Musician, songwriter. Wrote the theme for BBC Bobby Robson programme. (http://bit.ly/1LYgIbH). Co-wrote 2 US top 10 hits. Fleet Street journalist (ret.) NUFC since 1960
John D. Lewis: The Bluesky Balladeer of NUFC Struggles
A musician who riffs on football woes with lyrical precision and wit.
Like a guitar that’s out of tune yet somehow strikes a chord.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
John’s love for NUFC is deep; his critiques, however, cut like a well-played guitar solo—sometimes harsh but always on point.
With the precision of a pick, he strums through political discourse, highlighting societal issues while slipping in a cheeky jibe or two.
His sardonic humor is like an unexpected key change in a familiar song—refreshing and oddly satisfying.
Writing Style
John's style oscillates between heartfelt lamentation and sharp observational humor, like a stringed instrument that can be both soothing and startling.
Thought Leader Score
72%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Pundit
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Nuanced lyricism about football
- Expertise in the dramatic arts of complaint
- Witty banter that strikes a chord
Secret Powers
- ✨Subtle social critique
- ✨Master of sarcastic football commentary
- ✨Able to predict team performance with eerie accuracy
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A collection of football commentary, music theory, and sharp social critiques.
Prompt Engineering
Write thoughtful, witty commentary on football and societal issues with a musical twist.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets Match of the Day—informative with a side of snark.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Music lover, NUFC die-hard. Let’s bond over poor football performances and good tunes. Bonus points if you can identify obscure 90s songs!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequently bemoans NUFC's performance—prepare for emotive discussions!
- 🚩Pundit-level critiques of friends' musical tastes.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about music and football—a match made in Bluesky!
- ✅Value for social justice and NHS support adds depth.
Perfect Match
Someone who loves spontaneous football debates and can take a good roast!
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky’s NUFC Oracle
Conversation Style
Engaging yet snarky, he weaves a rich tapestry of banter and insight, binding community ties tighter than a well-strummed string.
Impact Assessment
His posts resonate deeply, echoing through the feed and leaving a trail of thought-provoking discussions and chuckles.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
John D. Lewis: The Bluesky Balladeer of NUFC Struggles
A musician who riffs on football woes with lyrical precision and wit.
Vibe Check
"Like a guitar that’s out of tune yet somehow strikes a chord."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You might be the only person critiquing Alan Shearer’s punditry while sporting a footballer’s haircut yourself.
- 🔥Your posts on NUFC are like a ball in the box—lots of promise, but rarely on target with the likes!
- 🔥Your love for the NHS is admirable, but don’t act like you’re not ready to throw a party for your pills.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally confusing football with existential dread—just because it’s a game, doesn’t mean it’s a philosophical debate.
- 😅The amount of time spent critiquing NUFC’s tactics could rival a coaching session—have you considered applying for a job?
- 😅Sometimes it seems like your love for NUFC is only matched by your ability to predict their doom.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Anyone else would have unfollowed after the first rant about NUFC, but you have them riveted!
- ✨Your posts about Gregg Wallace’s behavior are more gripping than most reality TV shows—have you thought of writing a script?
- ✨Dropping the 'F bomb' amid football frustrations is the modern rendition of a Shakespearean soliloquy.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
The world needs your lyrical touch on broader societal issues; unleash those songwriting skills!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep musical background that can translate brilliantly into storytelling about football and politics.
- 💎A knack for hitting the right notes in humor and criticism—combine them for viral hits!
- 💎Impressive engagement metrics on posts about social issues; you’re the Bluesky voice we didn’t know we needed.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try incorporating more musical references into your football commentary; it’ll hit your audience just right!
- 🚀Consider a weekly 'musical rant' series where you sing about NUFC problems—who wouldn’t want to hear that?
- 🚀Collaborate with other musicians or influencers; your wit and wisdom could create some catchy, viral content.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Prepare for a meteoric rise as you combine your musical prowess with your football fanaticism—maybe even a Bluesky podcast!
Potential Superpower
Your ability to turn football woes into lyrical masterpieces will become your signature move.
Future Community Role
The bard of Bluesky’s sports scene, destined to be both beloved and humorously debated.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Curator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Football Philosopher
- ⚔️Witty Observer
- ⚔️Social Justice Bard
Weaknesses
- 💀Long-winded rants on NUFC
- 💀Occasional misfires on humor
- 💀Overthinking political commentary
Quest Line
Seeking the holy grail of a well-played game and political awareness.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
NUFC is secretly being run by an ancient society of football-loving bards.
Evidence Board
Player transfers are orchestrated by the unseen hand of musical fortune-tellers.
Secret Society
The Society of Melodic Goal Scorers.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/NUFCComedy
Twitter Main Character
The guy who single-handedly turns every football match into a Shakespearean tragedy.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Enthusiast of Football and Music Dynamics, LLC
Metaverse Final Form
Virtual Reality Soundtrack Curator for the Ultimate Football Experience.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with top 8 dedicated to his favorite footballers and all-time greatest songs.
Web3 Destiny
Cryptocurrency for football commentary and music mashups—investment opportunities for the musically inclined.
Future Post
‘NUFC’s Latest Match: A Tragicomedy in 90 Minutes—A Must-Read for All Fans!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your blend of music and commentary is a refreshing take on both football and society.
Charming Quirk
Your knack for inserting a touch of sarcasm into heartfelt musings keeps your audience stealing glances at their screens, chuckling.
Final Encouragement
"Keep strumming those strings, John! Because every post is a note in the melody of your social media symphony."
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
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