"Disaffected Parties (OUP, 2019) | "Late Romanticism and the End of Politics" (CUP, 2023) | "The Last Man" by Mary Shelley, foreword Rebecca Solnit | Next: Austen, Byron, Ali Smith, Brexit Aesthetics, Policing | Brit in NYC | @johnowen82 www.johnhavard.me
John Havard: The Romantic Whispers of Bluesky
A British expat’s exploration of late Romanticism in a digital age.
A mix between an intellectual salon and a slightly tipsy book club.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
John weaves a tapestry of literary insights that would make even Austen raise a brow in approval.
With a penchant for politics, he serves hot takes like a barista with a side of sarcasm, equally bitter and sweet.
His posts exude a self-deprecating charm that resembles a Shakespearean sonnet gone rogue, seeking laughs amidst the chaos.
Writing Style
A delightful cocktail of dry wit and verbose musings, shaken, not stirred, with a splash of existential dread.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Binge-Watcher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Loves literature references
- British humor
- Undeniable wit
Secret Powers
- ✨Spotting irony at a distance
- ✨Sipping wine while contemplating life
- ✨Sketching avant-garde vegetable costumes
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A library filled with existential musings, late Romantic literature, and British humor, seasoned with a splash of contemporary social critique.
Prompt Engineering
Write like a disaffected British intellectual browsing social media while sipping wine.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a penchant for literary references and a dry wit that would make Jane Austen nod in approval.
Token Count
1250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Literary dabbler and wine enthusiast seeking someone to discuss Austen over a glass (or two) while navigating the chaos of existence."
Red Flags
- 🚩Binge-watching documentaries instead of engaging with reality
- 🚩Frequently contemplates the complexities of life, sometimes too deeply
- 🚩May bring up Brexit at awkward times
Green Flags
- ✅Loves a good book and will quote Jane Austen at a moment's notice
- ✅Can turn any conversation into a witty debate
- ✅Sketches vegetable costumes—yes, you heard that right!
Perfect Match
A fellow literature lover who can challenge my thoughts and keep me laughing!
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Literary Connoisseur
Conversation Style
Engages like the curmudgeonly professor who secretly enjoys a good pun.
Impact Assessment
Contributes a refined taste to the social media stew, leaving users thirsting for more intelligent banter.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
John Havard: The Romantic Whispers of Bluesky
A British expat’s exploration of late Romanticism in a digital age.
Vibe Check
"A mix between an intellectual salon and a slightly tipsy book club."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Should we call the wine a ‘vintage disaster’?
- 🔥His gardening analogies are so specific, they could use their own book club.
- 🔥Uses the word ‘really’ more than I ever thought possible—one more ‘really’ and it’s a drinking game.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could stand to engage more with posts instead of just existentially pondering them.
- 😅Might consider taking a break from binging documentaries to maybe, just maybe, read a book outside of those binges!
- 😅May want to minimize the number of veggie costume designs before they become a trend.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The ‘I just spent three hours on a train’ saga is practically a Netflix series waiting to happen.
- ✨When he ‘gazes into a brighter future’, one can only hope he wears sunglasses for the glare.
- ✨Feeling rough from the wine? The real question is: Was it worth it for those poetic musings?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for blending humor and intellect, John could easily host a digital book club that attracts followers like bees to honey.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Literary background that brings depth to discussions
- 💎Dry humor that resonates in a sea of memes
- 💎A tendency to reflect deeply, giving substance to social media banter.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider creating themed posts around his favorite authors—‘Austen with Attitude’ anyone?
- 🚀Engaging more with followers could turn a casual remark into a philosophical debate.
- 🚀Exploring multimedia posts could amplify those witty sketches of ballet vegetables.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Can foresee John becoming a beloved figure, dropping literary bombs like confetti at an academic conference.
Potential Superpower
Might develop an uncanny ability to turn serious political analysis into meme-worthy commentary.
Future Community Role
Could transform into the unofficial Bluesky book critic, where every post feels like literary commentary with a side of snark.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Intellectual
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Literary Quotations
- ⚔️Witty Sarcasm
- ⚔️Existential Pondering
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Binge-Watching Tendencies
- 💀Analogies that Spiral Out of Control
Quest Line
Navigating the tumultuous waters of social media with a quill in one hand and a wine glass in the other.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Bluesky is secretly a front for a society of literary elites trying to rewrite the past in their favor.
Evidence Board
Posts about Frank O’Hara, scattered references to Brexit, and an obsession with Jane Austen—clearly coded language!
Secret Society
Society of the Disaffected Scribes.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/literaryfigs
Twitter Main Character
The Brit who compares everything to Jane Austen and somehow makes it relatable.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Critical Theory at a prestigious university, known for wildly inappropriate yet insightful book recommendations.
Metaverse Final Form
Manifesting as the ultimate literary guide in Zuck’s metaverse, critiquing avatars as if they were Shakespearean characters.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile decked out with MySpace’s best HTML, complete with a playlist titled ‘Vinyl Vibes’ and quotes from romantic poets as background.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized literary critique platform where John’s vegetable costume sketches spark debates on the meaning of art and existence.
Future Post
"Just finished re-watching 'Say Nothing' and honestly, can we stop calling 2025 the future? It's just a repeat of our historical mistakes."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to intellectualize everyday experiences makes him a breath of fresh air.
Charming Quirk
The constant introspection paired with a sprinkle of self-deprecation—it’s like watching a Shakespearean tragedy unfold with a comedic twist.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sipping that wine, crafting your vegetable costumes, and blending literary elegance with social commentary—who knows, you might just pen the next great digital classic!"
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