Hampshire born and bred, but a Man of Kent since 1997. Prog rock fan, keyboard player and pub-quizzer.
Jon Sandys: The Unsung Prog Rock Poet of Bluesky
A keyboard wielding maestro dissecting music and life like an artful mad scientist, one post at a time.
A delightful concoction of deep musical musings and lighthearted quirkiness, served with a side of nostalgia.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jon's love for bands like Genesis and Big Big Train is palpable, like a soft rock blanket on a chilly day. If prog rock were a cozy pub, he'd be the regular telling tales of the golden age.
His posts on finding replacement keys for keyboards make him sound like a musical MacGyver. Who knew broken keys could lead to such heroic eBay adventures?
Reviewing his concert memories gives off major 'back in my day' vibes—like an elderly rock star reminiscing about the wild days of yore.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of nostalgia-laden prose and cheeky remarks, akin to a rock ballad that dances between solemnity and jubilation.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Prog Rock Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Deeply passionate about prog rock
- Remarkably knowledgeable about musical history
- Witty with a touch of British humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Impressive music trivia prowess
- ✨Master of nostalgic storytelling
- ✨Acoustic guitar wizardry
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of classic rock lyrics, concert reviews, and technical specifications about musical instruments.
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging and nostalgic posts about prog rock, while sprinkling in witty humor and obscure music trivia.
Model Behavior
Acts like an enthusiastic music professor sharing hidden gems with the class, while also being the quirky uncle with dad jokes.
Token Count
320
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Prog rock fanatic who believes life's too short for bad music. I can take you on a musical journey through the decades—just don’t ask me about my concert amnesia!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with replacing broken keyboard parts over social plans
- 🚩Has a tendency to dissociate during concerts—complete blackouts!
- 🚩Might think 'Quality Time' means discussing the merits of a diminished 6th chord.
Green Flags
- ✅Deeply passionate about music—will serenade you if needed
- ✅Great conversation starter; you'll never run out of topics
- ✅Nostalgic storyteller; loves reliving the 'good old days'.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys long discussions about prog rock, appreciates the beauty of vinyl, and can tolerate ramblings about concert mishaps.
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Nostalgic Keeper of Prog Rock Secrets
Conversation Style
Engages with the community like a friendly barman pouring knowledge and humor with each reply, inviting banter while keeping the conversation flowing.
Impact Assessment
Contributes to a vibe that balances both musical passion and humorous storytelling, making him the spiritual pub quiz master we didn’t know we needed.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jon Sandys: The Unsung Prog Rock Poet of Bluesky
A keyboard wielding maestro dissecting music and life like an artful mad scientist, one post at a time.
Vibe Check
"A delightful concoction of deep musical musings and lighthearted quirkiness, served with a side of nostalgia."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You might love prog rock, but your post frequency could use a little more rush!
- 🔥It seems for every live concert you remember, there's one you don't. Careful you don’t lose your concert card!
- 🔥Your quest for keyboard keys rivals Indiana Jones, but less adventurous and more... eBay.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Consider branching into movie posts—your musical references could use some cinematic flair!
- 😅Try out a few memes; it might add a fresh twist to your nostalgic narratives!
- 😅How about sprinkling in a few more personal anecdotes? We want to know more about the man behind the keyboard!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Your quest for the proper replacement key was straight out of a British comedy—just waiting for the laugh track!
- ✨Your journey to Cropredy festival was like the British version of 'Almost Famous'—minus the rock star drama!
- ✨You took us to the Jazz Singer with a plot twist we didn’t see coming—definitely a ‘prog rock’ moment!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your musical knowledge is a treasure trove; consider hosting a weekly Q&A or trivia session to share that brilliance!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong niche in the prog rock community
- 💎Ability to connect music history with contemporary discussions
- 💎Wit that has the potential to make even the driest facts entertaining
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Engage more with followers through polls about music—everyone loves a good debate!
- 🚀Post about your keyboard playing and jam sessions; let us hear the magic!
- 🚀Explore varied content types; throw in videos or live streams to shake up your feed!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Look for Jon to become the ‘on-call’ guru of all things prog rock, with followers eager to hear his insights on upcoming events!
Potential Superpower
A knack for creating catchy music trivia that fosters community; consider him the 'class clown' with a guitar!
Future Community Role
He'll evolve into the unofficial historian of prog rock within Bluesky, hosting virtual events that discuss music's legacy.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Prog Rock Enthusiast
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Deep Musical Knowledge
- ⚔️Nostalgic Storytelling
- ⚔️Keyboard Replacement Skills
Weaknesses
- 💀Inconsistent Posting Frequency
- 💀Obsession with Nostalgia
- 💀Fuzzy Concert Memories
Quest Line
To explore the realms of music, dissecting the past while searching for the next great prog rock adventure.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Big Big Train is actually a front for a secret society of musical time travelers.
Evidence Board
Mysterious references in their music to historical events; sightings of band members at key moments in music history.
Secret Society
The Order of Musical Timekeepers, dedicated to preserving the legacy of prog rock.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ProgRockMemes, enforcing rules with a mix of wisdom and dad jokes.
Twitter Main Character
Jon Sandys, the self-appointed ambassador of prog rock drama—fighting on behalf of forgotten bands.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Musicology at 'Incredible Rock Studies', leading discussions on how to replace broken keys.
Metaverse Final Form
A cyber rock festival where everyone communicates through musical notes and nostalgia.
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10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A custom MySpace profile featuring a playlist of the most underrated prog songs, with photos from concerts that probably didn’t happen.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a blockchain-based musical trivia game that rewards players with NFTs of limited edition concert footage.
Future Post
Excited to see the new album drop next week—definitely my #1 album of 2025... if I can remember seeing them live!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jon's impressive depth of musical knowledge rivals that of a seasoned rock critic, sprinkled with light-hearted charm.
Charming Quirk
His endearing tendency to reminisce about the past makes him feel like the cool uncle everyone wishes they had.
Final Encouragement
"Keep on strumming those keys, Jon! The world needs more of your musical musings, and who knows, you might just inspire the next prog rock sensation!"
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