John Oxley

@joxley.jmoxley.co.uk

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8,300

Posts

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Jul 3, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Same me, new skies. @Mr_John_Oxley on the old place. Commentator, writer, opinion-flinger. Corporate and political strategy. Newsletter at: joxleywrites.jmoxley.co.uk

John Oxley: The New Sky’s Opinion Flinger Extraordinaire

Between political strategy and clarinet gigs, John Oxley flings opinions like confetti, often with a side of sardonic wit.

Part philosopher, part meme lord, and fully committed to calling out the absurdities of modern life.

89.5%

Authenticity

82%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Political Protests

75%

Media Critique

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Protests90%

John’s coverage of Georgia's protests reads like a live tweet of an intense political thriller, where the stakes are real, and the people involved aren’t afraid to buffet the regime with a side of takeout.

Media Critique75%

He dismantles the BBC’s credibility like a kid with a Lego set—one brick at a time, and yet somehow it all ends up in a confounding heap of insight and jest.

Personal Confessions65%

From comedic misadventures with his father’s travel ambitions to hilariously regrettable Black Friday temptations, John’s self-deprecating humor makes the mundane seem mystifying.

Writing Style

Witty, incisive, and occasionally punctuated with obscure references, John's posts read like the best kind of lecture—one where you're not quite sure what’s real but are too entertained to care.

Thought Leader Score

82%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Cynical Cheerleader

Keeping It Real Score

89.5%

Main Character Energy

Expert at mixing highbrow commentary with sarcasm
Occasional musical talent on display
Political analyst with a penchant for the dramatic

Secret Powers

✨Clarinet virtuoso
✨Impromptu kite surfer
✨Essentials of fraud detection

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political commentary, absurdities of modern life, musical references, and social media humor.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze social media posts to provide witty insights and narrative commentary on online behavior.

Model Behavior

Charming mix of satire and intellect, with an uncanny ability to extract humor from serious situations.

Token Count

3200

tokens

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Bio

"Looking for someone to share witty banter and existential musings. Bonus points if you're into clarinet concerts and spontaneous kite surfing!"

Red Flags

🚩Slightly obsessed with political drama
🚩Tendency to get lost in obscure movie references
🚩May critique your media choices too harshly

Green Flags

✅Sarcasm enthusiast
✅Cares deeply about world events
✅Loves classical music (and maybe plays the clarinet!)

Perfect Match

An empathetic soul who can keep up with witty repartee while enjoying a glass of wine and discussing the latest political upheavals.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Thoughtful Provocateur

Conversation Style

Engages with followers like a mentor who remembers all their students' names and produces occasional pops of genius amidst the chaos of daily life.

Impact Assessment

John’s presence is akin to that of a wisecracking statue—steady, assertive, and often triggering a long-overdue reflection in the onlookers.

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John Oxley: The New Sky’s Opinion Flinger Extraordinaire

Between political strategy and clarinet gigs, John Oxley flings opinions like confetti, often with a side of sardonic wit.

Vibe Check

"Part philosopher, part meme lord, and fully committed to calling out the absurdities of modern life."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Mastering the art of being simultaneously insightful and confused, like a philosopher in a philosophy class half asleep.
🔥Has a PhD in obscure movie references that only he finds funny—Richard vs. Adam Curtis? Careful now, you might implode the Internet with that one!
🔥Tweets about the 'real issues' while simultaneously pondering if confetti shotguns are a justified purchase.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could benefit from dialing down the existential dread when discussing laundry services. Seriously, dude, it’s just a laundrette!
😅Needs to be reminded that 'playing clarinet' isn’t an automatic invitation for a classical music concert endorsement.
😅Might want to restrain from tweeting on flood policy when there's a recovering child at home—priorities, John!

Main Character Moments

✨Describing striking protests with the gusto of a Netflix documentary narrator, just waiting for the dramatic soundtrack to kick in.
✨Starting a clarinet concert announcement like it’s breaking news: 'Stop the presses, I’m performing!'
✨Turned a mundane mention of a laundrette into a philosophical critique; Einstein could never.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Harnessing his blend of humor and sincerity, John could easily become the go-to personality for political commentary—a kind of modern-day Mark Twain of social media.

Unique Advantages

💎Profound understanding of both political landscapes and personal quirks.
💎Strong knack for blending musical talent with political critique, setting him apart in a sea of monotone tweets.
💎The ability to make even the most serious topics sound like an engaging chat over coffee.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Write a humorous guide to understanding political protests through the lens of obscure film references.
🚀Launch a podcast combining witty political commentary with live music sessions, inviting guests to share their favorite random facts.
🚀Consider a newsletter segment where he translates political jargon into everyday language with flourishes of creativity.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect John to evolve into a must-follow social media economist who blends political insight with the type of humor that could sell tickets to a lecture.

Potential Superpower

Might develop 'Twit-Percussion'—the uncanny ability to turn political discussions into musical hits, complete with clarinet solos.

Future Community Role

Could transition into a community strategist, inspiring a new wave of thoughtful discussions, complete with clarinet interludes.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Cynical Cheerleader

Special Abilities

⚔️Highbrow sarcasm
⚔️Political storytelling
⚔️Clarinet virtuosity

Weaknesses

💀Existential dread over laundrettes
💀Innocuous father-son adventures
💀Overthinking film references

Quest Line

Navigating modern politics while making sense of the absurdities of life.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government uses laundry services to track our social media behavior.

Evidence Board

1. Increase in laundrette openings correlates with social media trends. 2. Mysterious funding from tech companies into cleaning services.

Secret Society

The Society of Clean Conspirators: Affiliated with those who believe the washing cycle is a metaphor for political cleansing.

Truth Seeking Level

85.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PoliticalNonsense

Twitter Main Character

Caught in a Twitter feud over the best Richard Curtis film while the real world collapses around him.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Clarinet Consulting,' merging music with political insights on how to clean up the system.

Metaverse Final Form

A clarinet-wielding political commentator in a dystopian metaverse, hosting debates in virtual coffee shops.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An early GeoCities page filled with flashing text about political events, complete with 90s-style GIFs of protest signs.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile showcasing favorite political anthems, complete with custom music playlists and an over-the-top layout.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a decentralized platform for political discussions that uses clarinet music as its audio branding.

Future Post

"Looking back at the 'great flood of 2023,' still debating if we should focus on enforcing existing laws or just build an ark."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

John’s sharp mind paired with humor makes him a true gem in the social media landscape, and a wise-cracking oracle for the misinformed.

Charming Quirk

His uncanny knack for finding absurdity in the ordinary gives his posts a unique flavor that’s hard to forget.

Final Encouragement

"So keep flinging opinions like confetti, John! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility—like knowing when to put that confetti shotgun down."

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