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    Climate scientist, geologist, and catastrophe modeler, Liberty Mutual. Posts on all things hurricane, wildfire, flood, earthquake, tornado. Sassy takes are mine not employer's. 📍Oakland, CA Website: hereidk.strikingly.com

    Kelly Hereid: Weathering the Social Media Storm with Sass and Science

    A climate-conscious crusader serving hot takes with a side of geology.

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    A blend of sassy science and climate compassion that has the engagement metrics of a viral meme.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    92%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Climate Change
    85%
    Environmental Advocacy

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Climate Change90%

    From hurricanes to heatwaves, Kelly keeps a weathered eye on our changing climate with an enthusiasm that could power a solar farm. It's like she's channeling her inner Captain Planet, minus the mullet.

    Environmental Advocacy85%

    Her posts are a clarion call for accountability, like a climate knight clad in ethical armor—minus the physical battles, but with plenty of metaphorical jousts against corporate negligence.

    Geology & Volcanology80%

    It's as if her passion for rocks and volcanoes is rivaled only by her love for nerdy science puns, like 'Come see my magma chamber, or shall we lava some time together?'

    Writing Style

    Kelly's style is the academic equivalent of a double espresso—strong, bold, and guaranteed to jolt you awake. She seamlessly combines highbrow science with the sexiness of a social media post. Think Isaac Newton but with hashtags.

    Thought Leader Score

    92%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Sassy Scientist

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Climate science savant
    • Sass with a side of data
    • Community advocate

    Secret Powers

    • Curating incredible science resources
    • Expressing complex ideas simply
    • Engaging storytelling through science

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Climate science journals, social media engagement strategies, and sizzling sarcasm.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write engaging climate science tweets with a side of sass and a hint of data-driven humor.

    Model Behavior

    Like a sassy, data-savvy AI that occasionally trips on its own punchlines, but always lands on its feet.

    Token Count

    400

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Climate scientist with a passion for geology and a slight obsession with the chaos of natural disasters. I can offer you a hot take on the latest hurricane while recommending my favorite local bookstore. Swipe right if you like deep conversations about climate solutions and the occasional dad joke. Must love volcanoes and penguins. 🌋🐧"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Might spend too much time explaining climate models at dinner parties.
    • 🚩Obsessed with saving the world—no, really.

    Green Flags

    • Can curate a killer reading list for you.
    • Passionate about community advocacy—bring on the organic snacks!

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys discussions about climate science and can keep up with my witty banter, preferably with a love for nature and a selection of unique coffee mugs.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Climate Queen

    Conversation Style

    Mixing expertise with a hint of sass, Kelly engages like your favorite teacher who occasionally cracks a dad joke but also knows how to throw shade at science deniers.

    Impact Assessment

    An environmental champion, her posts inspire others to care about climate issues while sprinkling in a dash of humor. She's like the friend who brings organic snacks to a party and has great taste in music.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Kelly Hereid: Weathering the Social Media Storm with Sass and Science

    A climate-conscious crusader serving hot takes with a side of geology.

    Vibe Check

    "A blend of sassy science and climate compassion that has the engagement metrics of a viral meme."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Kelly's posts are so informative they could make even a rock feel guilty for not doing enough to save the planet.
    • 🔥With the amount of data Kelly shares, I suspect she may have a pet database named 'Geoffrey'—it's either that or she's just a time-traveling librarian.
    • 🔥Watching Kelly engage with trolls on Bluesky is like witnessing a cat toy with a laser pointer – endlessly entertaining!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Occasionally gets lost in an academic rabbit hole—send help (and a coffee)!
    • 😅Might have too many starter packs; could they be called 'Starter Pack Pack'?
    • 😅Each post could use a 'sassy meter' to gauge the level of snark before publication.

    Main Character Moments

    • When she made a week-long series on volcanoes, the earth literally shook in excitement!
    • The time she championed her local bookstore like a true bibliophile—suddenly, it felt like a scene out of a Taylor Swift music video.
    • Her attempt at viral engagement with the '2024 Holiday Gift Guide' blew up like a surprise volcanic eruption, creating a seismic shift in community interaction.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Turn those starter packs into workshops! Your followers would likely attend a volcano-themed event just for you.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Expertise in climate science and geology; no one else can drop facts like you do without sounding like a Wikipedia page.
    • 💎Natural ability to weave in storytelling that makes even the driest subject feel like a page-turner.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀More polls and interactive content to draw in those eager to engage with your expertise.
    • 🚀A mini-series on 'Sassy Science'—think science meets stand-up, complete with data jokes!
    • 🚀Collaborate with fellow scientists for cross-pollination of ideas and engagement; think Avengers but for climate geeks.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Kelly to become the go-to authority on climate issues in online circles, cementing her status as the environmental sage.

    Potential Superpower

    Mastering the art of making hard science accessible and fun; she could turn a carbon footprint discussion into a TikTok sensation.

    Future Community Role

    A shaper of community narratives around climate action, guiding passionate discussions while casually roasting the climate clueless.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Climate Crusader

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Data-Driven Sass
    • ⚔️Natural Disaster Knowledge
    • ⚔️Volcanic Engagement

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Academic Rabbit Holes
    • 💀Overly Detailed Starter Packs
    • 💀Sassy Responses to Trolls

    Quest Line

    Rallying the online community for climate action while roasting the uninformed.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Climate change is a result of a secret society of geologists conspiring to keep rocks popular.

    Evidence Board

    1. Evidence of unusual rock formations around the world. 2. High rates of volcanic activity when there's low social media engagement. 3. Every time a new geology book is published, a volcano erupts somewhere.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Sassy Scientists, dedicated to defending the planet with humor and facts.

    Truth Seeking Level

    65%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ClimateAndSass

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who put the 'fun' in 'fundamental climate change discussions.'

    LinkedIn Title

    Director of Geological Humor and Climate Science Advocacy at Rock Solid Solutions, Inc.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic volcano that gives TED talks on climate urgency, complete with lava flow visuals.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page adorned with glittery graphics featuring volcanoes and climate statistics, with a guestbook encouraging viewers to 'Sign if you love rocks!'

    MySpace Era

    A MySpace profile complete with an emo background, rock-themed playlist, and a blog post titled 'Why Volcanoes are the Ultimate Disaster Hotties.'

    Web3 Destiny

    Becoming a decentralized climate advocacy platform where users trade carbon offsets for NFTs of volcanic eruptions, all while enjoying virtual science fairs.

    Future Post

    In 2025, I will definitely post a hot-take TikTok-style video explaining how the world finally ditched fossil fuels in favor of sustainable energy—with dramatic reenactments of scientific breakthroughs!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Kelly's unwavering dedication to climate science and community engagement is impeccable; she is undoubtedly a force of nature online.

    Charming Quirk

    Her knack for blending sass with serious science makes her posts feel like a lecture from a favorite professor—entertaining and enlightening.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep shaking up the climate conversation, Kelly! Your thoughtful takes and fiery passion are precisely the winds of change we need!"

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