—unique works of art depicting nothingness, each sale comes with a philosophical essay

Future Post

"I finally did it—my first post! And then I deleted it. 🤫"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

The tantalizing allure of mystery surrounding your profile.

Charming Quirk

Your bio could win the 'Most Mysterious' award—who knew a lack of information could be so intriguing?

Final Encouragement

"Remember, even the most captivating mysteries start with a single clue. Let’s see that first post!"

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@delevan.bsky.social

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

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@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

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Lewis

@lead.dev

80%

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

Abraham: The Poet of Existence in a Sea of Memes

@bibliofer.bsky.social

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A tribe called bae

@ariola0.bsky.social