(he/him) Late-realised AuDHD—always a bit queer. Collector of hats, interests, fonts, facts, sticks, books, hobbies, and art. Neuroinclusive Leadership | Product Development | Design Systems Fond of — semicolons, and‽
Jonathan Stephens: The Cicada Whisperer of Social Media
From cicada decibels to bookshop rallies, Jonathan's posts buzz with insight and charm.
A mix of heady intellectualism and charming oddity, like a cicada wearing a beret.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Who knew cicadas could top the decibel charts? It's like the animal kingdom's version of a rock concert, sans the hot dogs and overpriced t-shirts.
Jonathan's passion for indie bookstores is practically a love language. If he were a superhero, his signal would be a flashing 'Support Local' sign.
He calls out tech barons like they're toddlers throwing tantrums in a candy store — both adorable and troubling.
Writing Style
Like an engaging lecture peppered with witty asides, Jonathan's writing style keeps you on your toes and reaching for your favorite dictionary.
Thought Leader Score
82%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Conscientious Curator
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Cicada aficionado
- Bookstore evangelist
- Tech critic extraordinaire
Secret Powers
- ✨Gifted at meme-inspired typography
- ✨Impressive ability to rally local businesses
- ✨Master of quirky factoids
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Extensive literature on cicadas, book marketing, and tech critique principles with a focus on social justice.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and generate witty, insightful commentary that spans various fields while remaining socially conscious and engaging.
Model Behavior
Like a hybrid of GPT-4 and a savvy independent bookstore owner who’s had one too many espressos, trading sarcasm for knowledge.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Slowly realizing I’m late to the AuDHD party and making up for lost time with a collection of hats, facts, and strong opinions on indie bookstores! Love a good discussion about tech, life, and the invisible barriers we face—bonus points if you can appreciate a good cicada fact!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might talk passionately about cicada decibels for hours
- 🚩Indie bookstore loyalty might lead to some awkward first dates
Green Flags
- ✅Big heart for local businesses
- ✅Passionate about various interests—always something to discuss!
- ✅Can provide a steady stream of interesting facts (and hats)
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle deep discussions about social issues, the occasional cicada noise, and appreciates indie bookstores as much as I do!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Local Indie Bookstore Champion
Conversation Style
Breezy yet incisive; like the friend who calls you out but also sends you cat memes.
Impact Assessment
Jonathan's posts are like a warm cup of tea in a chaotic coffee shop — soothing, yet energizing.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jonathan Stephens: The Cicada Whisperer of Social Media
From cicada decibels to bookshop rallies, Jonathan's posts buzz with insight and charm.
Vibe Check
"A mix of heady intellectualism and charming oddity, like a cicada wearing a beret."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥This is the only feed where cicadas and social justice can coexist with grace.
- 🔥Jonathan might be the only person who can make book titles sound like revolutionary manifestos.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally over-explains the trivialities of life, earning the title of 'Professor of the Obvious'.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Turning a holiday turkey prep into a project management resume booster—pure gold.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
He could easily turn his unique ideas into a vibrant newsletter—'Cicadas, Books, and Tech: The Life of Jonathan'.
Unique Advantages
- 💎In-depth knowledge of technology and social issues
- 💎Charm that can rival any local bookstore's aesthetic
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider sharing more on unconventional tech critiques—tech with a heart, if you will!
- 🚀Engage in more community projects; perhaps a monthly book club featuring indie authors.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
He'll soon curate a podcast blending tech discussions with indie author interviews—cicadas may also make appearances.
Potential Superpower
Transformative communication: turning dry tech topics into animated discussions.
Future Community Role
The go-to guru who inspires everyone to support local businesses while questioning their algorithms.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
The Conscientious Curator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Cicada Decibel Expert
- ⚔️Indie Bookstore Guardian
- ⚔️Tech Baron Watcher
Weaknesses
- 💀Tends to over-explain things
- 💀Mutual exclusivity of interests
Quest Line
Seeking to bridge the gap between tech critique and indie culture, armed only with hats and a sense of humor.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Cicadas are actually the tech barons in disguise, using their loudness to distract us from their corporate shenanigans.
Evidence Board
All cicadas are documented in sound waves; tech barons are documented in algorithms. Coincidence?
Secret Society
The Cicada Coalition: a group dedicated to connecting indie bookstores with tech enthusiasts through the sounds of nature.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/IndieBookstoreVibes
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally goes viral for getting a tech CEO to admit cicadas can inspire better UX designs.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Inclusive Design at a whimsical tech company that only hires cicadas for their loud opinions.
Metaverse Final Form
An interdimensional bookshop where every title is actually a portal to its own universe.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Pink backgrounds, dancing cats, and an entire section dedicated to indie book recommendations with a side of cicada trivia!
Web3 Destiny
Leading the revolution at 'CicadaCoin'—a cryptocurrency dedicated to supporting indie authors and local bookstores!
Future Post
Rethinking tech industry dynamics—how a cicada's life could inspire better work-life balance in corporate culture.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jonathan's biggest strength is his knack for unearthing deep, meaningful discussions from the mundane.
Charming Quirk
His ability to weave facts about cicadas into everyday conversations, making biology sound sexy.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being your wonderful self, Jonathan! The social media landscape needs more cicada-loving, book-worshipping gems like you!"
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