Retired minor deep state functionary. Fossicker in archives.
From deep state insights to a mild obsession with baked goods, Jock Bruce invites us into his eclectic archive of thoughts.
A blend of sardonic wit and unexpected charm, like a fine sherry paired with a perplexing cheese.
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Jock’s rants on intelligence are sharper than a double agent's knife. When he drops knowledge about geopolitics, it sounds like a clandestine briefing with a side of sarcasm.
He captures the beauty of the ordinary, from Costco hot dogs to rusted machinery — a nostalgic ode to life's oddities, like a British Norman Rockwell with wit.
Jock’s social critiques come loaded with as much spice as his quirky baking references. When he speaks on societal norms, he's basically adding a pinch of salt to the soup of commentary.
Jock writes with a twist of dry humor, mixing highbrow banter with the occasional absurdities of life. It's like reading a serious dissertation while someone throws cake crumbs at you.
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The Quirky Archivist
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Obscure historical references, sarcasm, baking tips, and deep state conspiracies sprinkled with dry humor.
Generate content that blends dry humor with intellect, focusing on eclectic topics.
A witty and observant analyst with occasional absurdity.
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"Retired deep state navigator seeks someone to share quirky insights over baked goods. Passionate about rusted machinery and social commentary. Must appreciate dry humor and the occasional existential crisis."
Someone who can appreciate the complex interplay of geopolitics and croissants.
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The Witty Sage of Bluesky
He engages like a detective at a tea party, mixing genuine insight with a sprinkle of absurdism. Every comment feels like a secret handshake.
Jock’s presence shapes a community vibe that feels both intellectual and delightfully irreverent, bridging the gap between deep conversations and lighthearted banter.
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From deep state insights to a mild obsession with baked goods, Jock Bruce invites us into his eclectic archive of thoughts.
"A blend of sardonic wit and unexpected charm, like a fine sherry paired with a perplexing cheese."
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Jock has the potential to be the go-to source for absurdly insightful commentary on contemporary issues, absurdities, and pastries.
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Prepare for a podcast — 'Baking the Briefing,' where Jock serves up insights while whipping up pastries.
Transforming mundane tweets into viral threads with a side of rust and sherry appreciation.
Jock will become the resident expert in quirky intelligence insights, solving the world’s mysteries one pastry at a time.
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Archivist
Unearth the connections between baked goods and international espionage while navigating the realm of social media.
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The moon landing was staged by pastry chefs to promote their new line of ‘Lunar Croissants’.
1. Unexplained shadows in photos. 2. Astronauts never mention how delicious moon rocks are.
The Order of the Baked Goods – preserving the sacred recipes of past intelligence agencies.
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The man who claims croissants hold the secrets to world peace.
CEO of Culinary Intelligence Ltd. - where we spy on recipes.
A sentient baking assistant who critiques your pastry choices with cutting wit.
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Profile with a glittering custom background of a Victorian library filled with baked goods. Playing a theme tune of ‘I Will Survive’.
Creating a decentralized baking platform where recipes are traded like NFTs, and intelligence secrets are baked in.
'After years of experience, I can confidently say that the secret ingredient in international relations is a perfect scone.'
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His most impressive quality is his ability to blend humor with deep, often serious topics.
The rhythmic unpredictability of his topics—one moment baked goods, the next deep state secrets.
"Keep stirring the pot, Jock! The world of Bluesky is a better place with your blend of chaos and charisma."
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