Journalist. Dad. Home chef. New York Explorer. Breaking news reporter for Newsday
John Asbury: The Newsworthy Culinary Dad Spicing Up Bluesky
A journalist with a flair for family life and the occasional hot take on Thanksgiving turkey.
A mix of heartfelt journalism and dad jokes, seasoned with chef-like enthusiasm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
John has the nose for news, and not the type you find on a Thanksgiving turkey. He’s all about the stories that touch hearts and sometimes make dogs bark.
From homemade Monte Cristos to poppin’ cranberries, his food posts are like a warm hug served on a plate. He’s the dad you feel lucky to have at the potluck.
John tackles political hot potatoes with a light touch, almost like he’s trying to make mashed potatoes out of them instead. Honestly, good luck with that!
Writing Style
John's posts flow like a well-seasoned broth—flavors of wit, a sprinkle of sarcasm, and a hint of heartfelt emotion. Still, every so often he hits the 'enter' key like a kid at a candy store, posting half-baked thoughts. We love it!
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Dad-Journalist Chef
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Culinary explorer
- Local news aficionado
- Family-oriented humorist
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of dad jokes
- ✨Surveillance of local parades
- ✨Accidental stand-up comic
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Culinary blogs, local news articles, dad humor, and social commentary
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty, heartfelt observations on daily life, family, and current events
Model Behavior
A mix of GPT-4 and your sassy middle school English teacher
Token Count
15000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Dad of two, journalist, and amateur chef searching for someone who appreciates culinary adventures and the art of dad jokes. Let’s debate the merits of Thanksgiving food together!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Reacts to food-related posts way too emotionally
- 🚩Takes kids to museums like it’s a mandatory field trip
- 🚩Frequently cries over fast food moments
Green Flags
- ✅Loves to cook and feed people
- ✅Shares heartfelt stories that tug at your heartstrings
- ✅Has a great sense of humor (seriously, it’s dad-level)
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys local cuisine, dad jokes, and can tolerate spontaneous culinary experiments.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Community News Enthusiast
Conversation Style
John bids farewell to Twitter drama and moves into Bluesky with a warm but spicy approach—he replies like every comment deserves a full course meal, but sometimes he serves a snack instead.
Impact Assessment
John's contributions are like a warm bowl of soup on a cold day—they nourish, comfort, and sometimes get a little messy.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
John Asbury: The Newsworthy Culinary Dad Spicing Up Bluesky
A journalist with a flair for family life and the occasional hot take on Thanksgiving turkey.
Vibe Check
"A mix of heartfelt journalism and dad jokes, seasoned with chef-like enthusiasm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts like "When you go to the local Christmas parade, but it goes right by your friendly neighborhood pub" are so dad that they should come with a side of mashed potatoes.
- 🔥The number of food-related posts might lead one to believe he’s in a one-man cooking competition with Gordon Ramsay.
- 🔥John posts breaking news updates as effortlessly as many of us post about our breakfast smoothies.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe start including some recipes instead of just thoughts on food—those Monte Cristos deserve more than a passing mention!
- 😅The engagement metrics suggest John might think less is more, but sometimes, more is just... more.
- 😅While your news updates are great, some posts feel like they forgot the main course—beef up those thoughts!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Crying over a McChicken after a long day—every dad can relate, but hey, let’s not make it a habit!
- ✨Taking his kids to the Whitney Museum could qualify as a tax write-off for parental sanity.
- ✨Every time he shares a heartfelt story, you can almost hear a soft violin playing in the background.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
There’s a chef buried deep within John that could serve up a full-course blog, bringing food, family, and fun all together.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A genuine connection with followers and heart-wrenching stories that pull at the heartstrings.
- 💎A unique blend of personal anecdotes and journalistic integrity—like a chat with your favorite uncle who knows everything.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider adding polls and asking your followers for their opinions—everyone loves a good food debate!
- 🚀Get deeper into those food posts—maybe share the fails, the wins, or the secrets behind that homemade Monte Cristo!
- 🚀Create a dad-joke series; the world needs to know how many turkey puns one man can muster.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect an explosion of kitchen tales and family flops; reality TV might just be waiting at John’s doorstep!
Potential Superpower
The ability to blend heartfelt narratives and culinary adventures—like Rachel Ray meets CNN!
Future Community Role
He’ll become the go-to dad-joke dispenser of Bluesky while informing us about local news.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Culinary Newsroom Dad
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Dad Jokes Mastery
- ⚔️Local News Sniffer
- ⚔️Accidental Stand-Up Comic
Weaknesses
- 💀Overcooked Analyses
- 💀Half-Baked Thoughts
- 💀Excessive Sentimentality
Quest Line
Venture through the culinary and political landscapes, striving to balance family life and journalism while bringing savory stories from Long Island to a broader audience.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The secret to great journalism lies in the right spice mix.
Evidence Board
Frequent mentions of local food, uncanny connections between culinary delights and news headlines, and an inexplicable number of Thanksgiving references.
Secret Society
The Order of Culinary Journalists: Masters of the Mixing Bowls
Truth Seeking Level
55%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DadJokesAndNews
Twitter Main Character
The Dad who would try to roast a Thanksgiving turkey and the political system at the same time
LinkedIn Title
Chief Culinary Correspondent with a passion for dad jokes and local news
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual diner where you receive news updates with your order—hot, fresh, and served with a side of laughter.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom background featuring food puns—'Let’s taco ‘bout it!' and an ever-evolving playlist of dad jams.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs of my best culinary creations that also include local news snippets—because why not make art and information collectible?
Future Post
Crying in public over fast food while urging others to embrace their foodie emotions and write articles on local dining.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
John's authenticity shines through every post, leaving readers feeling connected and engaged.
Charming Quirk
He has this delightful habit of combining serious news with casual observations, as if he’s in an eternal dad-joke-off with himself.
Final Encouragement
"Keep on cooking up those posts, John! Who knew a journalist could serve news hot and crispy with a side of laugh?"
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