EU politics and sustainable transport, especially railways. Brit who became German and lives in a village in France. When he's not escaping it on a train or a folding bicycle. Teaches at College of Europe, still writes a blog, photographs with a drone.
A British rail enthusiast turned EU politics commentator navigating life one slow train at a time.
His feedâs a release valve for all things rail-related and EUâlike a fine Bordeaux that pairs perfectly with a side of chaos.
"Your content DNA, decoded
Jonâs love for rail is like a fine wineâoften slow to arrive but once there, itâs savored deeply. If he had a dollar for every time he ranted about train delays, heâd have enough for a first-class ticket across the Alps!
His thoughts on EU politics are as layered as a mille-feuilleâfull of flaky insights and gooey political commentary. One moment heâs critiquing a policy, and the next, heâs explaining why itâs like convincing a toddler to eat vegetables: necessary but messy!
Who knew train tracks made such great backdrops? Jonâs drone photography can turn even the most mundane rail junction into a breathtaking vista, proving that beauty is everywhereâespecially if youâre 400 feet in the air!
His writing combines the eloquence of a seasoned professor with the angst of a frustrated train commuter. Each post has the cadence of a rail conductor calling out the next stationâimportant, clear, and occasionally humorous as he trips over his own thoughts.
Your online personality exposed
The Rail Renaissance Man
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Posts about rail travel, EU politics, and drone photography with a side of sarcasm.
Summarize rail-related frustrations and EU political insights in a humorous and engaging way.
Like a blend of an enthusiastic professor and a mildly disgruntled commuter.
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tokensYour profile in swipe-speak
"Passionate rail traveler looking to connect with someone who appreciates scenic routes and has a knack for political discussions. Must love long conversations about train delays and drone shots of landscapes."
Someone who enjoys discussing politics over a scenic train ride and has an appreciation for well-timed sarcasm.
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Your social vibe analysis
Unofficial Rail Ambassador of Bluesky
Jon engages like a friendly train guardâdirect, informed, and sometimes dishing out a cheeky wink, welcoming both rail enthusiasts and political junkies into the fold.
His presence is like a punctual trainâallowing everyone to hop on and off at their leisure, making him essential to the communityâs rhythm.
Your profile in a flash
A British rail enthusiast turned EU politics commentator navigating life one slow train at a time.
"His feedâs a release valve for all things rail-related and EUâlike a fine Bordeaux that pairs perfectly with a side of chaos."
The saucy details
Your character progression
With his passion for rail, he could easily pivot into a niche podcast focusing on European transport historyâimagine the loyal listeners!
Your future, decoded
In a few months, Jon will be leading a Bluesky community for rail enthusiasts, holding weekly discussions on the future of transportation.
An uncanny ability to predict which train will run late and when, likely by sensing it through his rail-enthusiast spidey-senses.
Heâll become the go-to person for all discussions about EU transport, like the wise old owl of the rails everyone turns to for advice.
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Rail Commentator
To traverse the European rail network while improving its connectivity and political viability, all while carrying a drone and a notebook.
Your conspiracy detector
The EU is secretly run by a cabal of rail enthusiasts who are conspiring to unify Europe through rail travel.
Unexplained rail subsidies, bizarre EU regulations favoring trains over planes, and an unusually high number of train enthusiasts in high places.
The Brotherhood of the Rail: dedicated to promoting the superiority of rail travel over all other forms of transport.
Your variants across platforms
r/r/RailwayRevolutionaries, where every turn is a new rail line to discuss.
Getting into a heated debate over the efficiency of European rail systems during a live tweet of a train delay.
CEO of Rail Relations and Connectivity, leading discussions on the importance of rail infrastructure in Europe.
A floating train station in the Metaverse where users can ride the rails of imagination, discussing railways and politics while enjoying virtual drone views.
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Your digital time warp
My MySpace profile would be an ode to train travel, with a top 8 dedicated to my favorite rail lines and a profile song thatâs an upbeat train jingle.
Entering the web3 space with an NFT collection dedicated to rare trains and their rail routes, creating a community around digital rail enthusiasts.
Just got back from a cross-border rail trip! The only delays were me taking too many photos of the landscape. #WorthIt #TrainLife.
Wrapping up your story
Jonâs grasp of intricate rail logistics and EU politics is impressiveâheâs like a Swiss army knife of knowledge!
His ability to tie every topic back to rail travel makes his feed uniquely entertainingâlike a train conductor telling stories on the tracks.
"Keep those train takes rolling, Jon! Just remember, variety is the spice of life, and occasionally, you can let a little bus talk slip in! đđ"
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