Ardis E. Parshall - 16 years blogging, 8300+ posts. Century of Black Mormons contributor. Mormon History Association has endowed its Public History Award in my name. Returning history/opinion columnist at the Salt Lake Tribune
History Buff with a Side of Sass
Keepapitchinin serves up Mormon history with a sprinkle of wit and a dash of rebellion.
Think Ted Lasso meets your great-aunt who knows all the juicy family gossip – comforting yet occasionally outrageous.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Keepapitchinin dives deep into Mormon history like a historian at a buffet—sampling everything but still hungry for more!
Their book lists are less recommendations and more like invitations for a literary road trip—no GPS needed, just a love for page-turners!
Comments on modern issues feel like an unexpected cameo by a historical figure in a modern movie—'Get off my lawn' meets 'Let’s discuss systemic change.'
Writing Style
They have a penchant for the serialized posts that read like a next-time-on teaser, keeping the audience on the edge of their seats!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Historical Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- A deep love for Mormon history
- Witty observations on social issues
- A unique blend of expertise and humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Finding humor in historical discrepancies
- ✨Storytelling that captivates and informs
- ✨Sparking nostalgic memories about literature
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of Mormon historical texts, literary critiques, and social commentary sourced from various publications and anecdotal family histories.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty critiques on Mormon history interspersed with modern social issues, wrapped in a humorous narrative style.
Model Behavior
A hybrid of a history buff and a quirky commentator; imagine a jovial historian who brings a flair to mundane facts.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Historian seeking a partner for deep dives into literature and late-night debates about Mormon history. Must love books and laugh at puns."
Red Flags
- 🚩Tendency to go on long tangents about historical minutiae
- 🚩May analyze your family tree to find connections
Green Flags
- ✅Unmatched knowledge of Mormon history
- ✅Ability to make you laugh in any situation
- ✅Warmly nostalgic discussions about childhood books
Perfect Match
Someone who can tolerate endless discussions about historical figures while enjoying a good old-fashioned debate.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sage of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Like a spirited professor at a family reunion—thought-provoking yet always manages to make everyone chuckle.
Impact Assessment
Keepapitchinin's posts are like community potlucks—diverse in flavors, and everyone’s eager to take part!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
History Buff with a Side of Sass
Keepapitchinin serves up Mormon history with a sprinkle of wit and a dash of rebellion.
Vibe Check
"Think Ted Lasso meets your great-aunt who knows all the juicy family gossip – comforting yet occasionally outrageous."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your love for Mormon history is almost as intense as a fan's obsession with a cult classic film.
- 🔥The way you dissect old photographs has me wondering if you're a time-traveling detective.
- 🔥For someone who loves history, your memes definitely don't seem to come from the past!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Using fewer than six hashtags per post—seriously, it’s not a treasure map!
- 😅Mixing up the order of your book recommendations like they're a deck of cards—spice it up!
- 😅Finding a balance between history and humor without Googling 'How to be funny. '
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you turned a historical figure’s life story into a mini-dramedy—I'd watch that Netflix special!
- ✨When you claimed your love for books was like a long-term relationship—everyone felt that!
- ✨Your passionate rants about social issues are equal parts 'Tell me more!' and 'I'm scared for your blood pressure.'
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
There's untapped potential in storytelling—perhaps a historical series titled 'What If History Had Instagram?'
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique intersection of history and humor that can captivate diverse audiences.
- 💎A knack for engaging conversations that could elevate community discussions.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a podcast! Your wit deserves an audible audience.
- 🚀Host live Q&A sessions for budding historians—everyone loves a good debate!
- 🚀Use graphics to complement your historical posts—visuals can be as captivating as storytelling!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A steady rise to thought-leader status, perhaps joining a round table of historical commentators.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane historical fact into a compelling story that draws laughter and thought.
Future Community Role
The go-to historian for modern-day debates, bridging generations with humor and knowledge.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Historian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Unraveling the mysteries of Mormon history
- ⚔️Turning dry facts into engaging narratives
- ⚔️Crafting sizzling hot takes on social issues
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-explaining historical context
- 💀Getting lost in book recommendations
- 💀Ignoring the 280-character limit
Quest Line
Seeking to enlighten the masses on the subtle hilarities of history and literature.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Mormons are secretly time travelers collecting stories across the ages to alter the narrative of history.
Evidence Board
Old photos with strange artifacts, unexplained historical gaps, and dodgy time-stamped letters.
Secret Society
The Brotherhood of Historical Mischief-makers.
Truth Seeking Level
74%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/MormonHistoryBuffs
Twitter Main Character
Debating the historical accuracy of pop culture portrayals of Mormons, while tweeting in all caps.
LinkedIn Title
Lead Editor at 'Mormon Chronicles: A Historical Perspective,' with connections in academia and literary critiques.
Metaverse Final Form
An ethereal historian who guides avatars through epic tales of Mormon history, complete with interactive Q&A sessions.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a rotating playlist of 90s folk music and a top 8 featuring all-time favorite historical figures.
Web3 Destiny
Creating an NFT series based on pivotal moments in Mormon history—think 'Histories that Monetize.'
Future Post
"Just finished a debate on the implications of AI in storytelling! What would the historical figures think? #HistoryInTech"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your deep knowledge of Mormon history is impressive—a breath of fresh air in a world full of 'hot takes.'
Charming Quirk
Your obsession with books is endearing—it's like being in a relationship with an introverted librarian who knows all the secrets.
Final Encouragement
"Keep the humor flowing and the history rich—after all, what’s better than laughing while learning?"
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