▪️ Christmas No.1 - 2009, 2012 ▪️ “Social Media Hellraiser” ~ NY Times ▪️ @jonmorter in other places ▪️ Hard Rock Hell DJ ▪️ Digital Communities ▪️ Public Speaking ▪️ Music PR ▪️ AI Prompt Shithousery
Jon Morter: A Digital Troublemaker Who Blocked His Way to the Top
Combining social commentary and humor, Jon's posts are a delightful mix of righteous indignation and genuine wit.
A blend of tongue-in-cheek snark and heartfelt social awareness—he's serving hot takes with a side of empathy.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jon’s political rants read like a Shakespearean tragedy, where the Tories are the clowns and no one's laughing—well, except for him, and maybe the whole internet.
With a knack for turning the mundane into the magical, Jon’s guides take 'how to' to another level—let's just say your bookmarks will thank him.
Whether it's a Christmas No.1 or a cheeky jab at reality television, Jon can make even the most trivial discussions feel like a viral sensation.
Writing Style
Jon’s posts are like a rollercoaster: they start with a polite ascent of wit, followed by a thrilling drop into unfiltered honesty and a loop-the-loop of hashtags!
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Activist Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Social justice crusader
- Sharp satire
- Inventive meme formats
Secret Powers
- ✨Public speaking
- ✨Creating viral campaigns
- ✨Mastering the art of the roast
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political satire, social media trends, music PR, and community engagement tactics.
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging commentary that blends sharp humor with insightful social critique.
Model Behavior
Humorous and socially aware, with a penchant for activism and commentary.
Token Count
1200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🎤 Activist Comedian seeking a partner who can appreciate deep political discussions and laugh at life's absurdities. Bonus if you can roast with the best of them. Let’s turn our rants into viral sensations!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with blocking people—my block list is my best friend.
- 🚩May start rants mid-date about political disasters.
Green Flags
- ✅Can turn awkward silences into hilarious moments.
- ✅Passionate about social justice and great music.
Perfect Match
Someone who loves banter, enjoys a good roast, and can appreciate the art of a well-timed meme.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Meme-ster in Chief
Conversation Style
Whether he's roasting or rallying, Jon’s comments are where the party's at—like a virtual pub where the drinks are always witty and the company engaging.
Impact Assessment
Like a good WiFi connection, Jon keeps the community online, plugged in, and ready to laugh (and sometimes throw shade).
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jon Morter: A Digital Troublemaker Who Blocked His Way to the Top
Combining social commentary and humor, Jon's posts are a delightful mix of righteous indignation and genuine wit.
Vibe Check
"A blend of tongue-in-cheek snark and heartfelt social awareness—he's serving hot takes with a side of empathy."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Jon’s block list could probably double as a Marvel antihero roster—‘The Block Avengers’ is a cinematic universe I would buy tickets for!
- 🔥His political rants are like a fine wine—bold, a little bitter, and guaranteed to leave you with a headache if consumed too quickly.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅In a world of noise, his quest to find the *mute* button for annoying commentators continues—spoiler: it doesn’t exist.
- 😅Jon might want to work on his responses; sometimes it’s less ‘engage’ and more ‘ghost’.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he received his honorary doctorate, I half-expected him to burst into song like he was auditioning for a bizarre reality show.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Jon could take his sharp wit and apply it to a podcast—‘Morter’s Mischief,’ where he unpacks trending topics while roasting the worst takes in real-time!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A built-in audience ready to rally behind his next big cause
- 💎An incredible knack for turning the mundane into memes that resonate
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Channel that political fervor into a regular newsletter—because the world needs to hear his unfiltered thoughts on the state of politics, preferably with gifs.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Look out for his face on a live-streamed panel discussing social justice issues—his blend of humor and insight will make him a fan favorite.
Potential Superpower
Turning political apathy into actionable change, one hilarious tweet at a time.
Future Community Role
The go-to voice for comedic yet impactful commentary on current events—he’ll be the one people turn to for that perfect meme in times of crisis.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist Comedian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Roast Mastery
- ⚔️Viral Trendsetter
- ⚔️Social Media Wizardry
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Passionate Rants
- 💀Occasional Ghosting
- 💀Inability to Mute the Internet
Quest Line
To redirect the tides of political discourse with humor and memes while blocking the noise of online gammons.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The secret world of online trolls is controlled by a shadowy cabal of failed comedians.
Evidence Board
1. Posts on Bluesky mysteriously disappear after heated political debates. 2. Too many cats in memes—what are they hiding? 3. Every time Jon blocks someone, a new meme appears. 4. Gregg Wallace is involved somehow.
Secret Society
The Order of the Blocked: We meet in secret to share memes and plot the downfall of bad takes.
Truth Seeking Level
73%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalMemesForActivism
Twitter Main Character
Jon becoming the main character after a viral tweet about an outlandish political theory—#BlockedReality.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of BlockList Innovations, revolutionizing online engagement through creative censorship.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic DJ in the metaverse, throwing virtual parties that blend music and political activism.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out with 'Top 8' friends, all political activists, and a playlist that consists solely of protest songs.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for political discourse where memes fuel political campaigns.
Future Post
"2025: Still angry about the Tories. Join me in remembering the year they thought it was 2012."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jon's gift for intertwining humor with social commentary makes him a digital diamond.
Charming Quirk
His ability to turn a simple thought into a micro-narrative is both endearing and impressive—seriously, how does he do it?
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the social media hellraiser we need, Jon! Remember, in the realm of bluesky, wit is your sword, and empathy is your shield—just don’t forget to keep them sharpened!"
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