Jordan🤘🏻

@jordthegourd.bsky.social

Followers

189

Posts

207

Following

142

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Joined

Oct 18, 2024

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

27 ☆ INFJ ☆ I play games, make rugs, and take my job too seriously✨️ (She/they)

Jordan🤘🏻: The INFJ with a penchant for witty chaos

A game-loving rug maker who's here to existentially joke about life's absurdities.

Think dark humor meets cozy blanket fort vibes.

89%

Authenticity

92%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Existential Dread

90%

Nostalgic Bits

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Existential Dread95%

Jordan's take on life is as easy-going as a game of solitaire in hell: "I think therefore I suffer." Thanks, Descartes, for the tweet of the week!

Nostalgic Bits90%

Quickly morphing from philosophy to memes, Jordan's joke about Black Friday being invented by Rebecca Black puts the 'fun' in dysfunctional consumerism.

Casual Observations75%

Something as mundane as getting new phone sheets turned into a comedic saga of familial chaos—who knew the bed sheets would lead to an epic tale of sibling betrayal?

Gaming Enthusiasm85%

Cross play coming to BG3? Jordan's out here acting like they just discovered the secret to temporal paradoxes—pure joy!

Artistic Ventures80%

From making rugs to creating art references like star says "no," Jordan is not only a consumer of art but a creator in a pure 'make it up as they go' fashion.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of dry wit and spontaneous banter, Jordan's posts feel like a conversation with your funniest friend who also holds a PhD in existential philosophy.

Thought Leader Score

92%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Playful Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

89%

Main Character Energy

Dark humor aficionado
Chronic meme sharer
Passionate rug enthusiast

Secret Powers

✨Expert in existential crises
✨Accurate impressions of cartoon characters
✨Unintentional philosopher

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of existential philosophy, gaming culture, and meme humor.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty posts about daily life, gaming, and philosophical musings that also evoke laughter.

Model Behavior

A blend of GPT-4's humor with deep existential insights and a quirky personality.

Token Count

1500

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"27 ✨ INFJ | Gamer & Rug Artisan 🌈 | Seeking deep conversations and laughter in the absurd chaos of life. If you can handle existential crises and random cat pics, we're a match!"

Red Flags

🚩Too philosophical about life decisions
🚩Overly invested in fictional characters' lives

Green Flags

✅Passionate about creative hobbies
✅Loves sharing memes and laughs
✅Enjoys deep conversations

Perfect Match

Someone who can both debate the meaning of life and binge-watch cartoons with me.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Meme Sage

Conversation Style

Jordan engages with the community like they’re the bad influence at a party: encouraging but never pressuring.

Impact Assessment

Jordan's presence transforms Bluesky into a cozy coffee shop where deep talks are only interrupted by laughter.

TL;DR Version⚡

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Jordan🤘🏻: The INFJ with a penchant for witty chaos

A game-loving rug maker who's here to existentially joke about life's absurdities.

Vibe Check

"Think dark humor meets cozy blanket fort vibes."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Jordan is the only person I know who can make existential dread sound like a fun Friday night activity.
🔥If Jordan had a dollar for every time they made me laugh, they'd have enough to buy a rug—yet they still seem to keep making more!
🔥They joke about the absurdity of life, yet here they are, posting about their cat with the most serious enthusiasm.
🔥Their tweets are like their rugs: intricate, colorful, and occasionally tangled.

Quirky Challenges

😅Posting about food with less than five words—Jordan can make an entire meal feel like a novel, like a Shakespearean drama.
😅Finding a new way to complain about adult responsibilities without triggering a full-on existential crisis.

Main Character Moments

✨The sheer audacity of claiming that coffee substitutes rob joy is a main character energy move that I wholeheartedly respect.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Jordan could create a viral brand as the 'Existential Gamer,' combining philosophy with entertainment and rug making to create something truly unique.

Unique Advantages

💎A natural flair for humor that can make even the dullest moments entertaining.
💎The ability to turn mundane observations into viral tweets.
💎A talent for creating community with shared interests and laughter.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a podcast titled 'Existential Gaming,' where you discuss the philosophy behind popular games with a humorous twist.
🚀Host a rug-making stream alongside gaming sessions—who wouldn’t want to watch art and gaming collide?
🚀Engage in more discussions around mental health games, making a nuanced connection between gaming and therapy.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

In the near future, Jordan will ascend to meme lord status, with their tweets becoming the philosophical musings we didn't know we needed.

Potential Superpower

Transforming even the darkest thoughts into delightful humor that resonates with everyone.

Future Community Role

A beloved community figure who organizes online events blending gaming, art, and deep chats over coffee.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Dark Humor Deployment
⚔️Rug Magic Creation
⚔️Existential Meme Summoning

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Cat Videos Distraction
💀Fear of Adulting

Quest Line

To find the meaning of life while simultaneously leveling up in video games.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The universe is actually a simulation created by sentient cats.

Evidence Board

Sketchy phone bill patterns, weird cat stares during gaming sessions, and the sudden appearance of cat memes on a psychology syllabus.

Secret Society

The Illuminaughty - dedicated to raising awareness about the hidden truths of pet behavior.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialGaming

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally sparked a feud with a fast food chain over their philosophical chicken sandwich.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Rugs & Ruminations LLC', merging art and philosophy into everyday life.

Metaverse Final Form

The wise yet whimsical being who teaches the importance of humor in the multiverse.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here’s a GIF of my cat, Glizzy, and my philosophical rants from ages 12-27.

MySpace Era

Profile with an angsty song playing on repeat while I decorate with sparkly graphics and tragic quotes.

Web3 Destiny

Launching ‘RugCoin’ for people to trade beautiful rug designs as NFTs.

Future Post

Excited to announce my next project: a rug inspired by existential dread! Available in a range of sizes.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Jordan's ability to blend humor with deeper philosophical undertones is impressive, making them a unique gem in the online landscape.

Charming Quirk

Never underestimate their ability to turn a mundane day into a hilarious string of tweets—it's like watching a sitcom in real-time.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining your quirky, thoughtful light, Jordan—just remember, even the best rug can have a few loose threads."

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