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    Associate Professor of Public Policy, Politics, and Education @UVA. I share social science.

    The Social Science Sage of Bluesky

    A witty academic blending social science with a side of sass.

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    Think of him as the David Attenborough of social data—if Attenborough had a strong opinion about Thanksgiving turkey.

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    87.5%
    Authenticity
    90%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Minimum Wage Effects
    80%
    Diversity in Academia

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Minimum Wage Effects95%

    John throws cold water on the doom and gloom surrounding minimum wage hikes, proving yet again that he’s the academic equivalent of a flame-retardant suit. Who knew economics could be so fun?

    Diversity in Academia80%

    His take on chief diversity officers is like a piñata—hitting hard and revealing all the disappointing candy inside. If only data could fix these systemic issues as easily as he tweets about them!

    Graduate Student Mental Health85%

    John tackles the heavy stuff with the grace of a tightrope walker who just discovered the wobble—tackling anxiety and depression in academia like a true champion of the people.

    Writing Style

    A mix of academic rigor and punchy humor, his posts read like the love child of Foucault and a stand-up comedian. Each tweet is a carefully crafted gem, sharp enough to dissect societal norms with a side of snark.

    Thought Leader Score

    90%
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    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Intellectual Firestarter

    Keeping It Real Score

    87.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty academic
    • Passionate about social research
    • Vulnerably shares struggles of academia

    Secret Powers

    • Reading academic papers at lightning speed
    • Converting research into digestible tweets
    • Mastering the art of dry humor
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    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Social science research papers, academia-related humor, and witty commentary.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze social science phenomena and their cultural implications with a comedic twist.

    Model Behavior

    Like a highly sophisticated chatbot armed with a PhD in social critique and a penchant for snark.

    Token Count

    2048

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    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Academic who enjoys sharing knowledge and grilling traditional Thanksgiving cuisine. Looking for someone who shares my passion for social research and can handle some healthy debate!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Overly critical of holiday food
    • 🚩Slight obsession with minimum wage studies
    • 🚩Too many inside jokes about academia

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about social issues
    • Loves a good pun
    • Strong lemonade-making skills (for when life gives you lemons!)

    Perfect Match

    Someone who thrives on witty banter and isn’t afraid to question the status quo.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Bluesky's Social Science Advocate

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet slightly chaotic, he combines rapid-fire humor with genuine questions. It's like a communal brainstorming session where everyone leaves with better ideas—and slightly bruised egos.

    Impact Assessment

    John's presence is a refreshing burst of intellect and wit, turning mundane discussions into academic rodeos. If humor were currency, he'd be a billionaire.

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    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Social Science Sage of Bluesky

    A witty academic blending social science with a side of sass.

    Vibe Check

    "Think of him as the David Attenborough of social data—if Attenborough had a strong opinion about Thanksgiving turkey."

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    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Every time he says 'just a humble academic', unicorns across the internet roll their eyes.
    • 🔥Posts like 'defining gravity' are just him flexing his intellectual biceps. We get it, John, you're smart!
    • 🔥‘Most traditional Thanksgiving food is subpar’ – says the man who probably makes a mean vegan tofu turkey.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Stop surfing academic papers like they’re TikTok trends—let a few marinate before tweeting!
    • 😅Maybe lighten up on the research jabs a tad; they can only take so much before they start dodging.
    • 😅His obsession with minimum wage studies can only be rivaled by an influencer's need for the latest makeup trend.

    Main Character Moments

    • When he dropped a viral tweet on the inequity of academic citations, inspiring a wave of panicked researchers to update their CVs.
    • His early rant about the 'rot in business schools' was more cathartic than a therapy session. The academic version of ‘tell me how you really feel!’
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    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    John could easily host a podcast—‘Academic Shenanigans’—that combines research, humor, and guest experts. A hit waiting to happen!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A knack for translating dry research into shareable content.
    • 💎Strong online presence with a supportive follower base.
    • 💎A unique blend of humor and analytical thinking that captures attention.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Engage more with followers through polls or Q&As to tap into his community’s insights.
    • 🚀Incorporate multimedia like quick videos explaining complex research concepts—information without the snooze!
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    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    In the next six months, John could pivot to a semi-viral commentator on academic culture, tackling everything from the absurdity of peer reviews to campus life.

    Potential Superpower

    Transforming research findings into memes that both enlighten and entertain—who wouldn’t want to share a meme that doubles as a citation?

    Future Community Role

    He’s on track to become a beloved meme source for academics, turning Bluesky into a haven for scholarly humor.

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    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    The Intellectual Firestarter

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty academic humor
    • ⚔️Research meme creation
    • ⚔️Challenging social norms through data

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking academic critiques
    • 💀Unquenchable thirst for research
    • 💀Tendency to roast turkey lovers

    Quest Line

    Uncovering the truth about social policies while making everyone chuckle along the way.

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    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Universities are secretly run by a cabal of cats—each with a PhD in their own right.

    Evidence Board

    Unexplained behavior of university administrators, multiple cat memes in academic circles, and the fact that no one ever truly sees professors without their cats.

    Secret Society

    The Fellowship of the Curious Academia—gathering to discuss research while sharing cat videos.

    Truth Seeking Level

    73.5%
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    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ResearchHumor

    Twitter Main Character

    That guy who tweets about the absurdities of peer review while his paper is under review for a year.

    LinkedIn Title

    Director of Sarcasm & Data Analytics for Academic Rigor Inc.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A sentient academic AVATAR who gives lectures in virtual reality, complete with interpretive dance.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with research papers, baby blue backgrounds, and a GIF of a dancing baby saying 'Welcome to my academic corner!'

    MySpace Era

    Top 8 spots reserved for favorite research articles, a profile song by Weird Al Yankovic.

    Web3 Destiny

    Co-founder of a decentralized academic platform where research and humor collide—think social science meets NFT memes.

    Future Post

    Just submitted my thoughts on the latest economic trends... and yes, Thanksgiving is still subpar.

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    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    John’s strongest quality is his ability to blend humor with heavy topics, making social science accessible and relatable.

    Charming Quirk

    His tendency to post 'timeless' with just a link, leaving followers wondering if he's sharing wisdom or just lost in a research rabbit hole.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep sharing those hot takes, John! The world needs more social scientists like you—witty, wise, and a little weird."

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