A/Prof., University of the Philippines Visayas Associate Editor, Phil. Journal of Psychology Research: social support, disaster & climate change psychology, traumatic stress Social Interactions Lab: https://upv-socialxlab.com Personal W: JohnGuilaran.com
Dr. John: The Academic Influencer We Didn't Know We Needed
Is it a research paper or a Twitter thread? Only John knows!
A mix of serious academia and delightful dad jokes, like a PhD wearing Crocs.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
John's posts on climate change are like the weather; they're always relevant, occasionally stormy, and guaranteed to drum up discussions among his followers.
His love for relational psychology shines through, and he treats relationship advice like a rare Pokémon—always seeking to catch 'em all, but reminding us, it's not just about the stats.
John's academic posts are like his coffee: engaging and stimulating, with a fair amount of bitterness when discussing paper mills and editorial practices.
Writing Style
John's writing oscillates between highbrow academic discussions and playful quips—it's like reading a scholarly article reviewed by a stand-up comedian.
Thought Leader Score
92%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Scholar Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Academic rigor
- Witty observations
- Community-mindedness
Secret Powers
- ✨Uncovering complex research topics in a tweet
- ✨Creating community starter packs
- ✨Cycling and throwing shade at traffic jams
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of academic literature, social psychology articles, and trendy Bluesky memes.
Prompt Engineering
Generate thoughtful social commentary with a side of humor, while maintaining academic integrity!
Model Behavior
AcademicGPT, with a knack for interspersing dad jokes among serious research topics.
Token Count
4200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"PhD and university associate professor who loves cycling and meaningful conversations. Looking for fellow academics or casual research lovers to share a laugh and debate the nuances of climate change over coffee."
Red Flags
- 🚩Might casually mention academic papers in casual conversation.
- 🚩Could be too invested in social support research for some.
- 🚩Expect lengthy debates about trauma definitions.
Green Flags
- ✅Strong ability to engage and connect over shared interests.
- ✅Genuine appreciation for the nuances of human interaction.
- ✅Cyclist! Let’s ride and discuss the universe.
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up with deep academic discussions and still laugh about the absurdities of life.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Friendly Neighborhood Academic Mentor
Conversation Style
Engaging while also being like that one friend who will acutely analyze your text message for hidden meanings.
Impact Assessment
John's community vibe is like a friendly seminar; everyone feels welcome, but you might leave questioning some life choices.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Dr. John: The Academic Influencer We Didn't Know We Needed
Is it a research paper or a Twitter thread? Only John knows!
Vibe Check
"A mix of serious academia and delightful dad jokes, like a PhD wearing Crocs."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your lab's website might be emptier than my fridge post-holiday season.
- 🔥When you said you wanted to switch to an e-bike, I thought you were switching careers to become an environmentally friendly superhero.
- 🔥Between PhDs and Twitter, do you even have time for hobbies, or is cycling your only outlet?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could you share a post without a hyperlink? Asking for a friend who still uses 'Google' like it's a verb.
- 😅Next time, can we have an entire post without academic references? Just one? For the kids?
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you casually dropped 'I was on the editorial board' in a chat like it was an everyday occurrence.
- ✨Your tweets about your writing process being 'not broken' feel like the motivational poster nobody asked for.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you started doing shorts on YouTube about climate psychology, you'd be the next viral sensation—call it 'Climate Talk with John.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep expertise in social support and trauma—good luck finding someone with a better PhD flex!
- 💎A natural knack for community building, making serious discussions feel like a friendly neighborhood gathering.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Sprinkle in more personal anecdotes; even the most seasoned scholars love a good story.
- 🚀Try posting absurd academic memes—like cats in lab coats. It's the internet's love language!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a surge in follower engagement as John's content becomes the go-to source for climate discussions and psychology tips.
Potential Superpower
The ability to craft viral tweets with a single line that resonates with both scholars and millennials.
Future Community Role
As the unofficial morale booster of the academic community, expect John to host a Bluesky seminar on how to balance work and joy!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Scholar
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Pedagogy
- ⚔️Hyperlink Wizardry
- ⚔️Climate Crusader
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to overacademicize
- 💀Cycling over commitment to self-care
- 💀Occasional crippling impostor syndrome
Quest Line
To foster community dialogue on climate and mental health while navigating the labyrinth of academia.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Climate change is a hoax propagated by e-bike companies to sell more bikes.
Evidence Board
Climate data manipulation, the rise of urban cycling, and that suspicious 'climate leave' policy in Spain.
Secret Society
Society of Climate Conspirators Against Stratospheric Lies (CCASL)
Truth Seeking Level
67.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AcademicLifeHacks where they administer the ultimate guide to surviving academia with humor.
Twitter Main Character
An epic thread discussing whether e-bikes are the future or just a hipster fad.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Cycling Academia'—a consultancy empowering academics to navigate both research and traffic.
Metaverse Final Form
A VR avatar who leads a cycling tour through virtual climate crisis scenarios.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile blasting '90s punk rock, complete with a top 8 that consists entirely of their academic mentors and favorite biking trails.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where they host micro-lectures on climate psychology, all governed by blockchain voting.
Future Post
"Just discovered a whole new approach to trauma—turns out it’s the guy on an e-bike yelling at me for blocking the bike lane!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to engage with both serious topics and light-hearted jokes makes you genuinely relatable in a field that often takes itself too seriously.
Charming Quirk
Your habit of using hashtags like #bikesky offers a refreshing contrast to the academic formality—keep that charm alive!
Final Encouragement
"Keep spinning those wheels, John! Whether on your bike or through your social media, don't forget to enjoy the ride—this journey is just beginning!"
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