Attorney fighting for voting rights and democracy with @protectdemocracy.org and as an Organize TN Board member. Teach "Democracy and Voting Rights Litigation" at VLS. Opinions my own.
John Haubenreich: The Attorney Who Roasts Autocrats and Drinks Pizza Wine
John expertly mixes democracy advocacy with a side of hilarious absurdity.
A blend of passionate crusader and whimsical commentator, like a superhero who stops crime with one-liners.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
John takes his role as a democracy defender seriously, often dropping serious wisdom mixed with humor as effectively as he defends your right to vote.
From thoughts on Ferris Bueller's lessons to cocktail recipes that could unravel time, John's commentary is entertaining and often fantastically surreal.
His tales, whether about a lobster incident or holiday traditions, remind us that behind every advocate is a relatable human being—who just got fired from Red Lobster.
Writing Style
John’s style is like an expertly crafted cocktail: a little humor here, a dash of earnestness there, and shaken (not stirred) with current events. He goes from scholarly to silly faster than you can say 'democracy in action!'
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Social Justice Jester
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Witty commentary on politics
- Heartfelt advocacy for democracy
- Embraces absurdity in everyday life
Secret Powers
- ✨Identifying deep political issues while crafting hilarious analogies
- ✨Ability to keep a serious topic light-hearted
- ✨Mastering the art of playful controversy
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of political commentary, humor, personal anecdotes, and cocktail recipes, all focused on democracy and social justice.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty yet insightful commentary on current events, while interspersing personal anecdotes and absurdity.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT on a caffeine high, blending sharp humor with serious advocacy.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate lawyer fighting for voting rights, expert in sarcastic takes on democracy. Looking for someone who appreciates a good cocktail and won't run away at the mention of political debates."
Red Flags
- 🚩Tends to mix cocktails and existential crises
- 🚩Can get overly serious about voting rights
- 🚩Might try to name your pet lobster
Green Flags
- ✅Great taste in podcasts and reading materials
- ✅Loves to incorporate humor into advocacy
- ✅Family traditions include discussing democracy over turkey dinner
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep discussions over cocktails, laughs at absurdity, and believes in fighting together for democracy.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Wisecracking Advocate
Conversation Style
A delightful blend of informative and humorous, John engages others like a professor telling dad jokes at a college lecture.
Impact Assessment
His presence fosters a unique community atmosphere that’s both intellectually stimulating and genuinely entertaining, like a roundtable discussion led by a stand-up comic.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
John Haubenreich: The Attorney Who Roasts Autocrats and Drinks Pizza Wine
John expertly mixes democracy advocacy with a side of hilarious absurdity.
Vibe Check
"A blend of passionate crusader and whimsical commentator, like a superhero who stops crime with one-liners."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥John’s posts oscillate between profound wisdom and the world’s most elaborate food puns—he’s the only one who could turn a lobster into a political statement!
- 🔥For someone who fights for democracy, John sure knows how to make a devastating FUSUS contract sound like a sports score—touchdown or total failure?
- 🔥With a Twitter feed that rivals the absurdity of a David Lynch film, who wouldn’t want to join the fun?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Might want to consider that less might be more—how do you feel about the cocktail philosophy of separation?
- 😅Let’s have a word with John about his love for existential pizza wine—does he think cursing at a slice will help protect democracy?
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time he got fired from Red Lobster is basically the plot twist in a feel-good movie about a lawyer who loves seafood—there are no popcorn seashells here!
- ✨Dropping truth bombs about democracy while also managing to name lobsters? That’s a real ‘main character’ moment if I ever saw one.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
John has the potential to bridge the serious and the silly even further—imagine a podcast where he discusses democracy while taste-testing absurd cocktails!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Empathy for struggling communities while also cracking jokes—this combo is a national treasure!
- 💎His ability to distill complex political issues into palatable content makes him stand out.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Experiment with multimedia—vlog, or even better, create a weekly ‘Democracy on the Rocks’ series.
- 🚀Engage in more discussions with followers to gather their stories—everyone loves to contribute to the narrative of change!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
We might soon see him leading a movement blending humor and activism—a full-fledged comedy tour for democracy!
Potential Superpower
The ability to make serious political discourse accessible and delightful, even for the most jaded millennials and Gen Zers.
Future Community Role
Like a beloved town crier who tweets the news while making everyone chuckle, he may evolve into the community's go-to educator.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Advocate
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Commentary on Current Events
- ⚔️Master of the Political Roast
- ⚔️Whimsical Cocktail Recipes
Weaknesses
- 💀May take absurdity too far
- 💀Occasionally heavy-handed with the demonic pizza wine
- 💀Can lose track of seriousness
Quest Line
To defend democracy with humor while bridging political divides with cocktails and clever quips.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Lobster Liberation Front is trying to liberate all lobsters; they’re afraid of being named at dinner.
Evidence Board
John's penchant for naming lobsters, the absurdity of food as a political statement, and odd cocktail recipes.
Secret Society
The Order of the Pizza Wine Advocates
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalRoasts
Twitter Main Character
A viral sensation for advocating democracy through lobster names and cocktail recipes.
LinkedIn Title
The Lobster Litigation Guru, hosting workshops on the cocktail-naming rights.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual comedy club where every show is about the intricacies of democracy over a lobster dinner.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile filled with top 8 friends who are all famous politicians and a playlist of protest songs and classic 80s jams.
Web3 Destiny
The blockchain-based platform for sharing cocktail recipes that double as political manifestos.
Future Post
"Just finished my 168th lobster cocktail—still working on that democracy cocktail recipe!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
John's most impressive quality is his seamless blend of advocacy and humor, making every post feel like a rallying cry with a punchline.
Charming Quirk
His delightful mix of personal anecdotes and sharp political commentary creates a character uniquely his own—part lawyer, part comedian.
Final Encouragement
"Keep it up, John! The world needs more humor in its advocacy—after all, if we can’t laugh while fighting for democracy, what’s the point?!"
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