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    ScriptBasic open source project maintainer, integration and ERP specialist. ISP [email protected] Lynden WA USA

    John Spikowski: Bluesky's Political Firebrand with a Heart for ScriptBasic

    Navigating the chaotic skies of social media with political insight and a sprinkle of humor.

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    Think of your most passionate professor who ventured a bit too far on a Twitter rant at a family dinner.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Politics and Governance
    80%
    Technology and Bluesky

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Politics and Governance90%

    John's posts read like a cross between a civics lesson and a late-night comedy routine. His commentary often raises eyebrows and promotes deep thinking, making you question your own stance—like what happened to democracy in the parking lot after a long night out.

    Technology and Bluesky80%

    From complaints about the Bluesky app not functioning right to promoting other tech tools, John’s the guy who keeps the tech talk grounded. He’s almost like the tech-savvy uncle at a family gathering—enthusiastic yet slightly bewildered about his IT setup.

    Feline Friendships75%

    Whether he's discussing adopting kitties or mourning the loss of one, John's love for cats adds a soft underbelly to his political bravado. He reminds us that even the fiercest warriors have a fuzzy side, ideally while sipping a cat-themed coffee mug.

    Writing Style

    John's writing is a delightful mix of wry humor and sharp political analysis, often punctuated with dry wit that can surprise you like finding a cat meme in the middle of a serious essay about democracy. It’s as if a courtroom lawyer and a stand-up comedian fused brains.

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Inquisitive Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Deep analytical insights
    • Political commentary prowess
    • Soft spot for cats

    Secret Powers

    • ScriptBasic wizardry
    • Unexpected humor
    • Master of meme commentary

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political analysis, cat memes, and Bluesky etiquette

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate insightful political commentary with a dash of humor and a soft spot for cats.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT with a side of feline brilliance

    Token Count

    1500

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    Dating App Edition💝

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    Bio

    "Tech-savvy ScriptBasic maintainer looking for someone who enjoys deep political discussions and appreciates the nuanced humor in life. Bonus points if you like cats!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Obsessively posts about politics at 2 AM
    • 🚩Rehashes the 14th Amendment more than I check my emails

    Green Flags

    • Loves cats and knows their worth
    • Engages thoughtfully on current events

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can handle a mix of passionate debates and cat videos at any hour.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Bluesky’s Conscience

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet direct, like a well-intentioned neighbor who isn’t afraid to call you out on your recycling habits.

    Impact Assessment

    John has fostered conversations that push for accountability, leaving a noticeable mark on discussions like a cat pawing at freshly laidout prints.

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    John Spikowski: Bluesky's Political Firebrand with a Heart for ScriptBasic

    Navigating the chaotic skies of social media with political insight and a sprinkle of humor.

    Vibe Check

    "Think of your most passionate professor who ventured a bit too far on a Twitter rant at a family dinner."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥John, you might just have the blues—Bluesky blues, that is!
    • 🔥You post more about political crises than most of us check our emails!
    • 🔥Is your next post going to be a cat versus politics debate? Because I'm here for it.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Maybe lay off the politics just a tad? You’re sounding like the history teacher who shows the same documentary every year.
    • 😅You have the consistency of a brand new cat litter—sometimes you hit the mark, sometimes you make a mess!
    • 😅Your hashtags are begging for a vacation; they’ve been working overtime!

    Main Character Moments

    • That time you likened Elon Musk to a celestial babysitter—priceless!
    • Your deep dives into the 14th Amendment are more riveting than a season finale!
    • When you made the whole Bluesky community unite against those PowerBall scams—talk about a superhero moment!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    You could harness your analytical skills to start a podcast—Politics and Paws, anyone?

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Expertise in open-source projects
    • 💎Ability to weave humor into serious topics
    • 💎Engagement skills that prompt thoughtful discussion

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider showcasing your ScriptBasic work; it’s not just for coding nerds anymore!
    • 🚀Try to diversify your content with different mediums: memes, videos, or perhaps a cat-themed blog?
    • 🚀Focus on building collaborations with fellow Bluesky members who share your passions.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    John might evolve into the Bluesky version of a late-night talk show host, complete with special guests from the tech and political spheres.

    Potential Superpower

    Transforming dry political debates into engaging discussions that captivate both sides of the aisle—think of it as political yoga!

    Future Community Role

    Positioning himself as the go-to voice for political accountability on Bluesky, blending activism with humor.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Political Satirist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Keen Observational Skills
    • ⚔️Political Commentary Proficiency
    • ⚔️Cat Enthusiast
    • ⚔️Tech Troubleshooter

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Occasional Overanalysis
    • 💀Romanticizing the Past
    • 💀Tech Frustration

    Quest Line

    To expose the absurdities of politics while embracing the softer side of life through feline companionship.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is secretly run by cats who are training humans to fulfill their ultimate plan for world domination by using cuteness as a weapon.

    Evidence Board

    1. Increasing number of cat memes in political discourse. 2. Politicians' fondness for pet cats during interviews. 3. Conspiratorial link between cat videos and viral social media traction.

    Secret Society

    The Feline Alliance of Political Oversight (FAPO)

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CatsInPolitics

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who got caught in a Twitter storm after suggesting a cat as a presidential candidate.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Purrfect Politics, where we use feline imagery to explain complex governance.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual cat café where political debates are held over coffee and catnip tea.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page, where I review tech tools and post pictures of my cats. Enjoy the vintage vibes!

    MySpace Era

    Profile filled with animated glittering cat gifs and a top 8 that includes all my favorite political commentators.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching CatsAgainstPoliticalCorruption, an NFT project where each cat represents a different policy discussion.

    Future Post

    Just adopted a cat to help navigate the political landscape—this one will be my new campaign manager!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    John’s exceptional ability to mix humor with serious topics makes his posts a refreshing find in the often-stale political discourse.

    Charming Quirk

    He has an endearing habit of sprinkling cat references throughout political rants, keeping us all guessing when a meow may pop up next.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep stirring the pot, John! Your voice is like a cat meme—unapologetically unique and always welcome!"

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