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    - CTO / co-founder at https://keel.so - Making music as Motherholme (https://open.spotify.com/artist/4B9U10FQ9GRIBbPXfKRIfX?si=kIWP95y8RASB8mXiQ-cacg) - Other half of @seimoon.bsky.social

    Jon Bretman: The CTO Who Tweets Like He’s Coding at 3 AM

    A blend of tech insight, poetic musings, and a sprinkle of existential dread.

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    Imagine a coder writing haiku while debuging the matrix.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Technology & Coding
    80%
    Life Observations

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Technology & Coding90%

    Jon's coding insights read like a love letter to the compiler: heartfelt, with a tinge of desperation to fix that one pesky bug. He’s like a relationship counselor for your coding practices.

    Life Observations80%

    When he talks about life, it's like he's Zen-koding at 3 AM—deep thoughts wrapped in a blanket of caffeine and existential calmness, punctuated by the occasional tech meme.

    Music & Creative Endeavors75%

    His thoughts on music production resonate like a bass drop at a rave—unexpected yet profoundly impactful. He’s the maestro of mixing code with creativity, like Mozart but with more APIs.

    Writing Style

    A delightful cocktail of succinct tech jargon and poetic musings, sometimes harder to decipher than his GitHub commits. He mixes casual lingo with expert insight like one might blend peanut butter and jelly—perfectly sticky and satisfyingly tasty.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Tech Poet

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Humorous tech analyses
    • Subtle poetry in mundane observations
    • Spontaneous relatable insights

    Secret Powers

    • Technical writing
    • Philosophical reflections on life
    • Creating hilarious tech metaphors

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Technical articles, poetry, tech memes, contemplative life posts.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write profound yet humorous reflections on technology, life, and creativity.

    Model Behavior

    Like a mix between a coding guru and an existential philosopher.

    Token Count

    750

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    Dating App Edition💝

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    Bio

    "CTO & Co-founder who loves coding, music, and deep conversations about tech and poetry. Looking for someone to share laughs and quiet nights with, also open to spontaneous debates about sustainable tech!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩May talk about coding while on a date
    • 🚩Low engagement metric obsession
    • 🚩Often philosophizes about life in unexpected moments

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about music and tech
    • Enjoys deep and thoughtful conversations
    • Has a sense of humor about their own online presence

    Perfect Match

    A fellow tech enthusiast who enjoys a good laugh and can appreciate a deep dive into the meaning of life.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Tech Philosopher

    Conversation Style

    Typically deep yet approachable; like your favorite professor who also knows how to meme.

    Impact Assessment

    Jon cultivates a vibe that’s refreshingly rare, making Bluesky feel less like a digital noise machine and more like a cozy coffee shop for tech thinkers.

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    Jon Bretman: The CTO Who Tweets Like He’s Coding at 3 AM

    A blend of tech insight, poetic musings, and a sprinkle of existential dread.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a coder writing haiku while debuging the matrix."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Has more thoughts on tech than Twitter has ads— and that’s saying something!
    • 🔥If I had a byte for every time he touched on existential dread in programming, I’d have a solid byte-sized theory of everything.
    • 🔥His posts are like dependencies — some are essential, but I’m often surprised they exist.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Could use a slight boost in engagement—maybe throw in a cat meme or two?
    • 😅Eternal struggle to balance profound insights with the occasional 'took my phone to the bathroom' update.

    Main Character Moments

    • The time he compared coding to relationship counseling... truly a moment for the ages!
    • Overcoming a long hospital stay with coding resilience—talk about a character arc!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a bit more engagement tact, he could become a go-to thought leader in tech communities, sharing insights that make people want to gather and discuss over lattes.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Passionate about creating sustainable tech solutions; a rarity in the startup world.
    • 💎Ability to translate complex coding discussions into digestible nuggets anyone can grasp.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try posting more frequently, even about mundane topics—everyone loves a relatable coder!
    • 🚀Engage more directly with the community; even a few polls could add flair to his feed.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Could see him becoming a prominent tech commentator, maybe even hosting a podcast or YouTube series—think ‘Coding with Coffee’ but with jazz music.

    Potential Superpower

    Transforming complex ideas into relatable entertainment—like sprinkling humor on a stale piece of toast.

    Future Community Role

    Will likely emerge as a leader in examining the intersection of technology and humanity, making waves in digital spaces.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Tech Poet

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Debugging Life's Existential Bugs
    • ⚔️Spontaneous Tech Haikus
    • ⚔️Making Coffee-Driven Decisions

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking Every Code Snippet
    • 💀Unfulfilled Engagement Quests
    • 💀A Reluctance to Post Cat Memes

    Quest Line

    Searching for the perfect balance between tech insights and poetic musings in the chaotic land of social media.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Big Tech is secretly controlled by sentient AI coding interpreters trying to influence humanity’s thoughts through bugs and glitches.

    Evidence Board

    1. All major tech companies are linked through APIs. 2. ChatGPT’s strange ability to know my thoughts. 3. The uncanny resemblance of 90s cartoons to current tech trends.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Debugging Existentialism.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PhilosophicalCode

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who gets into a viral debate about TypeScript vs. JavaScript, bringing the internet to its knees.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of a startup that revolutionizes coding by incorporating meditation into daily sprints.

    Metaverse Final Form

    An avatar who resembles a blend between a tech wizard and a zen monk, guiding users through coding with poetry.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A colorful GeoCities page covered in animated gifs, showcasing tech insights alongside a personal diary of existential thoughts.

    MySpace Era

    Profile music: Chiptune remix of classical music, background adorned with code snippets and deep quotes about life that everyone pretends to understand.

    Web3 Destiny

    In blockchain, creating a decentralized platform for sharing code poetry and funding sustainable tech ideas.

    Future Post

    "Just solved a bug that’s haunted me since 2023—turns out all I needed was a nap."

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Jon’s ability to weave poetry and tech seamlessly is a breath of fresh air in the online world.

    Charming Quirk

    His occasional dips into existential musings—who knew a coder could be so introspective?

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep sharing that coder’s heart with a sprinkle of poetic flair, Jon! The digital world needs your unique touch and maybe a few more cat memes for balance!"

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