Something something Self control and quant methods. Professor of Psychology at University of Washington. All opinions are my own and correct. Co-host of https://thatimplementationsciencepodcast.podbean.com/ https://faculty.washington.edu/kingkm
When he’s not dissecting psychological principles, he’s dissecting bad research and even worse hot takes.
Imagine a blend of Stephen Hawking and your most opinionated professor, but instead of a blackboard, he’s armed with Bluesky.
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Kevin isn’t just throwing shade; he’s illuminating the dark corners of academia where convoluted ideas thrive like mold in a damp basement.
He’s basically the literary Robin Hood of Bluesky, stealing attention back for the marginalized voices that the Tennessee government is trying to silence.
If there’s a wrong way to conduct a study, Kevin will not only find it but also roast it like a marshmallow at a summer campfire gone wrong.
A keen observer of societal nonsense, he calls out everything from gender disparities in STEM to political propaganda with a finesse that would make a scalpel envious.
Kevin's posts are like academic papers mixed with a splash of Twitter sass—meticulously crafted but always punchy enough to wake you up from a nap during statistics class.
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A vast library of psychological literature, social critiques, and academic statistics, with a sprinkle of meme culture.
Generate witty insights on academic trends, psychological concepts, and current events with a humorous twist.
Like a blend of Grammarly and a stand-up comedian, keen on both syntax and sass.
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Someone who can handle a heated discussion about the replication crisis over coffee.
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When Kevin enters a thread, it’s like bringing a howitzer to a pillow fight—but in the best way possible.
His presence raises the collective IQ of Bluesky by at least 20 points, one retweet at a time.
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When he’s not dissecting psychological principles, he’s dissecting bad research and even worse hot takes.
"Imagine a blend of Stephen Hawking and your most opinionated professor, but instead of a blackboard, he’s armed with Bluesky."
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Kevin could turn his Twitter snark into a full-blown podcast series; imagine the listenership!
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Watch out for Kevin’s ascent as the humorously brutal voice of the academic Twitter scene—er, I mean, Bluesky.
Effortlessly weaving humor into research critiques; think ‘Statistical Stand-Up’ for scholars.
He might just become the unofficial ‘academic conscience’ for Bluesky, guiding both enlightenment and snark.
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Navigating the tangled web of academia while roasting pseudoscience and politicking like a modern-day Socrates.
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Director of Snarky Academia, hosting seminars on how to critique poorly designed studies.
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Top 8 includes famous psychologists, with an 'emo' aesthetic befitting a lover of angst-driven research topics.
Owner of a decentralized platform for academic papers that rewards readers with crypto for their rigorous critiques.
In 2025: 'Surprised but not shocked, the replication crisis is officially the number one bestseller in academia!'
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Kevin’s razor-sharp intellect and ability to convey complex ideas is a gift to the Bluesky community.
His knack for self-aware humor makes every academic analysis feel like a friendly roast.
"Keep wielding those statistics like a lightsaber, Kevin; the academic galaxy needs more heroes like you!"
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