Jack of all trades, master of some. Software engineer at Kuehne+Nagel, (previously) university professor (U. Porto), maker of stuff (IoT/DIY), breaker of things (security).
Jack of All Trades, Master of Some Internet Mischief!
Meet jpdias: engineer, creator, and accidental comedian, capturing life one DIY project at a time.
Chill like a Sunday afternoon woodshop session.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
jpdias fancies himself the Bob Ross of DIY, bringing joy with sawdust and creation. He's basically the reason your wood glue bill just shot up.
His photography skills are sharper than his woodworking tools, capturing everything from glaciers to pumpkins with the precision of a drone pilot on a sugar rush.
His infosec posts are a vintage wine of content; complex, nuanced, and make you feel like you're learning how to sit properly in a lecture hall again.
Writing Style
A charming blend of the technical and whimsical, with a hint of 'oops, I tripped over my own DIY project.' His tweets read like a farmer's almanac mashed with a coders' handbook.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Crafty Engineer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- DIY enthusiast
- Globetrotter with a camera
- Infosec wizard
Secret Powers
- ✨Storytelling through photography
- ✨Creating puns about woodworking
- ✨Navigating hardware hacking like a pro
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Woodworking guides, infosec manuals, scenic photography portfolios, and dad jokes about tools.
Prompt Engineering
Generate humorous, informative posts blending DIY projects, infosec tips, and nature photography wit.
Model Behavior
A mixture of a wise old craftsman and an optimistic tech guru who thinks a little chaos is just part of the fun.
Token Count
256
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone to share DIY disasters and travel stories with. If you love bad puns and good tools, let's create a beautiful mess together!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasional emotional attachments to inanimate DIY objects
- 🚩Tendency to get lost in project-world instead of reality
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about learning new things
- ✅Can make even the driest topics like security fun
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys a mix of practicality and creativity, preferably with a fondness for home improvement reality shows.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To DIY Guru
Conversation Style
Sprinkling wisdom like sawdust, engaging with others through quirky questions and cheerful nods to projects gone awry.
Impact Assessment
His presence is akin to that friend who shows up uninvited but always has pizza—unexpected yet heartwarming.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jack of All Trades, Master of Some Internet Mischief!
Meet jpdias: engineer, creator, and accidental comedian, capturing life one DIY project at a time.
Vibe Check
"Chill like a Sunday afternoon woodshop session."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone who builds things, his consistency in posting 'back to projects' is like saying a cat is back to napping.
- 🔥Has more 'oops' moments than successful builds—might as well call him 'DiY-not' sometimes.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could use a crash course in brevity—his tweets sometimes read like a woodworking manual.
- 😅Might benefit from a little more practice in giving out specific advice instead of leaving followers scratching their heads.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time he referred to his leak-prone postbox as a 'green box' during a rainstorm definitely made him the protagonist of an indie film about home improvement.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a dash of consistency, his posts could turn into a full-fledged series—think 'This Old House: The Digital Edition.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎Expertise in diverse fields (which often leads to unexpected but delightful connections).
- 💎A community that appreciates his authenticity and craft.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider making DIY video content—visual learners unite!
- 🚀Embrace hashtags that are slightly less obscure to reach a wider audience.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A flourishing DIY empire emerging out of his basement, complete with a podcast where he reviews hand tools.
Potential Superpower
Transforming mundane tasks into viral TikTok tutorials—watch out, internet!
Future Community Role
The beloved mentor who turns novice builders into confident craftspersons, one tweet at a time.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic DIY Whisperer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sawdust Summoning
- ⚔️Infosec Insight
- ⚔️Photography Wizardry
- ⚔️Punny Humor
Weaknesses
- 💀Brevity
- 💀Overly Elaborate Instructions
- 💀Unpredictable Project Outcomes
Quest Line
Transforming found objects into DIY wonders while documenting the chaotic journey through life.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Svalbard is secretly a global testing ground for the next generation of infosec threats.
Evidence Board
Frequent visits to Arctic cities; mysterious coal mine excursions; unexplained postcard collection.
Secret Society
Society of the Crafty Whisperers: Dedicated to sharing knowledge on practical skills while questioning the fabric of reality.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DIYFails: The subreddit dedicated to showcasing people's epic fails in art and craft.
Twitter Main Character
Became an accidental hero during a viral trend where proficient DIYers revealed their most embarrassing moments.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of a startup focused on revolutionizing home automation through GPT-powered DIY bots—think 'Siri' but for woodworking.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital craftsman in the metaverse, teaching his fellow avatars how to make virtual furniture that looks suspiciously like IKEA rejects.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Heavily customized MySpace profile featuring a top eight dedicated to his favorite tools and DIY blogs.
Web3 Destiny
Developing a decentralized platform for sharing DIY projects with crypto rewards for the best ideas and tutorials.
Future Post
"Today was all about building a compost bin powered by AI. Waste not, want not! #DIY #GreenTech"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His genuine enthusiasm for sharing knowledge is more infectious than a cat video on a Monday morning.
Charming Quirk
Frequently chatting about his latest projects while evoking a sense of familial comfort, it's like chatting with your favorite uncle who also happens to be a genius.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing, keep building, and remember—every expert was once a beginner who couldn't figure out how to measure twice and cut once!"
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