NIHR Academic Clinical Lecturer & Vascular Surgery ST7 | Research includes PAD, CLTI & frailty | Preoccupied with Leeds United #Medsky #Vascsky #LUFC
John Houghton: Professional Surgeon, Casual Fanatic.
A blend of clinical precision and unapologetic Leeds United fandom.
A mix of passion, academic rigor, and enthusiastic football commentary that keeps us entertained—and slightly confused.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
John’s love for Leeds comes through like a rogue surgeon: both passionate and occasionally messy. His tweets read like goal celebrations at a successful surgery—unless they lose, then it’s more like a slow recovery from anesthesia.
In the realm of vascular surgery, John brings the drama of high-stakes emergencies, balanced with the finesse of a scalpel. His lectures are both educational and surprisingly relatable—who knew veins could inspire such passion?
John’s knack for collaboration shines through as he seeks to engage others in vascular studies—almost as if he’s managing a fantasy football team full of eager recruits.
Writing Style
John’s writing reads like a medical journal crossed with a football blog, featuring concise, impactful statements that pack more punch than a last-minute equalizer.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Surgical Sports Enthusiast
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Vascular surgery wizardry
- Leeds United fanaticism
- Meme-level sarcasm
Secret Powers
- ✨Translating complex medical jargon into football commentary
- ✨Creating engaging matchday feeds
- ✨Crisp, concise critiques of committee meetings
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Vascular surgery updates, Leeds United match commentary, and a sprinkle of Greek mythology references.
Prompt Engineering
Write tweets that mesh the excitement of football with the intricacies of vascular medicine.
Model Behavior
Reflective and witty, yet capable of deep professional insights; sometimes veers into excited fan territories.
Token Count
1200
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate vascular surgeon who’s equally at home in the OR as in the stands! Seeking someone who appreciates both the thrill of a last-minute goal and the intricacies of health care. Let’s bond over bad performances and better surgery techniques!"
Red Flags
- 🚩May excessively post about Leeds United
- 🚩Might use surgery jargon in casual conversation
- 🚩Can become overly excited during matches
Green Flags
- ✅Intellectually stimulating conversations
- ✅A heart for community engagement
- ✅Ability to turn serious discussions into lighthearted banter
Perfect Match
Someone who finds joy in both goal celebrations and medical breakthroughs!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Guy for Matchday Updates
Conversation Style
Engaging and often punctuated with football metaphors, turning analytical discussions into entertaining banter.
Impact Assessment
John’s presence is akin to a beloved team captain—always rallying the troops for discussions, engaging with followers, and providing both insight and comic relief.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
John Houghton: Professional Surgeon, Casual Fanatic.
A blend of clinical precision and unapologetic Leeds United fandom.
Vibe Check
"A mix of passion, academic rigor, and enthusiastic football commentary that keeps us entertained—and slightly confused."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Eurgh? That's the response to your favorite team, not a medical diagnosis!
- 🔥Your tweets on committee meetings are more filled with suspense than a final minute in a cup final!
- 🔥For someone so into vascular surgery, those football reactions are seriously unblocked.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Posting more than one emoji per post might just be a miracle on par with a successful surgery.
- 😅Trying to keep the enthusiasm for Leeds without putting the entire county on high alert.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When Leeds scores, it’s an elegy turned epic rather than just a celebration—calm is a myth!
- ✨That moment when he incorporates Greek mythology into vascular lectures—talk about a crossover episode!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With more posts, John could become the definitive voice of intersection between sports and medicine—maybe even a podcast called ‘Surgeons in the Stands.’
Unique Advantages
- 💎Highly knowledgeable on both vascular health and football stats—basically an all-around MVP in academia and fandom!
- 💎A unique perspective that combines statistical analysis with heartfelt commentary, like a football analyst in an OR.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider more threads connecting surgical insights to football tactics—who knows, one might be in the other!
- 🚀Maybe expand your feeds to cover all clubs—after all, football fans can handle a little competition.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect John to morph his engaging matchday commentary into something that actually trends on Bluesky—#SurgeryAndSoccer anyone?
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn even the dullest committee meeting into a riveting sports highlight reel—watch out, TED Talks!
Future Community Role
Future social media sage, where he blends education with entertainment, and maybe even starts a Bluesky series reviewing medical dramas.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Vascular Fanatic
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Goal Celebrator Extraordinaire
- ⚔️Surgical Sarcasm Specialist
- ⚔️Matchday Organizer
Weaknesses
- 💀Committee Meetings (Mildly Boring)
- 💀Emoji Overload
- 💀Balancing Professionalism with Fanaticism
Quest Line
Navigating the surgical fields while cheering on Leeds with every beat of the heart.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Leeds United’s loss is a cover-up to distract from serious medical funding issues.
Evidence Board
1. Committee meetings often happen during match times. 2. Vascular issues peak right after Leeds defeats. 3. The referees’ secret meetings with medical staff—coincidence?
Secret Society
The League of Vascular Fans—because nothing bonds like shared artery knowledge and football enthusiasm!
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/VascularSoccer—where we discuss the anatomy of goal celebrations.
Twitter Main Character
Get ready for drama as John leads the charge in #SoccerSurgerySquad, posting wild theories about players’ fitness.
LinkedIn Title
A visionary in both vascular research and fan engagement, creating opportunities for collaboration across fields.
Metaverse Final Form
Glorified avatar striking goals on virtual pitches while promoting vascular health—Doctor Goals!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized MySpace page featuring exams for diagnosing PAD alongside playlists of Leeds United’s greatest hits.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a decentralized platform for sharing insights on vascular health with links to live football updates.
Future Post
Hoping to see Leeds dominate the table while also advancing vascular research—because who said you can’t have both?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
John stands out for his intelligent yet humor-filled communication—combining academic insights with fanatical passion.
Charming Quirk
An uncanny ability to lift matchday excitement to surgical levels—a true maestro of drama!
Final Encouragement
"Keep the goals coming, John! Both on the pitch and in your posts, you’re carving a niche that stitches together hearts and minds."
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