IOT technologist, Smart Building Consultant, Energy Geek, pet lover and quite fond of the Democracy we used to have.
Jon Sargeant: The Corgi Whisperer of Bluesky
A spirited mix of political commentary and dog-loving warmth, with a side of chaos.
Like a golden retriever in a room full of skeptics, Jon's energy is infectious.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? š¤
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jon dives into political chaos with the enthusiasm of a fan at a Super Bowl ā particularly when dropping knowledge on the latest Matt Gaetz fiasco!
Not just any pets, but Corgis! Jon treats his pup, Cooper, like royalty ā or at least like a very spoiled member of Congress, complete with ear rubs and dramatic moaning.
His love for sports is as mixed as the current state of his favorite teams, but when he does engage, it's an ode to the lost SuperSonics. RIP, basketball dreams!
Writing Style
Jon's posts are like a rollercoaster: exhilarating twists of political discourse zigzagging through adorable dog anecdotes, often ending with an unexpected dip into sarcasm.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real Youā¢ š
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Dog lover
- Political awareness
- Sarcastic humor
Secret Powers
- āØCorgi psychology
- āØPolitical predictions
- āØMeme creation
If you were an AI...š¤
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, dog affection, sports commentary
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media engagement through a humorous, pet-loving political lens
Model Behavior
Witty, engaged, with a penchant for adorably clueless insights
Token Count
256
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Adventurous IOT technologist with a heart of gold and a Corgi sidekick. I explore the depths of democracy and dog parks, hoping to find someone to join me in both debates and dog walks."
Red Flags
- š©Obsessed with Corgis to an alarming degree
- š©Might talk your ear off about politics at any moment
- š©To be honest, I can be a bit too snarky!
Green Flags
- ā Cute Corgi pictures guaranteed
- ā Passionate about energy efficiency
- ā Will definitely engage you in thought-provoking discussions.
Perfect Match
A fellow dog lover who enjoys political banter and can handle my sarcasm.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkš
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Corgi Ambassador and Political Commentator
Conversation Style
Engaging, with a sprinkle of snark; he's the friend who invites you to a debate while also offering snacks for your Corgi.
Impact Assessment
Jon's unique blend of love for pups and political insight creates a cozy corner of the Bluesky community where serious topics and wagging tails coexist.
TL;DR Versionā”
Your profile in a flash
Jon Sargeant: The Corgi Whisperer of Bluesky
A spirited mix of political commentary and dog-loving warmth, with a side of chaos.
Vibe Check
"Like a golden retriever in a room full of skeptics, Jon's energy is infectious."
Spice Level Checkš¶ļø
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- š„Jon's political insights are sharp, but not as sharp as he thinks they areālike a butter knife at a steakhouse!
- š„For someone who loves Corgis, you sure seem to have a lot of hot takes that bite!
- š„Trying to catch Jon's attention during a game is like trying to find Waldo in a crowd of people in stripes.
Quirky Challenges
- š Sometimes, finding a tweet without a Corgi mention is like trying to spot a unicorn in a parking lot. Good luck!
- š Jon could probably make a heartfelt post about the virtues of energy-efficient buildings, but instead opts for dog memesājust saying.
Main Character Moments
- āØDeciding he needed to lead the social media revolution by deleting Twitter, only to find out that Bluesky still has no idea who he is. Classic move!
- āØWitnessing a moment of pure bliss as he rubs Cooper's ears, like heās discovering the answer to world peace.
Level Up Zoneš
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Jon channeled more of his passion for energy tech into his posts, he could become a futuristic guru preaching the gospel of smart buildings.
Unique Advantages
- šA voice that blends warmth with wit; who knew an IOT technologist could also be the life of the party?
- šHis ability to connect life lessons from pet ownership to politics is both endearing and inspiring.
Level Up Suggestions
- šConsider posting more about your tech expertise! We could all use some guidance on how to build smarter buildings instead of just tweeting about them.
- šPerhaps steer away from just Corgisāexpand to a broader zoo; a cat or two could add some spice to this wholesome feed!
Crystal Ball Timeš®
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
In the coming months, expect Jon to become the go-to commentator on all things Corgi and Congressāhis duality will create a new genre of pet-political activism!
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of meme-making that unites the dog community with political memesāthink Corgis holding signs for democracy!
Future Community Role
With his charm and humor, Jon's destined to become the beloved community face of Bluesky. Weāll all have to boost his posts or face the wrath of Cooper!
Your Character Buildš®
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Corgi Connoisseur
Special Abilities
- āļøPolitical Commentary
- āļøDog Whispering
- āļøMeme Creation
Weaknesses
- šOverly Sarcastic
- šOccasional Hot Takes
- šCorgi Obsession
Quest Line
To navigate the turbulent waters of political discourse with a trusty Corgi by his side.
Down the Rabbit Holešµļøāāļø
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Corgis are actually secret agents for a hidden dog government
Evidence Board
1. All Corgis are incredibly good at hiding; 2. Cooper seems to know too much about local politics; 3. The rise of Corgis in social media suggests theyāre taking over one pixel at a time.
Secret Society
The Corgi Alliance for Truthful Politics (CATP)
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse Youš
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CorgisForCongress
Twitter Main Character
Jon becomes the face of a viral campaign to elect Corgis as local officials.
LinkedIn Title
Director of Corgi-Inspired Urban Planning
Metaverse Final Form
Supreme Corgi Ruler of the Metaverse, where all avatars are Corgis.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineā°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 friends include Corgis, a profile song thatās a loop of dog barks, and the background filled with images of Democracy.
Web3 Destiny
Tokenized Corgi NFTs representing political opinions, and virtual reality town halls led by dogs.
Future Post
"Finally caught Cooperās ear rub therapy session on video! If thatās not the future of democracy, I donāt know what is!"
The Final Takeš¬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jon's passion for his causes brings a refreshing energy thatās often missing in the digital landscape.
Charming Quirk
His ability to seamlessly weave Corgi content into conversations about government is truly something special.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being you, Jon! The internet can always use more Corgis and candorājust remember to keep the balance or you might end up Corgi-fied for all eternity!"
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