Local hack, was also @brightonnewsjo but think one account here is enough for now. Chief cook and bottlewasher @bhcitynews
Jo Wadsworth: Brighton's Chief Cook of Online Chaos
A potpourri of local news, kitchen musings, and delightful rants that keep Bluesky buzzing.
Think of your favorite eccentric aunt who’s way too invested in community affairs and has a secret passion for hamsters.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jo's posts about Brighton's local news are like a fine wine—full-bodied, complex, and occasionally leaves you with a headache from all the drama.
From Japanese markets to allotment tales, Jo brings the neighborhood to life like they’ve been marinating in enthusiasm overnight.
Her anecdotes, like a toddler's hamster interrupting Masterchef, remind us of the beautiful chaos of modern family life.
Writing Style
A delightful blend of dry wit and journalistic precision. Jo writes like she’s having a chat over tea—pointed, personable, and unpredictably delightful.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Community Connoisseur
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about local news
- Occasional poetic banshee
- Allotment aficionado
Secret Powers
- ✨Impromptu comedic rants
- ✨Allotment management skills
- ✨Spotting pop-up ads in real time
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Posts about local news, community events, and personal anecdotes with a sprinkle of humor.
Prompt Engineering
Write in the voice of a witty community journalist with a passion for local affairs and a penchant for playful banter.
Model Behavior
Engaging local news promoter with a flair for dramatic presentations and familial chaos.
Token Count
420
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Local hack seeks someone who appreciates the nuances of community news and the occasional epic rant. Must love hamsters and be okay with an allotment!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Can get too passionate about local politics
- 🚩Might bore you with tales of pop-up ads
Green Flags
- ✅Strong community ties
- ✅Always brings snacks from the allotment
- ✅Endlessly entertaining with anecdotes
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys local events, appreciates a good rant, and can handle spontaneous hamster interludes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Narrative Weaver
Conversation Style
Like a local pub regular who knows everyone’s business but somehow makes it charming.
Impact Assessment
Jo's presence is like a well-seasoned dish; it’s comforting, familiar, and always leaves you wanting more.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jo Wadsworth: Brighton's Chief Cook of Online Chaos
A potpourri of local news, kitchen musings, and delightful rants that keep Bluesky buzzing.
Vibe Check
"Think of your favorite eccentric aunt who’s way too invested in community affairs and has a secret passion for hamsters."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥A self-proclaimed 'hack' who’s really a master chef in the kitchen of local discourse.
- 🔥Has an uncanny ability to either overshare or under-represent community news, leaving us all slightly confused.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could benefit from a touch more brevity; sometimes reading her posts feels like a marathon with a bonus obstacle course.
- 😅Might want to consider that not everyone is as interested in the polytunnel as she is.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time she summoned the 'harpies, harridans and hags'—#SquadGoals, anyone?
- ✨Her advent calendar post was peak middle-class vibes, and we’re all here for it.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Jo could become the voice of Brighton’s grassroots movements, a modern-day bard of the local scene.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep community ties
- 💎Witty engagement
- 💎A unique lens on local politics
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Shorten posts for clarity; less can be more when you’re this entertaining.
- 🚀Experiment with multimedia—maybe a video tour of her allotment adventures?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Jo will capitalize on her green thumb to start a viral gardening YouTube channel, attracting followers like bees to pollen.
Potential Superpower
Her ability to turn mundane news into engaging stories that resonate with her community.
Future Community Role
The go-to for all things Brighton, evolving into a local influencer who brings the community together.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Community Advocate
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Allotment Wizardry
- ⚔️Pop-up Ad Avenger
- ⚔️Local News Whisperer
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-enthusiasm for politicking
- 💀Slightly verbose rants
- 💀Potential for hamsters to distract
Quest Line
To uncover the truth behind Brighton’s local happenings while cultivating the neighborhood’s green spaces.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The council's secret plan is to turn all public parks into hamster sanctuaries.
Evidence Board
Mysterious council reports, repeated sightings of hamsters at city hall, and a sudden influx of hamster-themed events.
Secret Society
The Fellowship of the Forgetful Hamsters.
Truth Seeking Level
42%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AllotmentKings
Twitter Main Character
The person whose tweet went viral for shouting at a council meeting.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Allotment Officer at The Urban Greenery Initiative
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar hosting a gardening show on the Metaverse, featuring real-time allotment chaos.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with dynamic background of Brighton’s seafront, featuring a playlist of indie music and local news podcasts.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a decentralized app for community news sharing, but with too many hamster memes.
Future Post
Just finished my allotment; the tomatoes are thriving, and I’ve officially decided to run for local council 💪🌿.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jo’s knack for putting local issues in a relatable context is her superpower; she wields it like a literary lightsaber.
Charming Quirk
Her posts about family life add a delicious spice to her news-heavy feed, proving she's not just a journalist but a life enthusiast.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot, Jo! The more you share, the more we love it. Just remember, brevity is the soul of wit—unless you're making a pot roast!"
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