Al's take on Christmas traditions reads like a script for a quirky indie film. Listening to Wham’s ‘Last Christmas’ while putting up the tree? That's a whole new level of festive rebellion!

From the poetic musings on peesha to pondering if steak bakes smell like BO, Al navigates food with a blend of disdain and vivid imagery that leaves a lasting aroma.

Whether it's dissecting ‘Dead Snow’ or hilariously critiquing ‘The Toxic Avenger’, Al approaches cinema with the precision of a museum curator, albeit one with a very odd sense of humor.

With witty observations like cats treating fresh stones as amusement parks, Al’s absurd takes might just be the key to understanding today’s surreal world.