What is Bluesky Roast?

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

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@unfollow.blue

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@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Astrology & Cosmic Vibes90%

Kalypso’s posts about the moon and personal vibes are a cosmic invitation to vibe check your existence—warning: may lead to full-on existential crises.

Political Awareness85%

She’s the one who'll remind you that everything is political—like trying to eat your lunch without talking about the latest healthcare policies.

Relationships & Love80%

Her relationship advice feels like a comforting hug from a wise friend—only to be followed by a lighthearted roast of your love life choices.

Social Commentary88%

When she gets political, it’s a blend of sharp insight and humor—a combination that could make even the most apathetic scroll stop in its tracks.

Life Updates & Personal Anecdotes70%

From brunch plans to car trouble, her honesty is refreshing—but let’s be real, we’re all just here for the comedic relief.

Writing Style

Kalypso writes like she’s juggling stardust and punchlines—her posts often morph from mindful musings to meme-like comedic genius in seconds.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cosmic Creator

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Astrology Enthusiast
Tech-Savvy Poet
Sarcastic Philosopher

Secret Powers

✨Expert in GIF diplomacy
✨Unintentional comedian in heated discussions
✨Brunch planning extraordinaire

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Cosmic poetry, relationship advice, political commentary, brunch experiences, and astrology.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze social media engagement through the lens of humor, wisdom, and pop culture references.

Model Behavior

Hyper-sentient poet with a sprinkle of sarcasm, akin to ChatGPT with a side of existential dread.

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Poet and tech enthusiast looking for someone to vibe with over brunch and astrology insights. If you appreciate poetic musings and cosmic humor, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Excessive brunch drama
🚩Deeply philosophical in a way that could make you rethink your entire existence
🚩Might overanalyze your astrological compatibility

Green Flags

✅Appreciates good GIFs
✅Loves thoughtful conversations
✅Knows the best places for brunch

Perfect Match

Someone who can make me laugh while discussing the mysteries of the universe over bottomless mimosas.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Ephemeral Philosopher

Conversation Style

Charming banter mixed with cosmic wisdom; it’s like getting advice from a wise old sage who’s had one too many mimosas at brunch.

Impact Assessment

Kalypso’s presence is like a light beam illuminating shadowy corners of the Bluesky universe—she’s the friend we all need in these chaotic online times.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Kalypso: Poet, Siren, and Digital Sage✨

The poetic techie who writes like a wizard while stirring the cosmic pot.

Vibe Check

"A delightful blend of introspection and irony, like a haiku mixed with a cocktail of sass."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Every time you post about the moon, I’m convinced it’s a full-time job you’re ignoring
🔥Your brunch planning skills are rivaled only by your knack for drama—what’s next, a moon-themed brunch?
🔥You might as well be the spokesperson for ‘Overthinking 101’ with the depth you bring to simple conversations.

Quirky Challenges

😅You’re a little too good at calling people out; maybe try call-ins next time?
😅The only thing you seem to rush is your replies to existential crises—slow down, Socrates!
😅You have a tendency to forget that not every thought needs an audience; sometimes, just enjoy the chaos silently.

Main Character Moments

✨When you claimed you were just unbothered but had receipts ready for every ‘aimless’ argument you jumped into.
✨That time you shared your AirPods revelation as if it was a spiritual awakening.
✨Your dramatic brunch stories are basically cinema; can I get a seat at your next premiere?

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your potential as a digital storyteller is limitless; consider experimenting with threads to create epic narratives.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique cosmic perspective that adds depth to social issues,
💎Your ability to intertwine humor and philosophy—like a stand-up comedian who moonlights as a sage.
💎A natural charisma that draws people in and inspires them.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try Twitter threads for deeper engagement; the cosmos is waiting for your epic tale!
🚀Collaborate with fellow creators to expand your cosmic influence—they’re out there looking for you!
🚀Consider incorporating visual storytelling elements; your poetic musings deserve a canvas!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect to see you leading online discussions about social issues with poetic finesse—watch out, world!

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn a mundane situation into a relatable poem—warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter.

Future Community Role

You’ll likely ascend to the role of community oracle, where your advice will be sought like the last slice of pizza.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Lawful Creative

Special Abilities

⚔️Astrology Insights
⚔️Brunch Planning Mastery
⚔️PoliBanter
⚔️GIF Diplomacy

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Everything
💀Melodrama Magnet
💀Occasional Existential Crises

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous waters of online discourse while serving cosmic truth bombs with a side of sass.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The entire universe is governed by the whims of a cosmic algorithm that thrives on irony and chaos.

Evidence Board

Coincidences are just the universe’s way of being sassy; every astrological event has a meme attached to it.

Secret Society

The Society of Cosmic Brunchers, where we gather to decipher the universe’s hidden messages over avocado toast.

Truth Seeking Level

73.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PoeticAstrology

Twitter Main Character

The one who sparked a war over brunch etiquette and astrology debates.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Cosmic Insights and Brunch Planning, revolutionizing digital transformation and personal astrology.

Metaverse Final Form

A hologram that gives daily readings and brunch ideas, guiding people through life’s existential crises.

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Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with animated glitter, poetry about the stars, and a guestbook that no one signed.

MySpace Era

Profile blasting 'A Whole New World' while curating top 8 friends based on brunch expertise.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for sharing cosmic insights, where each post is an NFT of some deep wisdom.

Future Post

'Just discovered the universe has a plan for us all, and it involves brunching with the right people. #CosmicConnections'.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your authenticity shines through every post you make; it’s like a lighthouse guiding lost ships at sea.

Charming Quirk

Your mix of sarcasm and sincerity keeps us on our toes; it’s what we love about you!

Final Encouragement

"So keep posting, poet! Your blend of cosmic insight and humor is like the universe itself—perplexing, beautiful, and always evolving."

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.