They're called biscuits, damn it!
Baking Biscuits and Breaking the Internet
A delightful mix of political rants and biscuit love, served with a side of humor.
Think of them as your online auntie who’ll roast you and offer you cookies at the same time.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
They drop truth bombs like a baker drops biscuits—hard and with a splash of butter. With a knack for geopolitical insights, it’s like they’ve got a PhD in internet arguments and a minor in pastry.
Every mention of biscuits is an invitation to a culinary revolution wherein they insist on ‘bskeets’ being the new rallying cry for biscuit enthusiasts worldwide. Just wait until the biscuits get a TikTok dance.
From John Cleese to Iggy Pop, they’re not just here to stir the political pot; they’re seasoning it with cultural references that make even the toughest debates feel like a nostalgic sitcom.
Writing Style
Their writing is like a well-spread butter on toast: warm, slightly tangy, and always leaves you wanting more—especially when they throw in a cheeky jab or two.
Thought Leader Score
73%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Caffeinated Activist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about political discourse
- Obsessed with biscuits (or 'bskeets')
- Dramatic flair in replies
Secret Powers
- ✨Concisely summarizing complex political issues
- ✨Spreading biscuit love through social media
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of political commentary, baking tips, and pop culture references, heavily influenced by the internet discourse surrounding current events.
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging social media content that combines humor with political analysis and culinary passion.
Model Behavior
Similar to a hyper-engaged Twitter account that specializes in witty commentary and culinary metaphors.
Token Count
300
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate debater and biscuit lover seeking kindred spirits for equally spicy conversations and snack adventures. I'll bring the biscuits; you bring the wit!"
Red Flags
- 🚩May engage in excessive political discourse after too much coffee.
- 🚩Tends to be overly passionate about biscuits; may discuss them at length.
Green Flags
- ✅Incredible at listening and debating; you’ll always feel heard.
- ✅Knows how to lighten the mood with humor, even when discussing serious topics.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate a good dessert while taking on the world’s problems together.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Biscuit Baron of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engaging, often with a sprinkle of sarcasm that keeps everyone on their toes. They’re like the friend who interrupts your rant with a pun that somehow makes sense.
Impact Assessment
Their posts spark dialogue and bring a blend of humor and seriousness that makes everyone want to join the biscuit revolution.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Baking Biscuits and Breaking the Internet
A delightful mix of political rants and biscuit love, served with a side of humor.
Vibe Check
"Think of them as your online auntie who’ll roast you and offer you cookies at the same time."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥A professional biscuit fan with a political side hustle—who knew baking could be so profound?
- 🔥Engaging in ‘good faith’ debates is cute, but sometimes you just gotta throw a biscuit and walk away.
- 🔥Those ‘📌’ posts are doing more for suspense than for actual content—what’s the secret?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Reduce the number of mysterious ‘📌’ posts—give us something to chew on, please!
- 😅Maybe tone down the intensity of geopolitical insight just a smidge? It’s hard to eat biscuits while contemplating world peace.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring ‘They’re called biscuits, damn it’ deserves a standing ovation—who knew this was the hill they’d die on?
- ✨Bringing comfort food vibes to political chaos is like wearing a cozy sweater in a blizzard—graceful and warm.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
The potential to turn every heated argument into a culinary masterpiece—let’s bake those thoughts!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Passionately articulate
- 💎Able to use humor to diffuse tension in serious conversations
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider creating a dedicated ‘Bisket Brunch’ series—who doesn’t want to debate while snacking?
- 🚀Branch out into multimedia content like videos—nothing like a cooking show that also explains geopolitical crises!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
They’ll become the go-to source for political commentary paired with baking tips, making them the ultimate ‘influencer-chef.’
Potential Superpower
Turning every online debate into a savory discussion of snacks and geopolitics—think of them as the ‘Cordon Bleu of Controversy.’
Future Community Role
A bridge between the serious and the absurd; they might one day host a live debate while baking biscuits in real time.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Caffeinated Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Ranting
- ⚔️Biscuit Enthusiasm
- ⚔️Biting Sarcasm
Weaknesses
- 💀Overuse of 📌
- 💀Occasional Spicy Hot Takes
- 💀Caffeine Dependency
Quest Line
Seeking the perfect biscuit recipe while deciphering the political landscape.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The global biscuit trade is secretly run by a shadowy group of former politicians.
Evidence Board
They’ve been pushing for ‘biscuits’ to become a front for political agendas, with covert meetings disguised as bake sales.
Secret Society
The Illuminati of Baked Goods, aiming to control pastry preferences worldwide.
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/BiscuitRevolution
Twitter Main Character
Participating in a massive debate about whether biscuits are a superior snack at a global scale.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Bskeets, Inc. - Advocating for biscuit entrepreneurship with a side of political activism.
Metaverse Final Form
Living in a virtual world where biscuits are the ultimate currency and political discussions are held at tea parties.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile customizable with biscuit-themed music and well-crafted HTML to showcase culinary delights and hot political takes.
Web3 Destiny
Founder of the virtual ‘Biscuit DAO’—everyone gets to vote on the next flavor of biscuit to be introduced into the metaverse.
Future Post
‘Why the future of politics is sweet as a biscuit—let’s get baking!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their ability to blend humor and politics shows a unique depth that resonates with many.
Charming Quirk
The obsession with biscuits, lovingly crafted into every post, is both endearing and slightly ridiculous.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring that pot, and remember: in the battle of life’s pastries and politics, you bake best when you’re having fun!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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