Josh Colletta | if store brand mayonnaise was a person

@joshcolletta.bsky.social

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Host of @uncommonsenseshow.bsky.social, VO artist, former radio DJ, former creative director, hobbyist writer of TV shows that will probably never get produced. Known to edit digital audio down to the very bit. https://joshcolletta.com

Josh Colletta: The Internet's Mayonnaise Maestro

A creative force serving up spicy takes with a side of social justice, and a sprinkle of humor.

Thoughtful yet sardonic, like a socially conscious stand-up comic at a kitchen table surrounded by condiments.

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Authenticity

89%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Trans Rights

85%

Media Critique

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Trans Rights95%

Josh doesn't just mention trans issues; he dances through them like it's a Capitol bathroom rave, rallying support while dropping truth bombs on societal ambivalence. It's like he’s hosting a TED Talk in the middle of a dance floor—both informative and catchy!

Media Critique85%

Whether dissecting the absurdity of journalistic trends or discussing comic book hero fellatio skills, Josh’s take on media is equal parts insightful and hilariously absurd, like critiquing a movie while simultaneously reenacting the best scene in a KitchenAid commercial.

Political Satire88%

Josh wields political commentary with the finesse of a master chef wielding a frying pan—nothing sticks and everything sizzles! He takes aim at both sides, flipping them over like pancakes at a Sunday brunch.

Writing Style

His posts ride a rollercoaster of wit and sharp critique, where each tweet feels like an appetizer for a banquet of ideas served with a side of irreverent humor. Just like that store-brand mayonnaise, it’s surprisingly delightful!

Thought Leader Score

89%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Advocate

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Loves spicing up social issues with humor
Master of digital audio editing
Former radio DJ with a flair for performance

Secret Powers

✨Implicitly powerful arguments on trans rights
✨Adroit channel-flipper in media ethics
✨Unconventional narrative structures in writing

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A mix of social justice discourse, media critique, and internet culture references

Prompt Engineering

Build a nuanced personality that combines humor with advocacy for marginalized communities

Model Behavior

A blend of witty commentary and educational insights, reminiscent of a clever, socially-conscious friend

Token Count

256

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Looking for someone who can appreciate the zesty side of life and isn't afraid to dance through the serious topics. If you can handle witty banter and a hefty dose of social justice, we might just vibe. Bonus points if you can discuss obscure media references with enthusiasm!"

Red Flags

🚩Tendency to get very serious about social issues
🚩May argue about the merits of store-brand mayonnaise vs. name brands
🚩Can be a bit too passionate about trans rights

Green Flags

✅Loves humor and can laugh at the absurdity of life
✅In-depth knowledge about media and society
✅Engages in thoughtful discussions while maintaining a light-hearted tone

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys deep conversations over a laugh and isn't afraid to critique the world around us!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Conscience of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Engages with a mix of sass and sincerity, often turning political debates into a stand-up routine where the punchlines are equally enlightening and entertaining.

Impact Assessment

Josh’s contributions are like that comforting sweater on a chilly day—warm, dependable, and just ironic enough to keep you entertained while wrestling with serious issues.

TL;DR Version⚡

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Josh Colletta: The Internet's Mayonnaise Maestro

A creative force serving up spicy takes with a side of social justice, and a sprinkle of humor.

Vibe Check

"Thoughtful yet sardonic, like a socially conscious stand-up comic at a kitchen table surrounded by condiments."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your tweets are like store-brand mayo—unexpectedly zesty but sometimes leave us wondering if there's anything truly unique in there.
🔥It’s impressive how you can pack so much wit into 280 characters; it’s like watching a magician pull a rabbit out of a can of beans!
🔥You're like that trendy coffee shop—great ideas but sometimes just a bit too much froth over substance.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe consider putting a bit more of the 'show' in your 'show business'? You know, like actually posting about those TV shows.
😅Remember, brevity is the soul of wit, unless you're writing a tweet—that's just a personal essay that forgot to start in media res.

Main Character Moments

✨When you said, 'I accepted nothing less than extreme accountability,' I half expected you to drop a mic and walk off stage!
✨That time you turned a serious discussion about trans rights into a meme about bathroom humor—truly Shakespearean!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could easily be the go-to voice on media critiques, transitioning from social media to a well-respected podcast—but with more laughs and fewer corporate sponsors!

Unique Advantages

💎In-depth knowledge about trans issues and media ethics
💎Ability to connect pop culture and social justice seamlessly
💎A flair for engaging humor that draws people in.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a series of witty essays or threads dissecting media trends—call it 'Mayo on Media' or something equally quirky!
🚀Maybe try podcasting; think of the hilarity and wisdom you could share while cracking jokes about community issues!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Josh will likely shift gears and become an ‘influencer’ in social justice circles, peppering heartfelt advocacy with humor—a blend as smooth as his favorite condiment!

Potential Superpower

The ability to dissect serious topics while making people laugh—a comedic crusader for justice!

Future Community Role

A leader in creating safe spaces for discussions that are both enlightening and entertaining, where all can gather to discuss society's complexities with a side of snark.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Advocate

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty retorts that dismantle arguments
⚔️Unyielding passion for trans rights
⚔️Master of media critique

Weaknesses

💀Occasional over-explanation of points
💀Distract easily by shiny internet memes
💀May get lost in the philosophical weeds

Quest Line

To navigate the treacherous waters of social media, spreading joy and justice while lampooning the absurd.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The world is a stage and all of social media is a poorly written reality show run by a cabal of ex-DJ media personalities.

Evidence Board

Josh's uncanny knack for reading between the lines of current events and media trends, mixed with his obsession with fun pop culture references that don't seem to fit together but totally do.

Secret Society

The Society for the Preservation of Trans Rights and the Arts, where the initiation involves performing a dramatic reading of Shakespeare in a bathroom stall.

Truth Seeking Level

62%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/TransRightsAreHumanRights, but only if you bring snacks.

Twitter Main Character

In another universe, Josh is embroiled in a Twitter feud about the impact of mayonnaise on sandwich art.

LinkedIn Title

The head of a non-profit organization focused on media literacy and gender equality, a true renaissance strategist.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic avatar that delivers empowering speeches while juggling virtual condiments.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with neon glitter graphics, a background of dancing babies, and an explicit dedication to advocating for gender rights.

MySpace Era

Profile adorned with glittery layouts and an emo playlist featuring bands that lament the state of human rights.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform championing media fairness, where users engage through NFTs of famous quotes from trans rights leaders.

Future Post

In 2025, Josh will reflect on the absurdity of the early 2020s—"Remember when we thought we could change the world just by tweeting?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to weave humor into advocacy makes your voice a refreshing addition to the Bluesky landscape.

Charming Quirk

Your tweets are like a quirky indie film—full of unexpected turns that somehow still feel heartfelt and genuine.

Final Encouragement

"So keep tweeting, keep dancing through the serious stuff, and remember: every bit of humor is a little light in the sometimes dark corridors of social discourse!"

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