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    John D. Lewis

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    Musician, songwriter. Wrote the theme for BBC Bobby Robson programme. (http://bit.ly/1LYgIbH). Co-wrote 2 US top 10 hits. Fleet Street journalist (ret.) NUFC since 1960

    John D. Lewis: The Bluesky Balladeer of NUFC Struggles

    A musician who riffs on football woes with lyrical precision and wit.

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    Like a guitar that’s out of tune yet somehow strikes a chord.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    72%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    NUFC Performances
    75%
    Politics and Society

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    NUFC Performances90%

    John’s love for NUFC is deep; his critiques, however, cut like a well-played guitar solo—sometimes harsh but always on point.

    Politics and Society75%

    With the precision of a pick, he strums through political discourse, highlighting societal issues while slipping in a cheeky jibe or two.

    Humor and Wit80%

    His sardonic humor is like an unexpected key change in a familiar song—refreshing and oddly satisfying.

    Writing Style

    John's style oscillates between heartfelt lamentation and sharp observational humor, like a stringed instrument that can be both soothing and startling.

    Thought Leader Score

    72%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Passionate Pundit

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Nuanced lyricism about football
    • Expertise in the dramatic arts of complaint
    • Witty banter that strikes a chord

    Secret Powers

    • Subtle social critique
    • Master of sarcastic football commentary
    • Able to predict team performance with eerie accuracy

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A collection of football commentary, music theory, and sharp social critiques.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write thoughtful, witty commentary on football and societal issues with a musical twist.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT meets Match of the Day—informative with a side of snark.

    Token Count

    350

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Music lover, NUFC die-hard. Let’s bond over poor football performances and good tunes. Bonus points if you can identify obscure 90s songs!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequently bemoans NUFC's performance—prepare for emotive discussions!
    • 🚩Pundit-level critiques of friends' musical tastes.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about music and football—a match made in Bluesky!
    • Value for social justice and NHS support adds depth.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves spontaneous football debates and can take a good roast!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Bluesky’s NUFC Oracle

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet snarky, he weaves a rich tapestry of banter and insight, binding community ties tighter than a well-strummed string.

    Impact Assessment

    His posts resonate deeply, echoing through the feed and leaving a trail of thought-provoking discussions and chuckles.

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    John D. Lewis: The Bluesky Balladeer of NUFC Struggles

    A musician who riffs on football woes with lyrical precision and wit.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a guitar that’s out of tune yet somehow strikes a chord."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You might be the only person critiquing Alan Shearer’s punditry while sporting a footballer’s haircut yourself.
    • 🔥Your posts on NUFC are like a ball in the box—lots of promise, but rarely on target with the likes!
    • 🔥Your love for the NHS is admirable, but don’t act like you’re not ready to throw a party for your pills.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Occasionally confusing football with existential dread—just because it’s a game, doesn’t mean it’s a philosophical debate.
    • 😅The amount of time spent critiquing NUFC’s tactics could rival a coaching session—have you considered applying for a job?
    • 😅Sometimes it seems like your love for NUFC is only matched by your ability to predict their doom.

    Main Character Moments

    • Anyone else would have unfollowed after the first rant about NUFC, but you have them riveted!
    • Your posts about Gregg Wallace’s behavior are more gripping than most reality TV shows—have you thought of writing a script?
    • Dropping the 'F bomb' amid football frustrations is the modern rendition of a Shakespearean soliloquy.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    The world needs your lyrical touch on broader societal issues; unleash those songwriting skills!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Deep musical background that can translate brilliantly into storytelling about football and politics.
    • 💎A knack for hitting the right notes in humor and criticism—combine them for viral hits!
    • 💎Impressive engagement metrics on posts about social issues; you’re the Bluesky voice we didn’t know we needed.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try incorporating more musical references into your football commentary; it’ll hit your audience just right!
    • 🚀Consider a weekly 'musical rant' series where you sing about NUFC problems—who wouldn’t want to hear that?
    • 🚀Collaborate with other musicians or influencers; your wit and wisdom could create some catchy, viral content.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Prepare for a meteoric rise as you combine your musical prowess with your football fanaticism—maybe even a Bluesky podcast!

    Potential Superpower

    Your ability to turn football woes into lyrical masterpieces will become your signature move.

    Future Community Role

    The bard of Bluesky’s sports scene, destined to be both beloved and humorously debated.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Lawful Curator

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Football Philosopher
    • ⚔️Witty Observer
    • ⚔️Social Justice Bard

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Long-winded rants on NUFC
    • 💀Occasional misfires on humor
    • 💀Overthinking political commentary

    Quest Line

    Seeking the holy grail of a well-played game and political awareness.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    NUFC is secretly being run by an ancient society of football-loving bards.

    Evidence Board

    Player transfers are orchestrated by the unseen hand of musical fortune-tellers.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Melodic Goal Scorers.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/NUFCComedy

    Twitter Main Character

    The guy who single-handedly turns every football match into a Shakespearean tragedy.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Enthusiast of Football and Music Dynamics, LLC

    Metaverse Final Form

    Virtual Reality Soundtrack Curator for the Ultimate Football Experience.

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      Enterprise Ready

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Geocities page with neon backgrounds and an auto-playing MIDI of his best work.

    MySpace Era

    Profile with top 8 dedicated to his favorite footballers and all-time greatest songs.

    Web3 Destiny

    Cryptocurrency for football commentary and music mashups—investment opportunities for the musically inclined.

    Future Post

    ‘NUFC’s Latest Match: A Tragicomedy in 90 Minutes—A Must-Read for All Fans!’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your blend of music and commentary is a refreshing take on both football and society.

    Charming Quirk

    Your knack for inserting a touch of sarcasm into heartfelt musings keeps your audience stealing glances at their screens, chuckling.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep strumming those strings, John! Because every post is a note in the melody of your social media symphony."

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