John's literary posts range from relatable musings about saying goodbye to books to deep philosophical dives about historical diseases. He makes us all want to toss our eReaders out the window and embrace the smell of ink and paper, while simultaneously roasting his own work like the finest marshmallow.

With AFC Wimbledon as his muse, John's football commentary is a mix of joy and despair, much like a penalty shootout. His love for the game shines through even in the most unremarkable matches, reminding us that sometimes, all you need is a weirdly specific reference to a player named Joe Pigott.

From modern existential crises to philosophical musings, John provides wisdom that somehow wraps itself in humor. His posts make you think, "Wow, I really do need to reconsider my life choices... after this coffee break."