Writer-director. Aldrich Kemp, Lovecraft Investigations etc. Married to @maybeitwasutah.bsky.social Main site: https://www.cartoongravity.com/ Substack: https://developmenthell.substack.com/
Julian Simpson: The Artful Dodger of Bluesky Banter
Crafting cinema, chaos, and cat naps—one post at a time.
A blend of grumpy art critic and enthusiastic dad.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Julian's daily art posts transform Bluesky into an online gallery, proving he has better taste than most of us have in friends.
With political rants that blend outrage and humor, he’s the Shakespearean fool of the timeline—sharp, but you might not want to sit beside him at dinner.
He keeps us updated on his creative ventures, turning his timeline into a soap opera of artistic ambition that even the Kardashians would envy.
Writing Style
Julian's posts range from the poetic to the absurd—think eloquent art reviews interrupted by existential angst and the occasional cat meme.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Intellectual Jester
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Art enthusiast
- Witty social commentator
- Film and writing aficionado
Secret Powers
- ✨Captivating storytelling
- ✨Master of witty comebacks
- ✨Mood lighting expert for photos
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of contemporary art critiques, political commentary, and witty banter, plus a dash of dad jokes.
Prompt Engineering
Generate clever roasts and thoughtful insights about art and culture with a sprinkle of sarcasm.
Model Behavior
Highly engaging and articulate, with a penchant for sarcastic humor and insightful observations.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Art-loving, politically charged film director on a quest for intelligence and humor. Let's share our favorite paintings and rant about the state of the world together!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent political rants
- 🚩Excessive posting about art
- 🚩Neglecting small talk in favor of deep discussions
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about culture
- ✅Enjoys witty banter
- ✅Married to another creative soul
Perfect Match
An art aficionado who appreciates sarcasm and doesn’t mind getting a bit political over coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Art Critic We Didn't Know We Needed
Conversation Style
Engages with a delightful blend of sarcasm and sincerity, like he’s addressing the art world while side-eyeing a poorly made coffee.
Impact Assessment
His presence is both grounding and uplifting—like a warm cup of coffee on a rainy day, but the coffee is also critiquing your life choices.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Julian Simpson: The Artful Dodger of Bluesky Banter
Crafting cinema, chaos, and cat naps—one post at a time.
Vibe Check
"A blend of grumpy art critic and enthusiastic dad."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥The only thing more consistent than his journal images is his ability to roast those who don't appreciate them.
- 🔥Julian’s political takes are like avant-garde movies—confusing, a little pretentious, but ultimately worth the watch.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes I wonder if he really thinks the art posts are going to distract us from his love for long-winded rants.
- 😅He might need to take a break from posting art; the pressure of keeping up with his own standards must be exhausting.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The day he decided to block Bill Ackman: a true hero’s journey in the age of social media.
- ✨His launch day post for Aldrich Kemp felt like a cinematic opening scene—complete with a dramatic monologue about his own genius.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Julian leans into that witty, sarcastic humor more, he could become a household name in online art critique.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique blend of art and politics that few dare to balance—he tames the chaos with color and consciousness.
- 💎A genuine charm that makes you think he could sell you a painting while discussing its philosophical implications.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Post more interactive content—maybe a ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ on art history?
- 🚀Collaborate with other creatives for cross-promotional fun; imagine the art and chaos!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Julian to unveil a podcast where he critiques both art and political memes—like the best of both worlds, only more caffeine-fueled and snarky.
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of the viral post—one snappy caption at a time.
Future Community Role
In the future, he’ll be the go-to expert for artistic commentary, and possibly the face of Bluesky’s art community.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Art Critic
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Daily Art Posts
- ⚔️Political Ranting
- ⚔️Witty Comebacks
- ⚔️Inventive Photo Captions
Weaknesses
- 💀Long-Winded Rants
- 💀Overthinking Art
- 💀Cat Distractors
Quest Line
Searching for truth through the chaos of art and politics, one post at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Julian Simpson is actually a time traveler from the 19th century sent to critique modern society through art.
Evidence Board
Daily art posts that seem too on-point to be coincidence; frequent rants about 'norms' that sound like they’re straight from Victorian literature.
Secret Society
Society of Critical Thinkers Who Post Art Daily.
Truth Seeking Level
92%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ArtDiscussio
Twitter Main Character
The Guy Who Posts Every Day About an Obscure Painting No One Else Has Seen
LinkedIn Title
Artistic Director of the Chaos Institute for Modern Thought.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual gallery where avatars debate the merits of paintings while sipping digital coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom layout featuring a rotating banner of famous paintings and a 'Top 8' of favorite films.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where art critiques and political rants are turned into NFTs, all while using AI to predict trends.
Future Post
"Just finished an existential piece on the hypocrisy of the art world. Also, here's a pretty picture I took of a cat."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Julian’s ability to blend humor and intellect in his posts creates a rich tapestry of content that warms the heart and tickles the mind.
Charming Quirk
He posts art like some people post selfies—daily and with great enthusiasm, as if we’re all demanding a new masterpiece every morning.
Final Encouragement
"Keep wowing us with your art and humor, Julian. Just remember: your posts are like fine art—some people will get it, and others will just stare in confusion!"
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