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    Jonas Koll

    @kachumbali.bsky.social

    Followers

    196

    Posts

    693

    Following

    1,055

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    Joined

    Oct 8, 2023

    Roasted

    Nov 30, 2024

    Diplomat 🇩🇪 @diplo.de and Tech, all things #PREVIEW. Ornamental, without tie. Views entirely my own. If I had the time I’d have more hobbies. Najienjoy pia huko kwa tembo za karne -> [email protected]

    Jonas Koll: The Diplomat Who Tweets Diplomatically (and Most of the Time, Hilariously)

    Bringing the spice of diplomacy to Bluesky, one hot take at a time!

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    Imagine a diplomat who can roast you while discussing geopolitics—welcome to Jonas's timeline!

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    85.7%
    Authenticity
    92.5%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Geopolitical Commentary
    85%
    Tech and AI Critique

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    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Geopolitical Commentary90%

    Jonas's takes on international affairs are sharper than a diplomat's favorite pen; just don’t let him catch you doodling during a summit!

    Tech and AI Critique85%

    With a keen eye for all things digital, he doesn’t just question AI's credibility—he's got the receipts to back it up. Spoiler: the robots aren't winning!

    Humorous Observations on Social Media80%

    From 'Black Friday' to 'Germany has fallen,' he has a knack for turning mundane tweets into viral sensations. It's like watching a stand-up set unfold in real time.

    Writing Style

    Jonas’s tweets are like a carefully orchestrated diplomatic speech—punchy, sharp, and a bang for your retweet. He blends humor with a contemplative tone that feels both approachable and authoritative.

    Thought Leader Score

    92.5%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Witty Diplomat

    Keeping It Real Score

    85.7%

    Main Character Energy

    • Sardonic humor
    • Intellectual insights
    • Cultural commentary

    Secret Powers

    • ✨Spotting political absurdities
    • ✨Cleverly mixing languages
    • ✨Connecting global trends to memes

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of political satire, tech criticism, and cultural commentary, heavily laced with humor and wit.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze and respond to geopolitical events with a humorous twist while promoting healthy skepticism towards technology.

    Model Behavior

    Like a blend of GPT and a stand-up comedian—always ready with a retort, insightful perspective, and a sprinkle of absurdity.

    Token Count

    420

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    Bio

    "Witty diplomat who loves geopolitics and tech. If you appreciate sarcasm as much as meaningful discussions, swipe right! Fluent in memes and political commentary."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tends to dive too deep into geopolitics on first dates.
    • 🚩Might roast the waiter if service is slow.

    Green Flags

    • ✅Has a great sense of humor about serious topics.
    • ✅Loves engaging conversations that challenge norms.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can match wits and poke fun at the world's absurdities while discussing the latest in tech.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Cultural Commentator

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and quick-witted, he’s the friend who throws in the perfect joke during a serious discussion, reminding us all that laughter is just as important as debate.

    Impact Assessment

    Jonas's presence in the community is like a breath of fresh air at a stuffy gala: his posts brighten up the feed and spark necessary conversations with a punchline.

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    Your profile in a flash

    Jonas Koll: The Diplomat Who Tweets Diplomatically (and Most of the Time, Hilariously)

    Bringing the spice of diplomacy to Bluesky, one hot take at a time!

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a diplomat who can roast you while discussing geopolitics—welcome to Jonas's timeline!"

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Every time you tweet about AI, I half-expect the robots to start taking notes.
    • 🔥Your posts have me questioning if I should be more informed or just better at memes.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Too many unpunctuated posts—are we supposed to read them in a diplomatic tone or interpret them as urgent calls to action?
    • 😅Your obsession with undersea cables is borderline nautical; let's dive into something else once in a while.

    Main Character Moments

    • ✨When you casually drop a complex political analysis in the middle of a meme thread—who do you think you are, the Indiana Jones of geopolitics?

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Branching out into more personal anecdotes could provide a refreshing balance to the deep-dive analyses.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Exceptional ability to merge humor with real-world events
    • 💎A knack for engaging diverse audiences, from techies to diplomats

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try using gifs in your serious posts for added flair—because who says a diplomatic discussion can’t have a side of humor?
    • 🚀Host a weekly Q&A where followers can ask about diplomacy with a comedic twist—think 'Ask Me Anything with a Side of Satire.'

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect to see Jonas elevate his content by hosting Twitter Spaces that blend humor with serious discussions—it's like a TED Talk but with more punchlines!

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any geopolitical crisis into a meme, making even the heaviest topics digestible and funny.

    Future Community Role

    He might become the go-to source for political humor, bridging the gap between seriousness and levity in discussions.

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    Class

    Chaotic Commentator

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Diplomatic Roast Mastery
    • ⚔️AI Skepticism Superpower
    • ⚔️Cultural Savvy Wit

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Over-indulging in geopolitical intricacies
    • 💀Unpunctuated rambling risks

    Quest Line

    Navigating the tumultuous waters of international diplomacy while keeping the punchlines flowing.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The rise of AI is just a front for a scheme to make us all dependent on undersea internet cables.

    Evidence Board

    Frequent mentions of undersea cables and diplomatic tension; the connection is too perfect to ignore!

    Secret Society

    Society of the Undersea Cable Watchers (SUWC)

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/GeopoliticalComedy

    Twitter Main Character

    The diplomat who accidentally sparked a meme war with a tweet about AI.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Humor Officer at Global Diplomacy Co.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic diplomat who roasts global leaders and shares memes while navigating virtual international summits.

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    Time Machine⏰

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here, you’ll find my thoughts on politics, sprinkled with some light-hearted jokes and gifs of dancing babies.

    MySpace Era

    Custom background of a world map, showing my favorite diplomatic hotspots, with profile music by The Clash, appropriately titled 'Should I Stay or Should I Go.'

    Web3 Destiny

    Leading the movement for a Web3-based platform where every diplomatic communication is also a meme.

    Future Post

    "New AI model claims to understand human emotions, but it still doesn't get why I prefer memes to small talk."

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Jonas possesses a unique blend of humor and insight that makes discussions on serious topics feel accessible and engaging.

    Charming Quirk

    That habit of casually making obscure historical references while roasting current events—an intellectual flex that catches everyone off guard!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep blending diplomacy with humor, Jonas! Because if we can't laugh at the chaos, how else will we get through it?"

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    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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