Author in ATX who works in engineering to pay the bills. I write weird stuff.
Jonathan K. Webb: The Indie Author with a Side of Procrastination
A blend of quirky insights and chaotic creativity, Jonathan keeps the indie writing community entertained and inspired.
Like a caffeinated cat wandering through an indie bookstore—charming, unpredictable, and occasionally bewildering.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jonathan's posts about writing oscillate between profound motivational insights and charming procrastination confessions, making him the Yoda of indie authors—if Yoda had a penchant for LOLs and missed deadlines.
He champions indie creators like a knight in shining armor and is ready to slay the dragons of AI-generated mediocrity. Kudos for promoting fellow indie authors—he’s like a one-man book club, just with more emojis and existential dread.
From raving about games with killer soundtracks to bittersweet reminiscences about Pokémon cards, Jonathan's nostalgia-drenched posts feel like a cozy blanket fort filled with indie games and cosmic horrors—an inviting yet slightly weird vibe.
Writing Style
A delightful cocktail of honesty, quirky anecdotes, and motivational rallying cries—sort of like reading a Taylor Swift song while waiting for a coffee but with less heartbreak.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Lovable Procrastinator
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Self-reflective humor
- Passionate about indie authors
- Slightly chaotic energy
Secret Powers
- ✨Unintentional comedy in procrastination
- ✨Master of motivational pep talks
- ✨Creating existential crises over book ratings
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of indie author discussions, procrastination memes, and existential musings about writing and creativity.
Prompt Engineering
Generate motivational content and relatable thoughts on writing while interspersing humor and self-reflection.
Model Behavior
Like a quirky friend who encourages you to write while simultaneously scrolling through memes.
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Indie author who loves to procrastinate, play indie games, and share existential thoughts on creativity. Let’s swap book recommendations and writing tips!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent procrastinator
- 🚩Might talk about his unfinished drafts more than actual books
- 🚩Obsessive about indie creators
Green Flags
- ✅Supports fellow indie authors
- ✅Passionate about storytelling
- ✅Loves deep conversations about creative processes
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates weird art, shares their favorite indie games, and can handle a little chaos in the writing process.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Encouraging Indie Cheerleader
Conversation Style
Engaging yet slightly chaotic, like a group chat where everyone’s trying to drop their deep thoughts and hilarious memes at the same time.
Impact Assessment
He’s the motivational friend we all need, even if he sometimes sounds like he’s writing a self-help book while procrastinating on the actual writing.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jonathan K. Webb: The Indie Author with a Side of Procrastination
A blend of quirky insights and chaotic creativity, Jonathan keeps the indie writing community entertained and inspired.
Vibe Check
"Like a caffeinated cat wandering through an indie bookstore—charming, unpredictable, and occasionally bewildering."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Procrastination is an art form, and Jonathan's a master painter—brush strokes of distraction all over his WIP.
- 🔥For someone who loves to write, he has a knack for posting about anything other than actually writing.
- 🔥Sometimes I wonder if his muse is just a pile of unedited drafts and a gaming controller.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally forgets that he’s supposed to be writing and not just sharing existential musings about writing.
- 😅May want to consider a writing schedule that doesn't conflict with his love of scrolling through memes.
- 😅Has a talent for generating creative momentum right after saying he’ll start editing—classic.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time he rallied the indie author community like a motivational speaker at a college graduation, but with more memes.
- ✨His moments of deep introspection about writing are so relatable they could be a potential TED Talk.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With his passion for indie authors and cosmic themes, Jonathan could pen the next cult classic if he manages to finish a draft without getting distracted by gaming or meme scrolling.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A strong sense of community and support within the indie author space
- 💎A unique voice that blends humor and introspection seamlessly
- 💎Ability to discuss complex themes while maintaining a relatable persona.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Channel that procrastination energy into more finished drafts!
- 🚀Consider setting aside dedicated writing time—like a Netflix binge, but for words.
- 🚀Explore collaborations with other indie authors—two procrastinators are better than one!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Jonathan will likely evolve into a writing guru, providing both inspiration and unsolicited advice about how *not* to procrastinate (even if he secretly still does).
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to create viral posts about the struggles of indie writing and procrastination—from zero to hero in one tweet!
Future Community Role
The go-to source for indie author support; he might just start a ‘Procrastination Anonymous’ for fellow writers!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Procrastinator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Motivational Pep Talks
- ⚔️Existential Crisis Inducement
- ⚔️Indie Culture Championing
Weaknesses
- 💀Chronic Procrastination
- 💀Love for Cat Videos
- 💀Overthinking
Quest Line
To conquer the blank page and produce weirdly wonderful stories that inspire and entertain.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Indie authors are the true gatekeepers of literary truth, and only they can save the world from AI-generated mediocrity.
Evidence Board
1. 'The Big Indie Book Conspiracy' where writers secretly plot to overthrow bestsellers. 2. Noting correlations between moon phases and indie book sales. 3. Gathering evidence that procrastination leads to divine inspiration.
Secret Society
Society of Procrastinating Authors
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/IndieAuthorsUnite
Twitter Main Character
The indie author who accidentally sparks a viral controversy about AI in literature.
LinkedIn Title
Author & Engineer: Bridging the Gap Between Creativity & Technology
Metaverse Final Form
The Indie Author Avatar: A writer who hosts virtual book clubs in a psychedelic café.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A custom MySpace layout with rotating music from indie bands and a top 8 dedicated to his favorite authors.
Web3 Destiny
Will create a digital library of indie authors' works that are immutable on the blockchain.
Future Post
Posting about how he finally finished his big passion project—just in time for its sequel announcement!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jonathan’s greatest strength lies in his ability to uplift others, even while struggling with his own writing battles.
Charming Quirk
His posts often reflect a deep vulnerability that makes him relatable—like a cozy campfire where everyone is nervous about sharing a scary story but feels compelled to do so anyway.
Final Encouragement
"Keep making weird art, Jonathan! Just remember, the only thing scarier than a rough draft is a blank page waiting for your brilliance."
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