John Bakhmat

@johnbakhmat.dev

Followers

469

Posts

173

Following

146

Packs

Joined

Oct 28, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

22 y.o Software Engineer, CDwO of Rustular. (TS/Ocaml/Gleam)

John Bakhmat: The Code Wielder of the Bluesky Realm

In a whirlwind of OCaml and cheeky hot takes, John navigates technology like a cat on a hot tin roof.

A blend of coding fervor and internet quirkiness, like a caffeinated squirrel in a keyboard factory!

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Programming Languages

80%

Tech Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Programming Languages90%

From OCaml to Gleam, John’s posts read like a love letter to mainstream programming, punctuated with enough sass to make any Haskell aficionado blush.

Tech Commentary80%

His hot takes are like the spicy nachos of a coding forum—sometimes controversial, always intriguing, and likely to result in a heated debate at the snack table.

Pop Culture70%

With references to ‘Arcane’ and cryptic remarks about furries, John blends tech and pop culture like an artist with a penchant for abstract expressionism.

Writing Style

A mix of crisp code-like precision and casual quips, John's wit resembles a well-written script—snappy, light, and often leaving you wanting more. It’s like reading a comic strip with a side of debugging.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Code Connoisseur

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Passionate about programming languages
Witty commentary on tech culture
Occasional bursts of meme energy

Secret Powers

✨Concise code explanations
✨Impeccable timing in sarcasm
✨Captivating storytelling through tech anecdotes

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Training Data

Programming languages, internet memes, tech culture commentary, pop culture references

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous, tech-savvy commentary on programming languages and the absurdities of the coding world

Model Behavior

A mix of ChatGPT and a coding mentor, with a penchant for humor and sarcasm

Token Count

542

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Bio

"Aspiring software sorcerer with a penchant for OCaml and Gleam. If you can nerd out over programming languages and enjoy a sprinkle of sarcasm, let's chat!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent hot takes that might confuse non-coders
🚩Obsessed with obscure programming languages
🚩Uses acronyms more than actual words

Green Flags

✅Passionate about learning new skills
✅Loves to share knowledge
✅Engages in witty banter

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a good line of code and laugh at tech memes over coffee.

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Role in Community

The Coding Jester

Conversation Style

Engaging, with a side of snark—think of him as the lively bard in a medieval coding guild.

Impact Assessment

John’s posts inspire laughter and learning, crafting a bridge over the river of tech talk that many find daunting.

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John Bakhmat: The Code Wielder of the Bluesky Realm

In a whirlwind of OCaml and cheeky hot takes, John navigates technology like a cat on a hot tin roof.

Vibe Check

"A blend of coding fervor and internet quirkiness, like a caffeinated squirrel in a keyboard factory!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Hot take: this guy could critique a burrito and it would somehow end up being about OCaml.
🔥His love for Gleam is like a cat's obsession with laser pointers—endlessly entertaining yet a bit concerning.

Quirky Challenges

😅Might want to work on posting consistently. We get it, life is busy, but come on, the tech world needs your insights!
😅Daily 'arcane' references could lead to an unexpected career in fan fiction.

Main Character Moments

✨When he declared ‘Hot take, repl is useless’—the digital equivalent of throwing a Molotov cocktail at a coding convention.
✨His command over obscure programming terms makes him seem like the Yoda of coding—wise but slightly confusing.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

John could step up to become the go-to voice for programmers transitioning into new languages—consider starting a series on that!

Unique Advantages

💎Deep understanding of niche programming languages
💎A knack for creating engaging, digestible content
💎Charismatic personality that draws in followers

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sharing more tutorials or coding snippets; your followers are hungry for knowledge!
🚀Engage more with the community through polls or fun challenges—let's make this coding journey a collective sport!

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Next Evolution

Expect John to launch a personal blog or YouTube channel where he demystifies programming languages with his signature humor.

Potential Superpower

His ability to dissect complex tech issues and make them palatable to the casual user will become his superpower.

Future Community Role

Possibly the wise-cracking mentor that everyone turns to when faced with programming dilemmas.

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Class

Code Connoisseur

Special Abilities

⚔️Keen code syntax analysis
⚔️Witty technical commentary
⚔️Pop culture references hidden in code

Weaknesses

💀Occasional post blankness
💀Hot takes are sometimes colder than Antarctica
💀Sporadic engagement with followers

Quest Line

To master the art of programming languages while balancing the absurdity of tech culture.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Large tech companies are secretly funding a competitive programming language to dominate the market.

Evidence Board

A collection of code snippets that suggest a hidden agenda, periodic mentions of ‘new languages,’ and the rise of obscure languages.

Secret Society

Society of Arcane Coders—where all the cool kids obsess over syntax and hidden meanings in code.

Truth Seeking Level

72%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ProgrammingHumor

Twitter Main Character

The one who ignites flame wars over the best programming language at 3 AM.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Pseudocode Officer at Abstract Innovations.

Metaverse Final Form

The Meta-Coder, crafting code in a VR environment while explaining the merits of Gleam.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to OCaml with blinking text, a counter for how many times he’s mentioned ‘hot take,’ and a guestbook filled with confused visitors.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile with HTML glitter graphics and a playlist featuring only coding-themed songs.

Web3 Destiny

Owner of a digital land in the metaverse where all programming languages are represented by avatars that battle for supremacy.

Future Post

‘Just finished my OCaml project—who knew parsing markdown could be so exhilarating? #ProgrammingLife’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His humor, layered with knowledge, makes him a delightful presence in the coding community.

Charming Quirk

His playful use of obscure references makes for a delightful scavenger hunt in his timeline.

Final Encouragement

"Keep sharing those hot takes and coding insights, John—the digital world needs more of your sparkling wit!"

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