Film critic for Vital Thrills, former president of Houston Film Critics Society. Writer / publisher, Currently THE BOX for Red 5 Comics, KULIPARI for Netflix. President of AMP Comics.
The Reel Deal: Joshua Starnes on Bluesky
Film critic turned social media slinger, serving both hot takes and soft beats.
Like a well-edited indie film—you’re not sure where it’s going, but you’re all in for the ride.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Joshua’s the kind of critic who’d defend the Star Wars prequels while leaving us wondering if he’s secretly a Sith Lord.
Deep dives into generational conflicts that could rival any David Mamet script, but with more GIFs and fewer monologues.
His love for wrestling is evident; he seems like the friend who would insist that the best match of all time features more theatrics than an Academy Award winner.
Writing Style
A blend of sharp wit and mild despair, like a modern-day Kafka with a penchant for pop culture.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Critique Connoisseur
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Film aficionado
- Generational analyst
- Master of GIF reactions
Secret Powers
- ✨Converting characters to GIFs instantly
- ✨Unscrambling tangled political opinions
- ✨Finding an Oscar-worthy subplot in any conversation
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Film criticism, pop culture discourse, social media dynamics, and GIF usage.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sharp, humorous film critiques while weaving in political commentary and GIF reactions.
Model Behavior
Witty, acerbic, with an affinity for film references.
Token Count
372
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Film critic who defends prequels and loves a good plot twist, looking for someone to share a couch and critique cinematic masterpieces (or not)."
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessive over GIF usage
- 🚩Sudden existential rants about cinema and politics
- 🚩Talking to cats about the latest screeners
Green Flags
- ✅Solid film recommendations
- ✅Willingness to debate Star Wars vs. Star Trek
- ✅Fondness for late-night indie films
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates deep cinematic discussions, GIF humor, and can handle my occasional hot takes on life.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Film & Pop Culture Guru
Conversation Style
Engaging yet slightly aloof—like the cool kid at the back of the classroom who actually checks his grades.
Impact Assessment
Contributes insight that ranges from enlightening to hilarious, sprinkling existential dread into every trend.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Reel Deal: Joshua Starnes on Bluesky
Film critic turned social media slinger, serving both hot takes and soft beats.
Vibe Check
"Like a well-edited indie film—you’re not sure where it’s going, but you’re all in for the ride."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Joshua’s takes can be so niche, they often require a decoder ring.
- 🔥His followers might actually be a small committee of film majors and friends he couldn’t shake off.
- 🔥His political commentary sometimes feels like watching a slow-motion car crash—you want to look away, but you just can’t.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Being a film critic while entirely avoiding films that contain any hint of positivity or hope.
- 😅Trying to reconcile his love for 80s horror with modern political discourse.
- 😅Forgetting that GIFs are not a substitute for actual argument.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Defending the Star Wars prequels like they were his children at a talent show.
- ✨The moment he realized that watching 'Juror #2' was less of a choice and more of a lifestyle.
- ✨Dropping film references like confetti at a parade, but wondering why the crowd isn’t cheering.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for social media banter, a podcast could benefit from his sharp takes and deep dives into film.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A well-toned sarcasm that pairs perfectly with film analysis.
- 💎Ability to engage a community with both light-hearted and serious debates.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a weekly roundup of 'Film Tweets of the Week' to bolster engagement.
- 🚀Experiment with polls that spark debates—like how ‘Gremlins 2’ is secretly an underappreciated masterpiece.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Joshua to evolve into a digital film festival curator—watching films and live tweeting existential crises in real-time.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any film discussion into a philosophical debate over a mocha latte.
Future Community Role
A go-to for all things Hollywood and beyond, with a side of existential dread for flavor.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Critic
Special Abilities
- ⚔️GIF Mastery
- ⚔️Film Analysis Wizardry
- ⚔️Generational Insights
Weaknesses
- 💀Excessive Sarcasm
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Blurring Lines Between Film and Reality
Quest Line
To navigate the chaotic world of film and culture, armed with a remote and a sarcastic GIF.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The film industry is run by sentient cats who demand high-quality screeners in exchange for their wisdom.
Evidence Board
A collection of cat-related film memes, notes on cat-like behavior of directors, and the disproportionate number of films featuring cats.
Secret Society
The Feline Film Alliance, dedicated to uncovering the truth behind cat-derived cinema.
Truth Seeking Level
73.2%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FilmCriticsUnite, where only the most obscure films are discussed with scholarly intent.
Twitter Main Character
Joshua becomes a viral sensation for his outrageous defense of underappreciated films, sparking endless debates.
LinkedIn Title
Film Critic turned High-Profile Consultant for the Hollywood Elite, with a portfolio reflecting a deep understanding of niche cinema.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual film festival where Joshua hosts panels on GIFs, existential dread in cinema, and cats that have starred in major films.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a playlist of 80s horror soundtracks, and a top 8 that exclusively consists of film critics and a couple of choice horror directors.
Web3 Destiny
Will rise as a DAO for film critics to create a platform for NFT film reviews and discussions around cinematic experiences.
Future Post
Just watched 'Juror #2' again, and shocker—it's still a well-made adult drama that deserves more recognition!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Joshua’s keen insights into film and culture are like a well-placed plot twist—they catch you off guard in the best way.
Charming Quirk
His ability to drop GIFs that could illustrate his mood better than words ever could is almost poetic.
Final Encouragement
"Keep crafting those hot takes, Joshua! The world needs your blend of humor and critique like directors need their Oscars—desperately!"
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