John B

@johnb78.bsky.social

Followers

1,321

Posts

1,333

Following

552

Packs

Joined

Jul 3, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Yes, that one. Saying things; around the place. On the land of the Gadigal people of the Eora nation. He/him.

John B: Bluesky's Snarky Sage of Social Commentary

A charmingly quippy melange of political observance and pop culture wit.

Like a British pub with wifi—cozy, raucous, and slightly tipsy on opinions.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Political Commentary

80%

Pop Culture References

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary90%

John has a knack for laying bare the absurdity in politics, often with a side of sarcasm that leaves you chuckling—if you’re not too busy cringing at the truth.

Pop Culture References80%

From Michael Jackson to Ted Cruz’s vampire fandom, John weaves cultural references into captivating narratives that are equal parts hilarious and insightful.

Social Issues85%

While John dives into serious topics like immigration or social justice, he does it with a dash of self-aware humor that softens the blow, making it almost palatable.

Writing Style

John’s writing style is like a well-aged cheese: tangy, complex, and sometimes hard to digest, but ultimately rewarding if you’re willing to engage.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Cynical Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty political commentary
Nostalgic yet contemporary references
Unexpectedly deep insights into trivial matters

Secret Powers

✨Being the life of the Twitter party
✨Making serious subjects feel less serious
✨Crafting absurd metaphors

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A vast library of political commentary, pop culture analysis, and a dash of absurd humor.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful and humorous commentary on politics and culture.

Model Behavior

Like an observant and slightly cynical friend who knows a bit too much about everything.

Token Count

2048

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Bio

"Witty observer of life seeking someone to share sarcastic debates and profound nonsense with. Must appreciate the absurdity of existence and love spontaneous philosophical discussions over coffee."

Red Flags

🚩Overly critical of others
🚩Wanders into deep existential crises when bored
🚩May turn casual chats into TED Talks

Green Flags

✅Sharp humor that can break the ice
✅Enjoys discussing current events
✅Can make even the heaviest topics fun

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with witty banter, loves dark humor, and isn’t afraid to dive into deep conversations.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Critique Connoisseur

Conversation Style

Engaging but with a sprinkle of sass—like debating with your slightly intoxicated, witty uncle.

Impact Assessment

John’s presence is like that one brilliant friend who always has the best insights but also keeps you grounded in reality (and sarcasm).

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John B: Bluesky's Snarky Sage of Social Commentary

A charmingly quippy melange of political observance and pop culture wit.

Vibe Check

"Like a British pub with wifi—cozy, raucous, and slightly tipsy on opinions."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts like ‘the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen’ practically cry for a Nobel Prize in Abject Sarcasm.
🔥John’s knack for profound statements often makes Twitter look like it’s handing out wisdom like candy.
🔥He’s the type to turn a casual observation into a full-blown TED Talk with a punchline.

Quirky Challenges

😅Sometimes his brilliance feels like a monsoon—delightful, but also, where do you even start?
😅John could probably make a sports game sound like a philosophical symposium if given half a chance.

Main Character Moments

✨When he declared ‘We are so back,’ I’m pretty sure the universe paused to applaud.
✨His humor about his sister's disaster at ‘Winter Wonderland’ was both heartwarming and hilariously relatable.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a little focus, John could transition from ‘that guy who always posts witty things’ to ‘the guy who makes you rethink your worldview over a pint.'

Unique Advantages

💎A charismatic personality that draws people in
💎A unique ability to combine humor and insight effectively
💎A distinct voice that could become a thought leader

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider longer-form pieces—imagine John B: The Book of Witty Philosophies!
🚀Engage more on trending topics to cement his role as a go-to source for humorous takes.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

John will likely evolve into a beloved figure known for his sharp humor and just as sharp insights into our baffling world.

Potential Superpower

An uncanny ability to make the mundane feel meaningful and profound, all while keeping it light.

Future Community Role

The sage celebrity that emerges as a go-to storyteller and philosophical guide in the Bluesky landscape.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Cynical Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Political Commentary
⚔️Nostalgic Pop Culture References
⚔️Absurd Metaphor Crafting

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Obscure Topics
💀Tendency to Over Sarcasm
💀Wandering into Deep Waters

Quest Line

Navigating the absurdity of modern life with a quip and a wink.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government's covert plan to distract the masses with cat memes while they implement mind control via Wi-Fi waves.

Evidence Board

A series of tweets showing the sudden rise of cat memes during major political crises.

Secret Society

The Benevolent Irk Society for the Protection of Witty Commentators

Truth Seeking Level

87.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophicalMemes

Twitter Main Character

John B, the guy who accidentally starts a social media uproar over a cereal brand's mascot.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Sarcasm Solutions, specializing in witty commentary on industry trends.

Metaverse Final Form

A wise-cracking elder who guides avatars through the perils of the digital age with humor and charm.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with bright background colors and animated gifs featuring political cartoons and snarky quotes.

MySpace Era

A profile loaded with eclectic music tastes, a top 8 of only wittily-named friends, and a blog ranting about the absurdity of local coffee shop trends.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming a sought-after NFT artist creating political satire art that makes people both laugh and think.

Future Post

In 2025, John will post: 'So, I finally found the one flaw in my 2023 predictions: Turns out, we actually did take our advice and decided to commune with our houseplants instead of socializing!'.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

John’s most impressive quality lies in his ability to discuss heavy topics while keeping the mood light and engaging.

Charming Quirk

His friends probably joke that he turns every casual conversation into a philosophical debate.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining your witty light, John—after all, your snarky commentary might just be the refreshing wake-up call we all need!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!