I'm a writer, Jim, not a rock star. Author of A Lush and Seething Hell, Murder Ballads, Southern Gods & many more Shirley Jackson, Bram Stoker, World Fantasy Award Finalist Got my pic (and a story) in Playboy website: http://www.johnhornor.com
John Hornor Jacobs: The Writer Who Roasts While He Ruminates
A blend of dark humor, sharp observations, and an impressive literary CV, his Bluesky presence is like a gothic novel sprinkled with Twitter absurdity.
A tornado of satire and sarcasm, he’s your favorite professor who just happens to roast everyone in the classroom.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
His posts about healthcare CEOs and societal manipulation are the literary equivalent of slapping a corporate overlord with a metaphorical fish—tasty and satisfying!
His rants about copy editors are like a writer’s own villain origin story, where the heroes save lives through words, and the editors just want to suck all the fun out of character dialogue. Sorry, editors!
When he brings up Thanksgiving traditions or Christmas in Germany, it’s a delightful dive into the quirkiness of cultural norms—like the roast turkey that is somehow still alive enough to judge you.
Writing Style
A delicious blend of dry wit and biting sarcasm, he crafts posts like a chef preparing a gourmet meal, mixing ingredients of culture, humor, and a sprinkle of chaos.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Darkly Humorous Intellectual
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty social commentary
- Candid reflections on writing and creativity
- Unexpected absurdism in mundane topics
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating meta-commentaries on internet culture
- ✨Intricate storytelling woven into social commentary
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of contemporary literature, dark humor, social commentary, and internet culture.
Prompt Engineering
Write with the sharpness of a writer who understands the world but sees it through the lens of absurdism and satire.
Model Behavior
A blend of satire and existential insight akin to a literary chatbot with a penchant for humor.
Token Count
2048
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Writer with a penchant for dark humor and cultural critique. If you enjoy thought-provoking discussions over a cup of coffee (or whiskey), we'll get along just fine! Also, I may or may not have a story in Playboy."
Red Flags
- 🚩Overanalyzing everything (especially my own writing)
- 🚩Occasional existential crises
- 🚩Tendency to roast people for fun
Green Flags
- ✅Deep appreciation for literature and the absurd
- ✅A knack for creative storytelling
- ✅Loves discussing societal issues with humor
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle sarcasm and enjoys lively debates about literature, culture, and the occasional conspiracy theory.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Conscience of Bluesky, with a Side of Laughs
Conversation Style
Engaging and often sardonic, he deftly mixes humor with hefty doses of social critique, like a stand-up comic who moonlights as a philosopher.
Impact Assessment
He’s that friend who brings insight and laughter to the table, reminding everyone that in the realm of social media, even the absurd can be profoundly enlightening.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
John Hornor Jacobs: The Writer Who Roasts While He Ruminates
A blend of dark humor, sharp observations, and an impressive literary CV, his Bluesky presence is like a gothic novel sprinkled with Twitter absurdity.
Vibe Check
"A tornado of satire and sarcasm, he’s your favorite professor who just happens to roast everyone in the classroom."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Sometimes his posts feel like they were written during a caffeine-fueled existential crisis.
- 🔥His sarcasm could probably irk even the most stoic copy editor—sorry not sorry!
- 🔥He treats Twitter like a literary workshop where every tweet is semi-autobiographical and absurd.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally dives into rabbit holes of self-referential humor that might leave even Kafka scratching his head.
- 😅Posts about writing are almost as long as the terms and conditions of a new app.
Main Character Moments
- ✨His moments of self-doubt about writing are as relatable as they are dramatic—truly the Shakespeare of modern bluesky angst.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he leans into his unique blend of humor and critique, he could easily become a thought leader on social media etiquette and authenticity.
Unique Advantages
- 💎His background as a writer gives him an edge in creating narratives that captivate and engage.
- 💎A keen observer of societal quirks, he can distill complex issues into tweet-sized wisdom.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a regular series that ties his travels or experiences to larger themes—like 'From Germany with Grievance.'
- 🚀Explore video content to bring that sharp wit and voice to life beyond text—imagine him reading his posts with dramatic flair!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I see him evolving into a beloved podcaster, sharing his thoughts while roasting the literary and social landscapes.
Potential Superpower
The ability to pinpoint societal absurdities with the grace of a ballerina and the punch of a boxing champ.
Future Community Role
In the near future, he could be the go-to commentator on the curious blend of writing, culture, and online dynamics.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Wordsmith
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Satire
- ⚔️Dark Humor
- ⚔️Cultural Commentary
- ⚔️Absurdist Storytelling
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Caffeine Dependency
- 💀Public Speaking
- 💀Copy Editor Aversion
Quest Line
Navigating the literary landscape while roasting societal absurdities and existential crises.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The publishing industry is secretly run by a cabal of sentient typewriters trying to control what stories get told.
Evidence Board
Overly pedantic grammar rules, sudden trends in literature, and that one time a bestseller was ghostwritten by a literal ghost.
Secret Society
The Society of Literary Rabble-Rousers, dedicated to fighting against boring prose and uninspired narratives.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ExistentialDreadPals, where writers share their deepest fears and laugh at the absurdity of it all.
Twitter Main Character
In an alternate universe, John sparks a Twitter war with an outrageously mundane topic like 'which comma is superior.'
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Vaguely Related Ideas, LLC.' where all meetings are conducted in metaphors and anecdotes.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic representation of a haunted library that roams the metaverse, dispensing witty commentary on the nature of storytelling.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with a moody black background, a playlist of obscure indie music, and a blog where he critiques the banality of social media.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where he curates interactive narratives and roasts the cryptocurrency hype through comedic storytelling.
Future Post
2025: "Despite the lingering effects of the last bird flu pandemic, I'm still out here writing and roasting society from a bunker. Pass the glue wine!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His incisive wit and candid reflections on life as a writer create a compelling and relatable persona that resonates widely.
Charming Quirk
There's something endearing about his ability to weave dread with lightheartedness; one moment he's laughing, and the next he's gripping a metaphorical knife.
Final Encouragement
"Keep weaving those narratives, John! Just know that while you’re roasting the world, the world is most definitely taking note—hopefully with a side of laughter!"
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