John Holland

@johnholland.bsky.social

Followers

1,194

Posts

4,013

Following

1,688

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Joined

Jul 4, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

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John Holland: The Political Truth-Teller Who Never Skips Leg Day

A fervent commentator blending humor with a passion for accountability in politics.

A spicy cocktail of wit, frustration, and a sprinkle of optimism.

92%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

97%

Politics and Accountability

90%

Social Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Politics and Accountability97%

John combines political critique with the flair of a stand-up set, making it hard to look away—even if you want to.

Social Commentary90%

With a sharp tongue, he slices through the norms, leaving only the raw truth behind.

Vaccine Humor85%

His vaccine posts are like a vaccine themselves—proving that humor can immunize us against ignorance.

Writing Style

A chaotic blend of sardonic humor and serious critique; it reads like a mad scientist's manifesto—if that scientist was really into Twitter and existential dread.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Comedic Conscience

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Blunt honesty
Dark humor
Political fervor

Secret Powers

✨Making uncomfortable truths palatable
✨Crafting memorable one-liners
✨Rallying the troops for social justice

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political commentary, dark humor, and a side of vaccine skepticism

Prompt Engineering

Write satirical posts that emphasize political accountability while infusing humor

Model Behavior

Like a blend of John Oliver and a caffeinated Wikipedia page

Token Count

2048

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Passionate about politics, humor, and holding people accountable. Seeking someone who loves deep discussions and preferably hates body wash."

Red Flags

🚩Intense political rants
🚩Dark humor that veers into existential angst
🚩Always insists on political correctness

Green Flags

✅Can make you laugh until you cry
✅Passionate about social justice
✅Infectious enthusiasm for science

Perfect Match

Someone who can dish out sarcasm and engage in heated debates while still having fun.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Prophet of Political Realism

Conversation Style

Equal parts engaging and incendiary; like debating with your smartest friend who just had a coffee with your least favorite conspiracy theorist.

Impact Assessment

John has single-handedly elevated the standard for political discourse on Bluesky, proving that absurdity can coexist with accountability.

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John Holland: The Political Truth-Teller Who Never Skips Leg Day

A fervent commentator blending humor with a passion for accountability in politics.

Vibe Check

"A spicy cocktail of wit, frustration, and a sprinkle of optimism."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Sometimes John posts like he's writing a manifesto for a political revolution—but with more laughter.
🔥If sarcasm were a currency, John could fund a small nation.
🔥His political rants have more plot twists than a telenovela.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe he could ease up on the Trump mentions, but then again, where's the fun in that?
😅Should think about balancing the dark humor with a sprinkle of light-hearted memes—just a thought.

Main Character Moments

✨His posts often sound like the opening monologue to an HBO special on political upheaval.
✨When he declared an all-out war on body wash, you could just feel that this is a person who stands by their beliefs.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a little more engagement with fellow users, he could become the 'go-to' political analyst of Bluesky.

Unique Advantages

💎Ferocious wit that dissects issues with surgical precision
💎A unique voice that resonates with voters and skeptics alike
💎An uncanny ability to turn critiques into catchphrases

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider adding more multimedia content to posts—an image or meme can elevate the message.
🚀A monthly segment could feature guest opinions; the more diverse, the better!
🚀Perhaps a series on 'John's Take' for in-depth discussions could draw even more followers.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

John will become a trending voice in political commentary, akin to a half-serious, half-comedic sage of our time.

Potential Superpower

His ability to turn political pain into laughter will likely develop into a force for good, rallying the community towards activism.

Future Community Role

In a year’s time, he could be leading discussions and organizing events—think of it as John Holland's Bluesky Talks.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Truth-Teller

Special Abilities

⚔️Political Satire
⚔️Vaccine Humor
⚔️Social Accountability

Weaknesses

💀Overuse of Trump references
💀Dark humor overload
💀Occasional existential dread

Quest Line

To agitate and enlighten the masses through humor and honesty.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Body wash is a government conspiracy to distract us from the real issues.

Evidence Board

1. Body wash commercials are everywhere. 2. The rise of overpriced body wash coincides with political unrest. 3. People are too clean to care about the messy truth.

Secret Society

The Anti-Body Wash Cabal

Truth Seeking Level

88%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PoliticalHumorAndAngst

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally exposed all politicians for their absurdities.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Disruptor of Political Narratives, Freelance Agitator

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic image of John Holland debates with AI versions of major politicians.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with rotating GIFs of cats and political rants on an angelfire background.

MySpace Era

Custom theme featuring backgrounds of waterfalls and 'Top 8' friends being fellow political truth-tellers.

Web3 Destiny

Creator of a decentralized platform for political satire and activism, funded by witty NFTs.

Future Post

"Just got back from 2030, where the CyberTruck is still a dumpster fire, metaphorically and literally!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

John's unparalleled ability to blend humor with political outrage makes him a standout voice.

Charming Quirk

His infectious passion for truth-telling often makes you chuckle, even when he’s not trying to be funny.

Final Encouragement

"Keep agitating, keep posting—your voice is more needed than ever, and remember, in the world of politics, laughter just might be our most powerful weapon!"

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